"In fact," he continued, "if I remember correctly, the other Alphas and I have saved your life twice now."
"Yes," I said. "But-"
His face turned red with anger. Billy wasn't tall, but he was built like an armored truck. "But what what? You don't want to share the spotlight with any of us mere one-trick wonders? Don't you dare dare belittle what Kirby did, what the others have done and sacrificed." belittle what Kirby did, what the others have done and sacrificed."
I am a trained investigator. Instincts honed by years of observation warned me that Billy might be angry. "Great hostility I sense in you," I said in a Muppety voice.
Billy's steady glower continued for a few more seconds, and then it broke. He shook his head and looked away. "I'm sorry. For my tone."
Yanof jabbed me again, but I ignored it. "You didn't sleep last night."
He shook his head again. "No excuse. But between the fight and Kirby and"-he waved a vague hand-"today. I mean, today. today."
"Ah," I said. "Cold feet?"
Billy took a deep breath. "Well, it's a big step, isn't it?" He shook his head. "And after next year, most of the Alphas are going to be done with school. Getting jobs." He paused. "Splitting up."
"And that's where you met Georgia," I said.
"Yeah." He shook his head again. "What if we don't have anything else in common? I mean, good grief. Have you seen her family's place? And I'm going to be in debt for seven or eight years just paying off the student loans. How do you know if you're ready to get married?"
Yanof stood up, gestured at my pants, and said something that sounded like, "Hahklha ah lafala krepata khem."
"I'm not seeing people right now," I told him as I took off the pants and passed them over. "Or else you'd have a shot, you charmer."
Yanof sniffed, muttered something else, and toddled back into the shop.
"Billy," I said, "you think Georgia would have fought that thing last night?"
"Yes," he said without a second's hesitation.
"She going to be upset that you did it?"
"No."
"Even though some folks got hurt?"
He blinked at me. "No."
"How do you know?" I asked.
"Because"-he shook his head-"because she won't. I know her. Upset by the injuries, yes, but not by the fight." He shifted to a tone he probably didn't realize was an imitation of Georgia's voice. "People get hurt in fights. That's why they're called fights."
"You know her well enough to answer serious questions for her when she isn't even in the room, man," I said quietly. "You're ready. Keep the big picture in mind. You and her."
He looked at me for a second and then said, "I thought you'd say something about love."
I sighed. "Billy. You knob. If you didn't love her, you wouldn't be stressed about losing what you have with her, would you."
"Good point," he said.
"Remember the important thing. You and her."
He took a deep breath and let it out. "Yeah," he said. "Georgia and me. The rest doesn't matter."
I was going to mumble something vaguely supportive, when the door to the fitting room opened and an absolutely ravishing raven-haired woman in an expensive lavender silk skirt-suit came in. She might have been my age, and she had a lot of gold and diamonds, a lot of perfect white teeth, and the kind of curves that come only from surgery. Her shoes and purse together probably cost more than my car.
"Well," she snapped, and put a fist on her hip, glaring first at Billy and then at me. "I see you are already doing your best to disrupt the ceremony."
"Eve," Billy said in a kind of stilted, formally polite voice. "Um. What are you talking about?"
"For one thing, this," she said, flicking a hand at me. Then she gave me a second, more evaluative look.
I tried to look casual and confident, there in my Spider-Man T-shirt and black briefs. I managed to keep myself from diving toward my jeans. I turned aside to put them on, maintaining my dignity.
"Your underwear has a hole," Eve said sweetly.
I jerked my jeans on, blushing. Stupid dignity.
"Bad enough that you insist on this ... petty criminal taking part in a ceremony before polite society. Yanof is beside himself," Eve continued, speaking to Billy. "He threatened to quit."
"Wow," I said. "You speak Sloboviakstanese?"
She blinked at me. "What?"
"Because Yanof doesn't speak any English. So how did you know he threatened to quit?" I smiled sweetly at her.
Eve gave me a glare of haughty anger and defended herself by pretending I hadn't said anything. "And now we're going to have to leave out one of the bridesmaids. To say nothing of the fact that with him him standing up there on one side of you and Georgia on the other, you're going to look like a midget. The photographer will have to be notified, and I have no idea how we'll manage to rearrange everything at the last moment." standing up there on one side of you and Georgia on the other, you're going to look like a midget. The photographer will have to be notified, and I have no idea how we'll manage to rearrange everything at the last moment."
I swore I could hear Billy's teeth grind. "Harry," he said in that same polite, strained voice, "this is Eve McAlister. My stepmother-in-law."
"I do not care for that term, as I have told you often. I am your mother-in-law," she said. "Or will be, whenever this ongoing disaster you've created from a respectable wedding breathes its last."
"I'm sure we can work something out," Billy assured her, his tone hopeless.
"Georgia is late and is letting the voice mail answer her phone-as though I needed something else to occupy my thoughts." She shook her head. "I assume the lowlifes you introduced her to kept her out too late last night. Just like this one did to you."
"Hey, come on," I said, careful to keep my tone as reasonable and friendly as I could. "Billy's had a rough night. I'm sure he can help you out if you just give him a chance to-"
She made a disgusted sound and interrupted me. "Did I say or do something to imply that I cared to hear your opinion, charlatan? Lowlifes. I warned her about folk like you."
"You don't even know me, lady," I said.
"Yes, I do," she informed me. "I know all about you. I saw you on Larry Fowler. Larry Fowler."
I narrowed my eyes at Eve.
Billy's expression came close to panic, and he held up both hands, palms out, giving me a pleading look. But my hangover ached, and life is too short to waste it taking verbal abuse from petty tyrants who watch bad talk shows.
"Okay, Billy's stepmom," I began.
Her eyes flashed. "Do not not call me that." call me that."
"You don't care to be called a stepmother?" I asked.
"Not at all."
"Though you obviously aren't Georgia's mother. Howsabout I call you trophy wife?" I suggested.
She blinked at me once, her eyes widening.
Billy put his face in his hands.
"Bed warmer?" I mused. "Mistress made good? Midlife crisis byproduct?" I shook my head. "When in doubt, go with the classics." I leaned a little closer and gave her a crocodilian smile. "Gold digger "Gold digger."
The blood drained out of Eve's face, leaving ugly pinkish blotches high on her cheeks. "Why, you ... you ..."
I waved my hand. "No, it's all right; I don't mind finding alternate terms. I understand that you're under pressure. Must be hard trying to look good in front of the old money when they all know that you were really just a receptionist or an actress or a model or something."
Her mouth dropped completely open.
"We're all having a tough day, dear." I flipped my hand at her. "Shoo."
She stared at me for a second, then let out a snarled curse you'd hardly expect from a lady of her station, spun on the heel of one Italian-leather pump, and stalked from the room. I heard a couple of beeps as she crossed to the shop's door, and then she started screeching into a cell phone. I could hear her for about ten seconds after she went outside.
Mission accomplished. Spleen vented. Dragon lady routed. I felt pleased with myself.
Billy heaved a sigh. "You had to talk to her like that?"
"Yeah." I glowered out after the departed Eve. "Once my mouth was open and my lips started moving, it was pretty much inevitable."
"Dammit, Harry." Billy sighed.
"Oh, come on, man. Sticks and stones may break her bones, but one wiseass will never hurt her. It's not a big deal."
"Not for you: You don't have to live with it. I do. So does Georgia."
I chewed on my lower lip for a second. I hadn't thought about it in those terms. I suddenly felt less than mature. "Ah," I said. "Oh. Um. Maybe I should apologize?"
He bent his head and pinched the bridge of his nose between his fingers. "Oh, God, no. Things are bad enough already."
I frowned at him. "Is it really that important to you? The ceremony?"
"It's important to Georgia."
I winced. "Oh," I said. "Ah."
"Look, we've got a few hours. I'll stay here and try to sort things out with Eve," Billy said. "Do me a favor?"
"Hey, what's a best man for? Other than tackling a panicked groom if he tries to run."
He gave me a quick grin. "See if you can contact Georgia first? Maybe she's had car trouble or overslept or something. Or maybe she just left her phone on all night and it went dead."
"Sure," I said, "I'll take care of it."
I CALLED BILLY and Georgia's apartment and got no answer. Knowing Georgia, I expected her to be at the hospital, visiting Kirby. Billy might have been the combat leader of the merry band of college kids who had learned shapeshifting from an actual wolf, but Georgia was the manager, surrogate mom, and brains when there wasn't any violence on.
Kirby was on painkillers and groggy, but he told me Georgia hadn't been there. I talked to the duty nurse and confirmed that though his family was flying in from Texas to see him, he'd had no visitors since Billy and I had left.
Odd.
I thought about mentioning it to Billy, but I didn't really know anything yet, and it wasn't as though he needed more more pressure. pressure.
"Don't get paranoid, Harry," I told myself. "Maybe she's got a hangover, too. Maybe she ran off with a male stripper." I waited to see if I was buying it, then shook my head. "And maybe Elvis and JFK are shacked up in a retirement home somewhere."
I went to Billy and Georgia's apartment.
They live in a place near the University of Chicago's campus, in a neighborhood that missed being an ugly one by maybe a hundred yards. It still wasn't the kind of place you'd want to hang around outside after dark. I didn't have a key to get into the building, so I pressed buttons one at a time until someone buzzed me in, and I took the stairs up.
As I neared the apartment door, I knew something was wrong. It wasn't that I saw or heard anything, magical or otherwise, but when I stopped before the door, I had a nebulous but strong conviction that something bad had gone down.
I knocked. The door rattled and fell off the lower hinge. It swung open a few inches, drunkenly, upper hinges squealing. Splits and cracks, invisible until the door moved, appeared in the wood, and the dead bolt rattled dully against the inside of the door, loose in its setting.
I stopped there for a long second, waiting and listening. Other than the whirring of a window fan at the end of the hall and someone playing an easy-listening station on the floor above me, there was nothing. I closed my eyes for a moment and extended my wizard's senses, testing the air nearby for any touch of magic upon it.
I felt nothing but the subtle energy that surrounded any home, a form of naturally occurring protective magic called the threshold. Billy and Georgia's apartment was the nominal headquarters of the Werewolves, and members came and went at all hours. It was never intended to be a permanent home-but there had been a lot of living in the little apartment, and its threshold was stronger than most. I slowly pushed the door open with my right hand.
The apartment had been torn to pieces.
A futon lay on its side, its metal frame twisted like a pretzel. The entertainment center had been pulled down from the wall, shattering equipment, scattering CDs and DVDs and vintage Star Wars Star Wars action figures everywhere. The wooden table had been broken in two precisely at its center. One of the half-dozen chairs survived. The others were kindling. The microwave protruded from the drywall of an interior wall. The door of the fridge had taken out the bookcase across the room. Everything in the kitchen had been pulled down and scattered. action figures everywhere. The wooden table had been broken in two precisely at its center. One of the half-dozen chairs survived. The others were kindling. The microwave protruded from the drywall of an interior wall. The door of the fridge had taken out the bookcase across the room. Everything in the kitchen had been pulled down and scattered.
I moved in as quietly as I could-which was pretty damn quiet. I had done a lot of sneaking around. The bathroom looked like someone had taken a chain saw to it and followed up with explosives. The bedroom used to house computers and electronic stuff looked like the site of an airplane crash.
Billy and Georgia's bedroom was the worst of all of them.
There was blood on the floor and one wall.
Whatever had happened, I had missed it. Dammit. I wanted to kill something, I wanted to scream in frustration, and I wanted to throw up in fear for Georgia.
But in my business, that kind of thing doesn't help much.
I went back into the living room. The phone near the door had survived. I dialed.
"Lieutenant Murphy, Special Investigations," answered a professional, bland voice.
"It's me, Murph," I told her.
Murphy knows me. Her tone changed at once. "My God, Harry, what's wrong?"