_Char_. Yet what art thou? a Stranger to my Heart. Wherefore, ah why, on what occasion shou'd I?
Mrs. _Clack_. Acquaintance, 'tis enough, I know him, Madam, and I hope my Word will be taken for a greater matter in the City: In troth you're beholden to the Gentleman for marrying you, your Reputation's gone.
_Char_. How, am I not honest then?
Mrs. _Clack_. Marry, Heaven forbid! But who that knows you have been a single Hour in _Wilding's_ Hands, wou'd not swear you have lost your Maidenhead? And back again I'm sure you dare not go unmarried; that wou'd be a fine History to be sung to your eternal Fame in a Ballad.
_Fop_. Right; and you see _Wilding_ has left you for the Widow, to whom perhaps you'll shortly hear he's married.
_Char_. Oh, you trifle, Sir; lead on.
[_They going out, meet Sir_ Anthony _with Musick: they return_.
Sir _Anth_. Come, come, Gentlemen, this is the House, and this the Window belonging to my Lady's Bed-chamber: Come, come, let's have some neat, soft, brisk, languishing, sprightly Air now.
_Fop_. Old Meriwill--how shall I pass by him!
[_Stand by_.
Sir _Anth_. So, here's Company too; 'tis very well--Not have the Boy?
I'll warrant this does the Business--Come, come, screw up your Chitterling.
[_They play_.
--Hold, hold a little--Good morrow, my Lady _Galliard_.
--Give your Ladyship Joy.
_Char_. What do I hear, my Lady _Galliard_ joy'd?
_Fop_. How, married her already?
_Char_. Oh, yes, he has. Lovely and false, hast thou deceiv'd my Faith?
Mrs. _Clack_. Oh, Heavens, Mr. _Foppington_, she faints.--ah me!
[_They hold her, Musick plays.
Enter_ Wilding _and_ Dresswell, _disguis'd as before_.
_Wild_. Ah, Musick at _Galliard's_ Door!
Sir _Anth_. Good morrow, Sir _Charles Meriwill_: give your Worship and your fair Lady Joy.
_Wild_. Hah, Meriwill married the Widow!
_Dres_. No matter; prithee advance, and mind thy own Affairs.
_Wild_. Advance, and not inquire the meaning on't!
Bid me not eat, when Appetite invites me; Not draw, when branded with the Name of Coward; Nor love, when Youth and Beauty meet my Eyes-- Hah!-- [_Sees Sir_ Charles _come into the Balcony undrest_.
Sir _Char_. Good morrow, Uncle. Gentlemen, I thank ye: Here, drink the King's Health, with my Royal Master's the Duke.
[_Gives 'em Money_.
_Fid_. Heaven bless your Honour, and your virtuous Bride.
_Fop. Wilding_! undone.
[_Shelters_ Charlot, _that she may not see_ Wilding.
_Wild_. Death and the Devil, Meriwill above!
Sir _Anth_. Ah, the Boy's Rival here! By George, here may be breathing this Morning--No matter, here's two to two; come, Gentlemen, you must in.
[_Thrusts the Musick in, and goes in_.
_Dres_. Is't not what you expected? nay, what you wisht?
_Wild_. What then? it comes too suddenly upon me-- E'er my last Kiss was cold upon her Lips, Before the pantings of her Breast were laid, Rais'd by her joys with me; Oh, damn'd deluding Woman!
_Dres_. Be wise, and do not ruin where you love.
_Wild_. Nay, if thou com'st to reasoning, thou hast lost me.
[_Breaks from him, and runs in_.
_Char_. I say 'twas _Wilding's_ Voice, and I will follow it.
_Fop_. How, Madam, wou'd you after him?
_Char_. Nay, force me not; by Heaven, I'll cry a Rape, Unless you let me go--Not after him!
Yes, to the infernal Shades--Unhand me, Sir.
_Fop_. How, Madam, have you then design'd my Ruin?
_Char_. Oh, trust me, Sir, I am a Maid of Honour.
[_Runs in after_ Wild.
Mrs. _Clack_. So; a Murrain of your Projects, we're all undone now: For my part I'll e'en after her, and deny to have any hand in the Business.
[_Goes in_.
_Fop_. Damn all ill Luck, was ever Man thus Fortune-bit, that he shou'd cross my Hopes just in the nick? But shall I lose her thus? No, Gad, I'll after her; and come the worst, I have an Impudence shall out-face a Middlesex Jury, and out-swear a Discoverer.
[_Goes in_.
SCENE V. _Changes to a Chamber_.
_Enter Lady_ Galliard, _pursued by Sir_ Charles, _and Footman_.
L. _Gal_. Sirrah, run to my Lord Mayor's, and require some of his Officers to assist me instantly; and d'ye hear, Rascal, bar up my Doors, and let none of his mad Crew enter.
[_To the Footman who is going_.
Sir _Char_. William, you may stay, William.
L. _Gal_. I say, obey me, Sirrah.