Chapter 273
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: [ . . . ]
Shi Yao didn't bother trying to interpret what Mister Numbers' ellipsis meant and continued typing her message out without a care .
: [It was still okay when I wasn't thinking about it, but since we're talking about it now, I can't help feeling sorry for your parents . They must be really worried that you'll end up spending your life all alone . ]
After sending the message, Shi Yao didn't forget to send over a 'sighing' emoji to Mister Numbers to express her 'deep, deep sorrow' towards his sad circumstances .
: [Do you want to hear the truth?]
: [Do you have a habit of lying?]
: [ . . . ]
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: [The truth is that you don't have to worry about me at all . That's because I've already been taken even before I was born . ]
Ah? What does that mean? He was already taken even before he was born?
Shi Yao pondered for a moment before replying: [Are you telling me that you got yourself a girlfriend while you were in your mother's womb?]
: [That's the general idea . ]
Heh!
His words nearly made Shi Yao choke on her coconut juice .
It was just a passing remark! How could you possibly find a girlfriend in the womb? Not to mention, you would've been nothing more than a little yellow bean in the womb . . .
With this thought in mind, Shi Yao began replying to the message: [The recipient laughs drily to indicate that your joke is very cold . ]
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: [What I mean is that I already had a girlfriend while my mother was pregnant with me . It's just that instead of finding her myself, our relationship was arranged by my family . ]
: [To put it in simpler terms, I have a fiancée . ]
: [So, there's no way I would end up alone . I was born with a fiancée, so I have to say that your worries are pretty unnecessary . ]
: [And also, my fiancée has an excellent figure, and she's extremely beautiful!]
This seemed like the first time Shi Yao had seen Mister Numbers typing out so many words at once . . .
But the last two messages he sent . . . is it my imagination? Why can I feel this overwhelming feeling of superiority from those sentences?
Is having an arranged marriage something worth bragging about? You speak like no one else was born without their other half . . .
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A moment later, Shi Yao also started to type: [What a coincidence, I happen to be born with a fiancé as well . ]
Truly reluctant to let Mister Numbers continue acting so smugly, Shi Yao hesitated for a moment before adding: [And also, my fiancé is extremely handsome, and he comes from a privileged background too!]
: [I didn't think that you were capable of sleep-talking while still being awake . ]
Who in the world is sleep-talking? I'm obviously telling the truth, alright? I really do have a fiancé!
Shi Yao snorted indignantly as she replied: [I'll be a mala chicken chunk if I'm lying to you . ]
After saying those words, Shi Yao sent Mister Numbers a picture containing a huge plate of mala chicken cubes .
: [Alright alright . Since you've already gone this far, I guess I have no choice but to reluctantly believe you then . ]
: [But speaking of which, I really have to respect your fiancé for being able to accept you . ]
Tsk, don't think that I don't know you're implying that I'm unworthy of Lin Jiage, my underground fiancé!
Alright, fine . Your words aren't completely wrong . Lin Jiage is indeed not interested in me, and I don't really seem to be worthy of him . . . But, that doesn't meet that I can't insult you back!
Shi Yao clicked her tongue as her fingers flew across the screen: [Same here! I really respect your fiancée for being able to put up with you . Her tolerance level must truly be world-class, and her taste, I have to admit, is really avant-garde!]
: [I'll send those words right back at you! Your fiancé's tolerance level is at the top of the world, and his taste is truly one-of-kind . ]
: [Now that we're talking about it, I'm starting to pity your fiancé a little . ]
: [+1, your fiancée is really too pitiful!]