4. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: "hmmmm...Barbecue."
5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
6. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.
Politician jokes.
Q: What's the similarity between a Politician and Footballer?
A: Both dribble when they try to score.
Q: What happened to the Politician that put odour eaters in his shoes?
A: He vanished.
Q: What have Politician's and hot air balloon got in common?
A: They're both full of hot air.
Q: How do you know when a politician is telling the truth?
A: Hell freezes over!
Q: How can you tell when a Politician has called to see you?
A: There is slim on the doorbell.
Essex man Jokes
Q: What is Essex Man's idea of foreplay?
A: You awake Sharon?
Q: What is an Essex Man's idea of a serious commitment?
A: Ok, I'll stay the night.
Q: Why does an Essex Men wear yellow shirts?
A: To match their teeth.
Q: What won't an Essex man stand for?
A: A woman on a bus.
Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: Hi you seem fine, how am I?
Q: When can a woman change an Essex Man?
A: When he's a baby.
Q: What have a Pig and a politician got in common?
A: They've both got their snouts in the trough.
Q: Why did the actor fall through the floor?
A: It was a stage he was going through
Q: What did the bow legged doe say?
A: That's the last time I do anything for ten bucks.
Q: What's the difference between a husband and a prisoner?
A: One is complains behind bars and the other complains at them.
Essex Girl Jokes.
Q: What is the difference between Surrey girls and Essex girls?
A: Surrey girls have real jewellery and fake orgasms.
Q: What is the difference between Essex girl and a sheaf of corn?
A: A sheaf of corn has more between the ears.
Q: How many Mates does an Essex girl have?
A: Depends on how many packets she bought.
Q: What's an Essex girl's idea of hard work?
A: Button flies.
Q: Why don't Essex Girls wear lip balm?
A: They don't mind getting a chap on their lips.
Q: How does an Essex girl tell the difference between margarine and butter?
A: She asks someone to read the packet for her.
Q: What does an Essex girl do with men who gatecrash her party?
A: Throws them out in the morning.
Q: How does an Essex girl get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
A: Spits it out.
Q: What is an Essex girl's favourite cocktail?
A: A Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall.
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Grand old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only had 10,000 men.
Q: What is an Essex girl's nightmare holiday?
A: Two weeks on the island of Lesbos.
Q: What's the similarity between Essex girl and a carpenter?
A: Both have a box full of saws.
Q: What's an Essex girl's idea of an obstacle course?
A: Shell suit trousers.
Q: What happened to the Essex girl who became an Avon lady?
A: Max Factor.
Q: What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter.