"You really think this place is cursed?" Jake said. His expression was thoughtful.
"I think someone doesn't want Arturo's new company to succeed," I replied. "Among other things."
Jake frowned. "You think Silverlight Studios is behind it?"
"Possible," I said. "But things have been pretty nasty for someone with a money motivation."
"Materialism is not good for the soul," Jake said. "Those are the folks who can do the worst, when they're after money."
"Money's new," I answered. "Power's old. Power is the real deal. Money, voters, oil, SUVs-they're just stand-ins for power."
"For a feng shui artist, you're sort of intense, man."
I shrugged. "That's the first time anyone's ever told me that."
"You got a woman?"
I rolled up the chalk line. "Had one. Didn't work out."
"That could explain it," Jake said. "Arturo gets like you between wives. Thank God that's over."
I blinked and looked Jake. "Over?"
"Yeah," Jake said. "I mean, he hasn't sent out invitations or anything, but I know the guy. He's had hearts floating around his head for a couple of months, and he's in his days-before-wedding phase now."
That was important. That was really freaking important. "Are you sure?" I asked.
Jake shrugged, his expression puzzled. "I'm not gonna testify to it in federal court or anything, man. I mean, city court, sure."
Footsteps came around the corner, and Bully Bobby appeared, wearing shorts and a T-shirt and carrying a little notebook with a golf pencil. "Jake," he said. "Finally, man. Arturo says I have to tell him today. What do you think of Rocko Stone? Or maybe Rack McGranite?"
"Rocko is way overdone already," Jake said. "And racks are more of a girl thing."
"Oh, right."
"Go with something nonstandard, man. How about Gowan?"
"Gowan?" Bobby asked.
"Sure, he was a knight."
"Like those Round Table guys?"
"Yeah, like that," Jake said.
"Sounds kinda... soft, don't you think?"
"Maybe," Jake said. "Stiffen it up with a heavier last name. Like Commando."
Bobby frowned. "Gowan Commando," he said, and from his tone the kid just didn't get it. "I guess that might work. Thanks, man." He paused and noticed me for the first time. "Oh, hey. Uh, Harry, right?"
"Like yesterday," I said. I didn't use my happy voice. "Morning."
"Yeah, morning." Bobby coughed and glanced at Jake, who clenched a fist in an encouraging be-strong sort of gesture. "Harry," Bobby said, "I was kind of an asshole to you yesterday, man. Sorry."
It probably says something about me that I didn't even consider the possibility that he might be sincere until he coughed and shuffled over to offer me his hand. "We okay?" he asked.
I blinked at him. People didn't apologize to me much, as a rule, but I'd seen enough after-school specials to understand the theory. "What the hell." I traded grips with the kid and said, "It's nothing. Forget it."
He smiled a little and said, "Cool. So what are you guys doing?"
"Feng shui," Jake said.
"You know martial arts?" Bobby asked me.
Now that he wasn't threatening violence, I could see that this kid was a jewel. He could potentially provide some lucky wiseass with straight lines for the rest of his natural life, and you can't put a price on that. "A little."
"Cool."
Jake shook his head, and managed to keep from smiling. "Need anything else then, Harry?"
"Not right now."
He nodded. "Come on, Gowan. Let's go see if Joan needs help with anything."
"Hey," I said. "Jake."
"Yeah?"
"Is Lara here today?"
He arched an eyebrow. "Yeah. Why?"
"No reason," I said. "I'll catch up to you later."
They left, and I sat down in my dim, magically booby-trapped corner to think.
It was important that Arturo was in love. My gut told me it was important, but I couldn't kick my tired brain into telling me why why. I rubbed at my eyes. I needed more sleep to do any thinking, so I went looking for the next best thing-coffee and a backup brain.
Murphy answered the phone and I greeted her through the coffee and most of a doughnut.
"You're mumbling, Harry," Murphy said. "Speak up."
I slurped coffee, scalded my mouth on the stuff, and set it aside to cool off a little. "Sorry, burned my tongue. Did you get any more information about Arturo Genosa?" I asked.
"Some," Murphy said. "I got in touch with a guy I know in LA. He came up with municipal records and even some files from Genosa's lawyer, but there's not much in the way of admissible."
"That's okay. Just trying to get a picture."
I heard her digging out a file and opening it. "Okay. He's got a will on file, leaves everything to a couple of charities and his next of kin, looks like his mother in Greece-but she died a couple of years ago, so I guess the money all goes to charity."
"What about his wives?" I asked.
"Control of their fund would have gone to his mother, but since she's dead they get to keep drawing from it indefinitely. It's in the prenuptial agreement for all three of them."
"Three?" I asked. Hell's bells, if the man was in love... "Does it mention a fourth wife?"
"Nope."
"What about a fourth marriage license?"
I heard her rustling around the file, and tested the coffee while she did. Ah, perfection. "Stupid fax machine paper," she growled. "It's floppy and the pages all stick together." Then she stopped for a second and said, "Son of a bitch, there is one."
"When?"
"Dated for next Thursday."
"To who?"
"I can't tell. There's a big blurry spot," Murphy said. "Fax machine must have messed it up. But it's definitely marriage license number four."
"But with no prenuptial number four," I said.
"No prenup number four."
"Hello, new next of kin," I said.
"Hello, motive," Murphy agreed. "Hello, suspects."
The greenroom door opened and I looked up in time to see a woman with a lingerie-model body under a flimsy robe enter the room, holding a big revolver. She pointed the gun at me, found the extension of the phone I was on and pulled it out of the wall, then said into a cell phone, "I've got him."
I sat there holding the dead phone and the warm coffee and said, "Hello, Trixie."
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Trixie Scrump-Genosa-Vixen-Expialidocius leaned against the door and said, "Don't get up, Barry. And don't move your hands." Her voice shook with nervous energy, and the barrel of the gun waved drunkenly back and forth. The knuckles of the hand holding the cell phone to her ear were white. "I don't want to shoot you."
"You know, people don't want to crash their cars either. But there is always some idiot who drives and talks on the cell phone at the same time, and crunch," I said. "Maybe you should put your phone down until we're done. Just to be safe."
"Don't give me orders," she snapped, pushing the gun at me like it was some sort of sexual aid. She wobbled on her high heels when she did, but managed not to fall over. "Don't you dare give me orders!"
I shut up. She was already wound pretty tight. I have a bad habit of turning into a real wiseass when someone makes me nervous. It's just a reflex. But if I pushed Trixie too hard, her precarious self-control might snap, accidentally setting off the gun. I'd die of shame if she unintentionally shot me, so I resolved to keep my mouth shut. Mostly. "Okay."
"Keep your hands right there, and don't move."
"Can I sip some of my coffee at least?" I asked. "It just got to the right temperature."
She scowled. "No. You never got me my latte."
"Right," I said. "Good point."
We sat there for a couple of minutes while my arms started getting tired, holding coffee and a useless phone in place like that. "So what happens now, Ms. Vixen?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, there's me and you here, and then there's that gun. Usually there's a specific purpose to using a gun as a negotiation tactic, but so far all you're doing is pointing it at me. I'm no expert, but as I understand it, you get to make demands or something."
"I know you're afraid," she spat. "That's why you're talking. You're nervous and talking because you're afraid of me."
"I am paralyzed at the thought of losing my senior division shuffleboard career," I said. "That's just how much you scare me. But I'm also curious about our next step."
"There is no next step," she said.
"Um. So we sit here for the rest of eternity?"
She sneered. "No. In a minute I'm going to leave."
I lifted my eyebrows. "Just like that?"
"Yeah."
"You... brilliant fiend," I said. "I wouldn't ever have guessed that your plan was to do nothing."
She smirked. "It's all I need to do."
"I thought you might be worried that I would tell the police about it afterward."
Trixie laughed and looked genuinely amused. "Oh? You're going to tell them what? That I held a gun on you for no reason, did nothing, and then left?"
"Well. Yeah."
"Which are they going to believe? That crappy story or that you confronted me when I was alone, made unwanted sexual advances, and that I had to pull the gun out of my purse to discourage you?"
I narrowed my eyes. Actually, that wasn't a stupid plan, which made me doubt Trixie had come up with it all on her own. But why hold me in place for only a few moments? I checked the room's clock. Eleven forty. Crap. "Oh," I said. "You want me sidelined for the next time you call up the curse."
Her eyes widened. "How did you know th-" She broke off abruptly, her head twitching, evidently listening to someone on the phone. "Oh. I know. I'm not telling him anything. I don't see why you..." She winced. "Oh. Oh. Yes, all right right. Do you you want to come down here to do this? Fine, then. Fine." Her face darkened into a vicious scowl, but most of her attention came back to me. want to come down here to do this? Fine, then. Fine." Her face darkened into a vicious scowl, but most of her attention came back to me.
"Who's on the phone?" I asked her.
"None of your business."
"Actually it is. Literally. Since I'm being paid to find the identities of whoever is swinging that curse."
Trixie let out an ugly laugh. "What difference would it make if you did? It isn't as though the police are going to believe the use of a magic curse as a murder weapon."
"Maybe. But cops aren't the only authority in the universe. Anyone ever tell you about the White Council?"