Chapter 16 – A Kind World
Translator: Eros
In the Eternal Magia game, amongst all the monster that is tame-able, slime is famous for being the most useless. Goblins can quickly learn [Steal] after being tamed so they are somewhat useful, Orcs is obviously useful as a great meat shield, and the other monsters also have their own easy to understand usefulness. While Slime would only be able to use solvent attack to add 20% more damage, give enemies continued poison damage for 15 seconds, and destroy equipment. Beside they take too much time to be trained until they reach that level, they also beyond weak to impact damage which make them even worse.
“Thunder god-sama~, If you think you can’t go any further then please immediately call me okay~? I will quickly help you when you did. Hiroto-chan, is it alright for me to give a beating to it? That slime-chan of yours”
“E-either way why did you call it slime-chan……? Why did you give that kind of monster a pet name? I am having trouble understanding that……”
“H-how could you…… Why did all of you give your support to that slime! How about you put yourself in my shoes?”
- 《Filianess》 is getting scared because of the slime……
O-okay…… even when they still haven’t do anything, Filianes-san had begun to tremble in fear. Her knees are just rubbing against each other like she is holding in her toilet need…… Just how bad her condition really is?
“D-don’t say such stupid thing…… A mere s-s-slime is…… not at all scary for me okay……!”
“Mar-san, If you said too much spite like that, I won’t be responsible if you got punishment when you get back……”
I can just smile wryly seeing how Mar-san changes her stance as easily as reversing one hand like that. Filianes-san timidly pulls out her rapier and faces my slime head on. My slime is also getting into her fighting pose with a jelly like voice coming from its body.
“Thunder god-sama that was a cute squeal…… Even I who heard it feel that my cheek are getting hot
ter~”
Reacting to a female saying ‘too big’ really is one pathetic nature of a man…… I suddenly had that enlightenment in this kind of situation. Anyway, I don’t want to make this harder for Filianes-san so let’s just start the mock battle immediately.
(Eros: Pok*mon battle start!)
- 《Josephine》 is attacking!
That grand slime which is just a big lump of glossy jelly suddenly shows quick transformation movement that is very unexpected from its outside appearance. It grows a tentacle from its body and that tentacle immediately trying to reach Filianes-san while its main body trying to body slams her. Of course I ordered the slime to hold back but it seems that the slime got a bit worked up so from an objective view, its attack seems very ruthless.
“Mar-san, I know that you normally would think of lewd things like that occasionally but, could you please be quiet for a moment?”
“Y-you two, you must think that this disaster is just another person problem so you can talk nonchalantly to each other like that…… Kyaaa!”
- 《Filianes》 managed to dodge that!
“Haah, Haah…… N-now it’s my turn…… Prepare yourself…… I don’t have any intention to even leave your ashes behind……!”
“Haa…… Thunder god-sama, did you perhaps, going to try using THAT technique!?”
“D-don’t just explain things on the side like unconcerned like that! Listening you make my power fall out more and more…… Ugh……”
- 《Filianes》 is fallen into [Fear] state from the slime intimidation……
- 《Filianes》 agility is dropping!
Her slime-phobia suddenly reacts and gives her multiple status down debuff at once…… so close! She almost manages to cast her new skill if she had another couple of seconds while she was still in a perfect condition without any debuff.
With a boing boing sound that is the special characteristic of the slime, Josephine lowers her attack stance. And Filianes-san who witnesses her jelly body shaking around like that started to tremble on her own.
“D-don’t compare me to that slime! Mar, I definitely won’t forgive you…… I will make you cry in regret later, so remember that!”
“Breast jiggling boing boing? What kind of bad things you said in front of Hiroto-chan…… So the gossip about people with big breast is having a stunted brain growth because all that nutrition was directed to the breast instead was right. That must be it”
“T-that’s cruel! You just ridicule me because mine is small right! I will sue you for defaming my honor!”
LOG
“Wha…..Tha-that’s cheating! Why did it transform itself into a shape similar to a shield!? Aren’t you just a slime!?”
Well, in truth, even a level 1 green slime had their own defensive stance but, as they are the one who initiate the attack, they can’t be the one putting defensive stance. And because of that, slime’s defensive stance is something that can only be witnessed once they got tamed.
“Too quick! She just gives up easily like that! The mock battle had just only started you know Thunder god-sama! Get yourself together!”
“But… but…… I know you are right, but, I am already…… already……”
“Filianes-san….. I don’t want to see Filianes-san get beaten by other slimes. That’s why, because we have the chances now, let’s train more with my slime”
“I’m sorry to disturb you when you are looking all tragic like that but…… Hmm~, why did I feel that if things continue like this then something lewd might happen……”
“I-I don’t understand what are you talking about……”
“I know about you…… I definitely know about you. I know that Hiroto’s is purely trying to help me conquer my phobia against slimes without any hidden motives…… and toward his pure feeling, I have to answer him no matter what……!”
- With your presence 《Filianes》 is getting encouragement!
If there is someone who you currently have a high affection point with close by, it was rare but sometimes, that condition will give various good buffs like recovering all bad status effect, staying alive even when you got hit by lethal attacks, or even simply increase your critical chance. But it seems like the rare buff just now just end up in misfire.
“O great Father in heavens who govern over the spirits of lightning, let the thunder roar upon this heaven and earth. It’s now time to pass your divine judgment hammer……! [Roaring Thunder Strike]!”
“Ugh…… kuh…… I can’t charge it more than this…… is this the limit for this current me……!?”
“Hiroto…… look at me. As a holy knight, I’ll show you that I will conquer over my fear……!”
“A~, Thunder god-sama, she seems like to forget some important things there…… Even if you failed, I~ don’t know anything”
“Uu…… I thought I told you to not make fun at me…… Haaaaa! [Thunder x Sonic Slash]!”
LOG
- 《Filianes》is enchanting her weapon with [Thunder Strike]!
Filianes-san attacks with her lightning enchanted rapier in a speed that she had never reached before. And then, when her sword tip finally meets my slime body which already taken defensive position in the shape of shield, it happens.
Boing!
LOG
- 《Josephine》 has nullified the piercing attack.
The [Thunder x Sonic Strike] that Filianes-san released with all her might is totally ineffective to my slime. Her rapier had stabbed deep within Josephine’s jelly body but it doesn’t give her any damage at all. And to make thing worse, because of her failed attack, Filianes-san is in no position to defend from the slime counter attack.
“Too bad, but like I said before that is a slime~. I’ve warn you right? You might do better with a punch instead you know Thunder god-sama?”
“M-my attack art was…… why my attacks didn’t affects it at all? Y-you… you are cheating!”
“Josephine, counter!”
Josephine tangles Filianes-san’s rapier then steal it from her and in just a blink of a moment, her rapier had thrown far away. If a weapon thrown in a rough manner, then I worry it might decrease its durability too much so I order her to throw it ‘gently’ instead.
- 《Josephine》 is stealing 《Filianes》equipment!
“Aaa…… Give-give it back…… That rapier is, my soul as a knight……”
“So it was not dissolving it instead? ...... In the past, I’ve witnessed a guy from the knight brigade got his armor dissolved by a slime and got in many troubles after because of that~”
Imagining the figure of a robust man giving in to the slime assault…… Um, that’s not something I have in demand with anyway.
“There is a way to damage my slime even if you lose your weapon you know?”
“Then made the match to keep on going as long as she doesn’t understand what that method is. Josephine, do get her!”
While making a boing boing sound, Josephine slowly creeps closer to Filianes-san. Filianes-san can only take a defensive pose while take a step yet another step backward.
“…… Seeing that made me feel a bit sorry for instigating her…… Maybe not. Thunder god-sama~ your legs are all wobbly you know?”
“Th-that’s right! Mar fear against the orcs when she sees one is far worse than mine!”
“Wha…… No, wait! That was just a slip of tongue, I’m entirely at fault so I’ll sincerely apologizes for that. So please no, don’t……”
LOG
- 《Filianes》 is getting restricted!
“GO~! That’s it baby! Streak her butt naked!!”
My slime entangles itself to Filianes-san’s body and wraps her hands and feet, making her unable to even move. Both of Filianes-san’s arms are tied upward, leaving her protruding breast that is only covered with cloth armor exposed in the open.
(Eros: No, she learns it from you)
“Filianes-san, after another while, I will command my slime to let you go so let’s stop our training for today……”
“Filianes-san……”
“Kuh…… with just this much of slippery-gooey things, I…… I will not lose……!”
Continued in Part B