Beard came forward . "Don't worry, they wouldn't dare come again . If they do, I'll beat them up . "
Fangzheng pressed his palms together, "Patron Beard, do make sure to repent . If you remain impenitent, all of you will share the outcome of that quintet . "
Beard was a little taken aback . Miao Long and company only had their knives broken . What sort of outcome was that? Beard did not place too much weight on what he stated but he did not dare oppose Fangzheng . He had broken knives with his bare hands and appeared invulnerable . He was simply terrifying . He quickly bade farewell and left .
Everything was over after Beard and company left . Fangzheng bade the villagers farewell as well .
Jing Yan finally revealed her identity and guaranteed that the matter would be exposed . She also promised that she would seek out the strength of society and help the village . The villagers were extremely grateful as they sent Fangzheng and Jing Yan out the village . Especially the young girl, Niuniu . She stuffed a paper crane she personally made into Fangzheng's hands, hoping that it could bring him good luck .
Fangzheng carefully stored it away, boarded the car, and left . However, he did not notice a flash of redness in a distant shaking tree .
"Master, may I ask you a question?" Jing Yan could not help but ask .
Fangzheng noticed that she had been hesitant the entire journey . He also heaved a sigh of relief when he noticed that she was finally posing her question . If not, he would feel terrible for Jing Yan .
"Master, I saw that video of you crossing the river on a reed . Did you really cross the river on a reed?"
Fangzheng smiled, "What do you think?"
"It's true! Right?" asked Jing Yan .
Fangzheng laughed and said nothing .
Jing Yan's heart quivered . It was a tacit acknowledgment! She continued, "Master, the video of you crossing the river on a reed has spread . Many people are talking about you . The main theories are that you were doing street magic or trying to sensationalize something . Should I help you clear the air?"
Fangzheng decisively shook his head when he heard that . What a joke! Why should this matter be explained? He did want to become famous but if he became famous through such means, it would only mean trouble . Furthermore, if the matter was not well explained, the situation would only worsen . People might not believe him and more explanation would only lead to greater denunciation . He did not wish for people to form expeditions to scale his mountain to curse at him . How would he persevere through such days? "Patron, thank you for your good intentions . There's no need for you to clarify the matter . What do their own conclusions have to do with This Penniless Monk?"
Jing Yan was taken aback . She had once thought that Fangzheng was taking an opportunity to sensationalize things to become famous on the Internet through the calligraphy competition . Now it did not appear so . He was truly a master that did not pursue fame or profit! She felt even more respect for him .
Jing Yan posed another question . "Master, will those blondies really not harass the villagers again?"
"Amitabha, don't worry . It's unlikely they will have the strength to harass the villagers again . " Fangzheng's smiled and his eyes had a sinister glint to them .
"Amitabha, don't worry . It's unlikely they will have the strength to harass the villagers again . " Fangzheng's smiled and his eyes had a sinister glint to them .
The duo only exchanged a few words throughout the trip . They arrived at Mt . One Finger by noon . Jing Yan, who wanted to visit the monastery, had to leave because of a phone call .
Fangzheng returned alone and before he entered the monastery, he saw a white figure pounce on him . Fangzheng said with a smile, "You rascal . Your ears sure are sharp . " As he spoke, he hugged Lone Wolf that had leaped at him . A tiny figure popped up from Lone Wolf's head and grabbed Fangzheng's clothes to climb on his shoulder . It pulled at Fangzheng's ears and squeaked as though it was saying something .
Fangzheng laughed, "Enough, enough . There aren't any gifts . It's already good that This Penniless Monk can return without getting lost . There aren't any gifts . "
Lone Wolf flicked his tail and left when he heard that there were no gifts!
The squirrel tugged at Fangzheng's ear before jumping on Lone Wolf's back . He left as well!
When Fangzheng saw this, he was taken aback . Finally, he laughed, "These two rascals . . . are infuriating!"
After returning to One Finger Monastery, Fangzheng took a deep breath . He put down his empty traveling bag and looked up into the sky . "The powers of Heaven are immense . How can you be spared for such heinous sins?" With the augmentation of Guan Yin . . .
"Brother Long, are we just going to let this matter rest?" In a large farmyard on the outskirts of Baiyun County city, Miao Long and company were sitting on a brick bed . They became even more furious as they recalled the day's events .
"We are no match for that monk . We shall put that on hold for now . But Beard is just too much . We used to drink frequently but he even helped an outsider today! This matter is not over yet! And those villagers . If they were obedient, would we have been reduced to such an abject state? We were humiliated . . . " Miao Long was peeved as he finished a cup of beer on the table .
"We are no match for that monk . We shall put that on hold for now . But Beard is just too much . We used to drink frequently but he even helped an outsider today! This matter is not over yet! And those villagers . If they were obedient, would we have been reduced to such an abject state? We were humiliated . . . " Miao Long was peeved as he finished a cup of beer on the table .
When the beer reached his stomach, he suddenly cried out . "Aiyah! Ouch!"
As he yelled, Miao Long stumbled to the ground . He held his stomach and cried out in pain .
It gave the other blondies a fright . All of them were dumbfounded . One of them asked, "Brother Long, what's wrong with you?"
"My stomach . . . there's something growing in my stomach . It hurts . . . It really f**king hurts! Send me to the hospital!" Miao Long was in such great pain that his face was contorted .
The other four did not dare delay a moment longer . They lifted him up . But suddenly, all four of them felt their stomachs turn cold . Immediately, all of them felt an excruciating pain inundate them . The four slumped to the ground with a cry as they yelled while holding their stomachs .
The five wailed so loudly that the dogs in the yard were stirred . They began barking . Instantly, it caused quite a din, eventually attracting the attention of others . The passers-by were given a fright when they saw them writhing in pain . They quickly called for an ambulance and before long, the five of them were sent to Baiyun County Hospital .
"What the heck is this?!" exclaimed a doctor in shock as he looked at the object in the ultrasound .
"Dr . Luo, that looks like a knife . " Another doctor was dumbfounded as well .
"It does look like a knife . The shape is identical . Furthermore, the knife is even growing . From the preliminary examinations, the men are having symptoms identical to pregnancy . But it is ridiculous . Can a person become pregnant with a knife? What sort of knife is so impressive that it can impregnate them?" asked Dr . Luo .
"Dr . Luo, that looks like a knife . " Another doctor was dumbfounded as well .
"It does look like a knife . The shape is identical . Furthermore, the knife is even growing . From the preliminary examinations, the men are having symptoms identical to pregnancy . But it is ridiculous . Can a person become pregnant with a knife? What sort of knife is so impressive that it can impregnate them?" asked Dr . Luo .
The other doctor shook his head . . .
"What? We are pregnant? Pregnant with a knife?" When Miao Long saw the results, he was dumbfounded .
"It's genuine . It is a knife . The ultrasound picture is here . Sir, decide on what you would like to do next . Do you want to give birth to it or . . . " Dr . Luo shrugged . He gave Miao Long and the other four blondies a knowing gaze .
Miao Long instantly yelled, "F**k giving birth! Abort it! I want an abortion!"
"Sir, I have to inform you that our doctors are all excellent but no one has ever done a knife abortion . Therefore there will be some risk involved . You will have to bear the risk," said Dr . Luo .
"Risk? How risky is it?" asked Miao Long .
"Your life is in danger . From the looks of it, the knife is constantly growing at quite an alarming rate . Strangely, the knife is only slicing your innards, giving you pain . But it's not fatal . However, it is connected to many of your nerves . If we were to do the operation, you might be able to abort it if you are lucky . If your luck is bad, you might be paralyzed . And if your luck is even worse . . . "
Beard came forward . Dont worry, they wouldnt dare come again . If they do, Ill beat them up . Fangzheng pressed his palms together, Patron Beard, do make sure to repent . If you remain impenitent, all of you will share the outcome of that quintet . Beard was a little taken aback . Miao Long and company only had their knives broken . What sort of outcome was that? Beard did not place too much weight on what he stated but he did not dare oppose Fangzheng . He had broken knives with his bare hands and appeared invulnerable . He was simply terrifying . He quickly bade farewell and left . Everything was over after Beard and company left . Fangzheng bade the villagers farewell as well . Jing Yan finally revealed her identity and guaranteed that the matter would be exposed . She also promised that she would seek out the strength of society and help the village . The villagers were extremely grateful as they sent Fangzheng and Jing Yan out the village . Especially the young girl, Niuniu . She stuffed a paper crane she personally made into Fangzhengs hands, hoping that it could bring him good luck . Fangzheng carefully stored it away, boarded the car, and left . However, he did not notice a flash of redness in a distant shaking tree . Master, may I ask you a question? Jing Yan could not help but ask . Fangzheng noticed that she had been hesitant the entire journey . He also heaved a sigh of relief when he noticed that she was finally posing her question . If not, he would feel terrible for Jing Yan . Master, I saw that video of you crossing the river on a reed . Did you really cross the river on a reed? Fangzheng smiled, What do you think? Its true! Right? asked Jing Yan . Fangzheng laughed and said nothing . Jing Yans heart quivered . It was a tacit acknowledgment! She continued, Master, the video of you crossing the river on a reed has spread . Many people are talking about you . The main theories are that you were doing street magic or trying to sensationalize something . Should I help you clear the air? Fangzheng decisively shook his head when he heard that . What a joke! Why should this matter be explained? He did want to become famous but if he became famous through such means, it would only mean trouble . Furthermore, if the matter was not well explained, the situation would only worsen . People might not believe him and more explanation would only lead to greater denunciation . He did not wish for people to form expeditions to scale his mountain to curse at him . How would he persevere through such days? Patron, thank you for your good intentions . Theres no need for you to clarify the matter . What do their own conclusions have to do with This Penniless Monk? Jing Yan was taken aback . She had once thought that Fangzheng was taking an opportunity to sensationalize things to become famous on the Internet through the calligraphy competition . Now it did not appear so . He was truly a master that did not pursue fame or profit! She felt even more respect for him . Jing Yan posed another question . Master, will those blondies really not harass the villagers again? Amitabha, dont worry . Its unlikely they will have the strength to harass the villagers again . Fangzhengs smiled and his eyes had a sinister glint to them . The duo only exchanged a few words throughout the trip . They arrived at Mt . One Finger by noon . Jing Yan, who wanted to visit the monastery, had to leave because of a phone call . Fangzheng returned alone and before he entered the monastery, he saw a white figure pounce on him . Fangzheng said with a smile, You rascal . Your ears sure are sharp . As he spoke, he hugged Lone Wolf that had leaped at him . A tiny figure popped up from Lone Wolfs head and grabbed Fangzhengs clothes to climb on his shoulder . It pulled at Fangzhengs ears and squeaked as though it was saying something . Fangzheng laughed, Enough, enough . There arent any gifts . Its already good that This Penniless Monk can return without getting lost . There arent any gifts . Lone Wolf flicked his tail and left when he heard that there were no gifts! The squirrel tugged at Fangzhengs ear before jumping on Lone Wolfs back . He left as well! When Fangzheng saw this, he was taken aback . Finally, he laughed, These two rascals . are infuriating! After returning to One Finger Monastery, Fangzheng took a deep breath . He put down his empty traveling bag and looked up into the sky . The powers of Heaven are immense . How can you be spared for such heinous sins? With the augmentation of Guan Yin . Brother Long, are we just going to let this matter rest? In a large farmyard on the outskirts of Baiyun County city, Miao Long and company were sitting on a brick bed . They became even more furious as they recalled the days events . We are no match for that monk . We shall put that on hold for now . But Beard is just too much . We used to drink frequently but he even helped an outsider today! This matter is not over yet! And those villagers . If they were obedient, would we have been reduced to such an abject state? We were humiliated . Miao Long was peeved as he finished a cup of beer on the table . When the beer reached his stomach, he suddenly cried out . Aiyah! Ouch! As he yelled, Miao Long stumbled to the ground . He held his stomach and cried out in pain . It gave the other blondies a fright . All of them were dumbfounded . One of them asked, Brother Long, whats wrong with you? My stomach . theres something growing in my stomach . It hurts . It really f**king hurts! Send me to the hospital! Miao Long was in such great pain that his face was contorted . The other four did not dare delay a moment longer . They lifted him up . But suddenly, all four of them felt their stomachs turn cold . Immediately, all of them felt an excruciating pain inundate them . The four slumped to the ground with a cry as they yelled while holding their stomachs . The five wailed so loudly that the dogs in the yard were stirred . They began barking . Instantly, it caused quite a din, eventually attracting the attention of others . The passers-by were given a fright when they saw them writhing in pain . They quickly called for an ambulance and before long, the five of them were sent to Baiyun County Hospital . What the heck is this?! exclaimed a doctor in shock as he looked at the object in the ultrasound . Dr . Luo, that looks like a knife . Another doctor was dumbfounded as well . It does look like a knife . The shape is identical . Furthermore, the knife is even growing . From the preliminary examinations, the men are having symptoms identical to pregnancy . But it is ridiculous . Can a person become pregnant with a knife? What sort of knife is so impressive that it can impregnate them? asked Dr . Luo . The other doctor shook his head . What? We are pregnant? Pregnant with a knife? When Miao Long saw the results, he was dumbfounded . Its genuine . It is a knife . The ultrasound picture is here . Sir, decide on what you would like to do next . Do you want to give birth to it or . Dr . Luo shrugged . He gave Miao Long and the other four blondies a knowing gaze . Miao Long instantly yelled, F**k giving birth! Abort it! I want an abortion! Sir, I have to inform you that our doctors are all excellent but no one has ever done a knife abortion . Therefore there will be some risk involved . You will have to bear the risk, said Dr . Luo . Risk? How risky is it? asked Miao Long . Your life is in danger . From the looks of it, the knife is constantly growing at quite an alarming rate . Strangely, the knife is only slicing your innards, giving you pain . But its not fatal . However, it is connected to many of your nerves . If we were to do the operation, you might be able to abort it if you are lucky . If your luck is bad, you might be paralyzed . And if your luck is even worse .