5.
By the time I draw close to shore, Boggy is wading out to help me. Together we drag the body from the water and lay it on its side in the sand.
I grab my blazer, drape it over the guy's head, and shield us from his zombie stare.
Barbara and Aunt Trula have already gone inside the house to call the police. Boggy and I sit on the rocks and wait.
The cut on my foot is nasty, but it will heal without stitches. The scrapes on my shoulder sting worse than they look. No telling what all kind of marine bacteria is now crawling around under my skin.
Still, I'm way better off than the guy lying on the beach under my blazer. Boggy and I try not to look at him.
"It was not the fish," says Boggy.
"Not the fish what?"
"Not the fish that did that to his eyes."
"Why you think that?"
"Because he has not been dead so very long. The body, it is not swell up. His wet suit, it has no tears, no holes. The rest of him, it has not been eaten."
I taste something bitter at the back of my throat. I swallow hard and keep it down.
I look at the ocean. And I keep looking at the ocean until the team from the Bermuda Police Service arrives.
There are six of them, plus two EMTs, one of them carrying a foldup stretcher as they make their way down the side of the bluff.
On their heels is a tall woman with a frizzy ponytail of black hair, her notepad at the ready. A newspaper reporter, I'm guessing. A photographer trails her. And following them is a TV news crew. The insignia on the camera says ZBM-TV and has the CBS logo. The guy carrying it stumbles as he comes down the bluff, catching himself just before his camera bites the sand.
The cop in charge of things introduces himself to Boggy and me as Chief Inspector Worley. He is fortyish, short, and slender.
"If you gentlemen don't mind staying right where you are, we'll take your statement shortly," he says in a deep voice that doesn't match his compact size.
Worley moves toward the body and squats beside it. He studies it for a moment before lifting the blazer.
He jerks his head away, lets go of the blazer.
"Goddamn," he mutters.
He pokes his chin at the reporters and photographers as they jockey for angles.
"Get them out of here," Worley tells one of his people.
An officer steps in and herds them away. The woman reporter who led the charge puts up an objection, but soon she is climbing back up the bluff with the rest of them, joining Barbara and Aunt Trula.
The rocks create a natural barrier and keep the few curiosity seekers on the beach at bay. But the blufftop provides a prime vantage point. It stretches for half a mile on either side of us, lined by stately compounds, some of them bigger even than Aunt Trula's. Already, there are dozens of people standing in tight little clumps along the bluff, pointing and taking turns with binoculars.
Worley lifts the blazer again. He studies the face longer this time. Then he lets the blazer drop and wipes his hand on his pants.
He stands and speaks with the other cops. One of them squats down and peeks under the blazer. He gets up quickly. The others keep their distance.
I look up at the bluff. The TV cameraman has his lens trained on Barbara and Aunt Trula. The reporter he is teamed with stands off camera asking the two of them questions. Barbara has an arm around Aunt Trula's shoulders. Both of them seem to be handling everything just fine.
Worley steps over to where Boggy and I sit on the rocks.
"Show me where you found the body."
I point to the place.
"It was wedged between those rocks out there."
Worley flips open a cell phone and steps away, punching numbers. He speaks to someone on the phone, then closes it. He steps over to the five other cops and speaks to them.
When he is done, the cops split up. Two of them work one way along the shoreline, nudging clumps of seaweed with their shoes, poking around rocks. Another two go in the opposite direction, doing the same thing.
The fifth cop waves in the two EMTs. They unfold the stretcher as Worley makes his way back to us.
"You two together?"
Boggy and I nod.
"American?"
We both nod again.
"Passports?"
"Up at the house," I say.
"You're staying with Mrs. Ambister?"
It takes me a second. I only know her as Aunt Trula. I've never heard Barbara use her last name.
"Yes," I say. "We just got here this afternoon."
"Some welcome," Worley says.
The EMTs finish loading the body onto the stretcher and start moving toward the bluff. It will be a tricky climb.
Worley sees them and calls out: "Just put it down right there. Got a boat on the way. You can load him up in it."
He turns back to us, pulls out a notepad and a pen.
"OK," he says. "Tell me anything else I need to know."
There isn't much to tell. By the time I'm done, two Boston Whalers have arrived and are idling several yards offshore. They are twentyseven-footers, each bearing the logo of the Bermuda Police Service.
There are three people in each boat-a uniformed officer at the helm and two scuba divers, wet suits on but not zipped up all the way.
Worley steps to the edge of the water and hollers instructions. One of the boats moves out about a hundred yards. Moments later both sets of divers are in the water, working a grid, slowly and methodically closing in on each other.
There is nothing to do but sit and watch. I look up at the bluff. Barbara and Aunt Trula are no longer to be seen. But the crews from the newspaper and the TV station are still hanging around.
Worley climbs up the bluff and speaks to them for half an hour or so. By the time he comes back down to the beach it is starting to get dark. The divers have converged, but there is nothing to report. They get back on the boats.
Worley waves in one of the boats. The EMTs roll up their pants, wade out with the stretcher, and load it onto the boat.
The officer at the helm whips the wheel and gives the boat some gas.
Boggy and I watch the boat skitter away across the inky waves, heading to wherever it is they take dead bodies that wash ashore on the beaches of Bermuda.
6.
"It's not like you," Barbara says. "Not like me what?"
"To let someone like Aunt Trula get under your skin."
Barbara lies in bed, multitasking, chatting with me as she reviews a stack of galleys for Tropics that she lugged with her on the plane. For her there's really no such thing as a total vacation.
I lean against a wall watching her. It beats hell out of ESPN any day.
Dinner was a couple of hours ago-breasts of chicken, iceberg salad with bottled dressing, nothing to get excited about.
"How many husbands did you tell me she'd been through?"
"Five. Uncle Taylor, my favorite, was the last."
"So, for Aunt Trula, marriage is a growth industry?"
Barbara levels a look at me.
"Please," she says, "she's the only family I've got."
"Sorry, guess I've got no complaints. Not compared to that poor bastard on the beach."
"The police have no idea who it might be?"
I shake my head.
"No identification on the body, but there's nothing unusual about that. The guy was in a wet suit. He'd obviously been diving. You don't carry your wallet when you're doing that."
Barbara returns her attention to the galleys. It's crunch week at Orb Communications, the magazine publishing company she owns. The next issue of Tropics is due to the printer in two days and, as always, the staff is scrambling to make deadline. Barbara has a 228-page issue to review before she can call it a night.
"You like this cover?" she says, holding up one of the page proofs.
A gorgeous tanned woman in a yellow bikini lounges on a raft in one of those ritzy infinity pools. A handsome tanned man wades toward her, carrying two pinkish umbrella drinks on a tray.
In the background, St. Lucia's dreamy twin peaks, the Pitons, soar over Soufrire Bay. The cover line reads: "10 Best Places for Romance."
I recognize the photograph, mainly because I had accompanied Barbara on the photo shoot just a few weeks earlier. It was taken at Anse Chastanet, the hillside resort owned by Barbara's friends, Nick and Karolyn Troubetzkoy.
"So what do you think?" says Barbara.
"The girl in the bikini and the guy with the drinks-they gonna do it in the pool?"
"I suppose that would be the subtext. The image is rather evocative. That's why I like it."
"We did it in that pool. That very night as I remember."
"Another reason why I like this particular shot," says Barbara.
"But you can't have a headline that says: 'Ten Best Places to Get Laid.'"
"No," Barbara says, nearly laughing. "That would be breaking ground that I'm not sure we want to break."
"You'd sell a helluva lot of copies."
"And lose a helluva lot of advertisers."
"Screw 'em."
"Screw the advertisers? Never," Barbara says. "That's blasphemy."
She lays the page proof across her lap, drums her fingers on it. She looks at me as if she is getting ready to say something.
"You're getting ready to say something," I say.
"Yes, I am."
"So say it."
"It's a question, actually."