"I'll take it under advisement. Thanks."
When I get back to the townhouse, there is a red Toyota Conquest parked outside, with the boot open as if ready to swallow the woman who is leaning into it to retrieve the shopping bags inside.
"Give you a hand?"
"Ngiyabonga, sisi," says Prim Luthuli, emerging from the car. She manages to contain her double-take at seeing Sloth, and hands over three bags in each hand, loaded with two-litre soft drinks and frozen mini-pizzas and chips. She is in her late forties, a large mama in a floral skirt and an over-bleached white blouse.
"Just a guess. Teenage boys?"
She smiles wanly, but there's a tightness to her face. "I try to cook healthy for them, but, hei hei, teenagers are difficult."
She fumbles open the lock, while balancing four bags, and bumps the door open with her hip, revealing a mirror layout of H4-303. The walls are a warm yellow, leading into a bright red kitchen with a corkboard against the wall, plastered with family photos and news clippings featuring iJusi.
I set the bags down on the counter, nearly knocking over a vase of white roses which Mrs Luthuli deftly saves without comment.
"Do you live in the complex, dear?" she asks, opening the fridge and shelving a pack of strawberries, the milk, carrots, chicken pieces, tomatoes. "I don't think we've spoken before?"
"My name is Zinzi December. Odysseus Huron sent me to talk to you about Songweza."
She closes the fridge door and sits down heavily on one of the bar stools attached to the breakfast nook. She knots her hands in her floral skirt. She is clearly upset.
"You? Why hasn't he called the police?"
"You tell me."
She sighs heavily. "He thinks she's playing games. But even if she is, she could still be in danger! Who knows where she is. She's been gone four days." She starts sniffling.
For the second time in an hour, I've managed to make someone cry. At Sloth's urging, I go over and put an arm around her, awkwardly.
"It's going to be okay," I murmur. "It's going to be fine. Look, this is going to sound a little strange. But do you have anything of Songweza's she might have lost? Something with sentimental value? I don't know, a favourite earring that fell behind the couch? A book or a letter? A sock, even?" I'm clutching at straws or, worse, laundry.
"No. I don't know what you mean. I don't have anything like that." She looks at me like I'm crazy.
"Okay. How about her phone number?"
"I've been trying it every day. It just goes to her voicemail."
"Can I try it?" Because wouldn't it be crazy if she answered? Easiest money in the bank ever. But as predicted, it kicks straight to voicemail.
"You know who this is. If I feel like it, I'll get back to you." The voice is sassy, sexy. Even with the faux-bored veneer, it comes through like a dare. The voice is sassy, sexy. Even with the faux-bored veneer, it comes through like a dare.
It's followed by the automated network pre-record, a decidedly less enticing voice: "This mailbox is full. Please try again later. This mailbox is full. Please try again later." Okay, so it's not going to be that easy. Of course, just because it's on voicemail doesn't mean that she's not using the phone to make make calls. calls.
"Do you have any idea where she might have gone? No other relatives? No close friends she might be bunking with?"
"I called her friends from school. Nonkuleko. Priya. They haven't seen her."
"What about her friends outside school?"
She looks at me blankly. "No, I..."
"Never mind. How long have you been the twins' guardian?"
"When their grandmother died, she wrote in her will that she wanted me to look after them. We were neighbours. But I would have anyway. It's traditional to look after orphans."
"Helluva inheritance."
"It's hard. I get stressed. All the Starmakerz nonsense. The city, all the parties, warra-warra. It's a bad influence,
Joburg. But they're good kids."
"I get the idea that the boys don't know about Song. I told them I was a journalist, don't worry."
"Des knows. My son. Did he mention..." She looks to me for acknowledgment that I'm up on the family ties. "He said I shouldn't tell them. They're young. They're emotional. Especially S'busiso. He takes everything to heart."
"I noticed."
"I think he gets bullied at school. He doesn't tell me, but sometimes he comes home with bruises. And what if something has happened to her? How would they deal with it? It's better that they don't know. They shouldn't have to carry the worry. I told them she's visiting a friend."
"What is she like, Songweza?"
"She's smart, very smart. A's at school. But she's not like S'bu. She's popular with the girls. And the boys too," she says, with a little grimace of concern.
I'll bet, if that voice is any reflection of the rest of the package.
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"Oh no." She looks shocked. 'Song would tell me. We have an agreement. No boyfriends until she finishes high school."
"Would you say she's happy?"
"Sometimes it feels like Songweza is angry at the whole world. But she doesn't really mean it. She just has her ups and downs."
"Which is why she's on medication?" She seems confused. "No, I don't think so."
"Nothing? Not even homeopathic? Muti Muti?"
"Oh yes. Yes, she sees a sangoma sangoma once a month. They both do. He gives them treatment to help with the stress. All this stress of being famous." once a month. They both do. He gives them treatment to help with the stress. All this stress of being famous."
"I'm slightly concerned that you might not know as much about the kids as you think you do."
"We talk all the time. I cook dinner for them every night. Make their lunch for school. We go to church on Sundays."
"You know they're drinking beer? Smoking weed?"
She twitches and then looks at me with frank appeal. "They're just letting off steam. They're good kids. Don't tell Mr Huron. Please. They're good kids."
I get the taxi to drop me off in Rosebank and find the nearest payphone. It's an anachronism that the mall even has a working payphone, but I guess it caters to the traders at the African market and teens who have run out of airtime. Or the dubiously agenda'd, like me. I don't want to use my cellphone, don't want my number showing up on caller ID, in case I still decide to hang up. As if he'd still have it saved on his phone.
Because the truth is that I don't know if I can do it. Unless Prim Luthuli can dig up a useful lost thing, I am going to need a back-up plan. And the back-up plan involves summoning up the demons of my Former Life. Sloth does not not approve of this plan. approve of this plan.