Her name was Britany Hakusu, the granddaughter of father’s good friend in the neighbouring territory, Earl Hakusu. It will probably be more off in the future for us to meet in person. I wanted to meet her, with these eyes, see her, as soon as possible. So… I secretly went to find her.
Fortunately, that day, she went out. If you ask how I was able to differentiate, it was a servant who called out to her.
“Britany-sama, we have the table and chair prepared over here”
It looks as though she was planning to have a picnic close to the mansion. By the way, to avoid trespassing, I stealthily discussed this with the Earl beforehand. He seemed to be happy with my actions and warmly cooperated. I hid behind a tree, watching over Britany and their picnic.
It’s a lie! Is this really the same girl as the one in that picture?!
What was there was a white female pig, completely different from the one in the drawing. I thought I was wrong, but the maids who call upon her is the proof that she, without a doubt, is my engagement partner. I fell into deep despair.
No, wait. Maybe… although her outward appearance is hopeless, she may be a clean, pure, angel inside. The earl too, said that, and was very doting.
Earl Hakusu’s doting-ness towards his grandchildren was famous throughout the nobles. His words revolved around his grandchildren being like angels… However, what reached my ears instead, was some impossible words.
“Ah, I won’t be fond of something like this! The maid over there! Yes, you! Ugly!”
Britany reprimanded, pointing at a maid, levels higher than her in appearance.
Oi, oi, aren’t you the ugly one?
The maid’s appearance was, very much, in the norms. She wasn’t beautiful, nor fat, and had a sense of cleanliness.
“Do you think having tea can be done with so few snacks!? Hurry up and add supplements! I’ll report to grandfather!”
“I-I am deeply sorry! I’ll immediately go get some more!”
Purposely tripping who was heading off in a haste, she raised her voice in a laugh like a toad’s. My engagement partner was, not only appearance, but horrifying on the inside too.
No! I don’t want to marry something like that!
Returning home, I, in all seriousness, pleaded to father. I don’t want to get engaged to Britany, I said. However, these words became nothing to his ears. His son being engaged to the granddaughter of his best friend, he was more than happy for it. I was truly left with nothing but despair!
I had nightmares every night after that. Nightmares of white pigs appearing, a white pig spreading out it’s hug ass to me, laughing gufufufu.
Engagements, scary… Big fatties, scary…
My engagement with Britany became the biggest trauma in my heart. Then, later, I aimed for father’s absence to put this engagement annulment into practice. I lost 5 kilos in one week due to these continuous nightmares, draining my sleep. If this carries on, I’ll become invalid…
However, the situation got detected by the father who forcefully took me over to the Earl Hakusu’s mansion. And once again, I met the fearful fatty, Britany. That person was, as always, with an ugly cover. Not only that, her body exuding a smell full of sweat. There was nothing good, this white pig…
I was made to apologize to Britany… It was humiliation. It’s this fatty we’re talking about, surely, she’ll start insulting. However, this ill-natured lady said, instead, some surprising words.
“Please raise your head. About this case, I pay no mind to it” She said, giving a smile.
Ominous… Just what is she planning?
“You don’t have to mind me, please have a nice chat about this with grandfather. I’ll go by the decision you two agree on”
The Britany to entrusted everything to the earl so readily, turned her back, and quickly left the room. I was nothing but bewildered.
No, that doesn’t matter. If it goes on like this, I’ll get engaged to this fatty again… I need to prevent at least that. The talk between the two earls started after that so I decided to chase after Britany instead. The Earl and father most likely thought I had a change of heat, they weren’t really against me chasing after her.
After advancing for a while, I detected Britany standing by herself, in front of a rocky area.
What’s she doing in a place like this?
After approaching her while having such questions, I found her covered in a sour smell of sweat… As a lady of the Earl’s family... No, as a woman, she’s already finished. Noticing my precence, Britany tilted her fat neck 90o and looked this way.
“… Did you want something from me?”
Aah, there’s so much I want to say… I let my thoughts out to my heart’s content, venting to her.
“… Is that so”
However, the opposition’s expression remained the same, holding the gut still, replied calmly. I thought she might get frenzy, but it looks like there was no need for such worry. I informed her my wish to annul the engagement and requested her cooperation. She skimmed through, telling me to talk with the Earl instead with ease.
“Although I can’t promise anything, I’ll try mention it to grandfather. However, I have a condition”
“Condition, you say?”
“It’s not something hard, it’ll be like playing tricks to you”
The condition she pulled out was amongst the lines of draining water from this hot spring to an artificial pool. When she talked about the Earl’s territory’s water conduit… I was really pulled back. However, if it was something like this level of tempering the garden, the people and money required is little. It seems like she has some other requests too, but if they’re the same level as this one, I can hear it out. I got on Britany’s proposal. This fatty is quite good at comprehending others.
“By the way, you… stink of sweat”
Having my endurance on its limits, I honestly told her my thoughts.
“That may be so. I did move around quite a bit today”
“I am not fond of unhygienic women, lazy pigs too”
“I think most guys in the world would think that way. I, too, hate smelly fatties full of sweat”
Then why aren’t you exerting effort to thin up, or deodorizing? I loath people who only talk. As I thought, me and Britany are just incompatible.