Finally, after this one, I can finally go back to playing games. My Acupuncturist is always trying to pedal stuff off on me “buy these all natural herbs! buy this super natural CBD oil!” bah! Just poke me and be done with it. Anyway here’s the last one for now.
Tag-team chapter 3
I Won The Match Against The Witch
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"Umm, in other words. Earlier when I was desperately firing Explosion [Ember Rendering Sin], the Rocky Mountain seal was blown up."
"Yes, yes"
“And, you are the legendary grand witch Laplace who was sealed 3000 years ago…?”
“Yeess. As expected, waking up to a direct hit of that sort of firepower; I was shocked and came to stop it.”
“I, I can’t believe such a thing—!!”
Thing—thing—thing—thing …. Tanya's scream echoed across the wasteland.
“I, i, i, is this ok? Speaking of Laplace, any sorcerer knows how she was an extremely grand witch."
"And to be sealed so close to the capital, this isn’t a joke! In addition, in the first place, you were sealed after being defeated in a magic duel with Maxwell, the founder of mages right? And speaking of the grand witch Laplace, her alias was the Bitch of The Wicked Dragon! You were sealed by the grand sorcerer Maxwell for planning to destroy the capital right?”
“Hahaha, that’s what was planned. It’s rather interesting no?”
Laplace who was gently floating mid-air let out a truly pleasant laugh.
She suddenly did a somersault and the grand witch (temporary) said.
“If you can’t believe it that much, would you like to play a game?”
“A game?”
“Yup. Judging from the explosive large-scaled sorcery that was fired earlier, you have quite the confidence in your own abilities right?”
“That was…”
Frankly speaking, yes.
In this wasteland where it was unnecessary to hold back, I don't think I would lose to any ordinary opponent if I were to seriously use sorcery.
However.
The opponent if they were telling the truth, was the grand witch Laplace.
“Ah, you may have peace of mind. After all, I will not attack.”
“……What?”
“No, like I said. I will not attack. If you are able to deal a single blow to me, it is your win.”
Tanya, to that proposal was…offended.
She was looking down on her.
Flying magic is, to say, certainly outside the norm, but Tanya was an active adventurer.
To that lightly floating bastard, she wouldn’t lose. Put your feet firmly to the ground,and take one step at a time. *(TLN: Proverb that means to do something little by little but idk English)
“If you win, I shall listen to whatever you say. And, that’s right. If you lose… yeah. You shall join my party.”
“Party?”
“Yes. You are an adventurer right? I always wanted to try doing it once. That adventurer party thingy.”
While saying "waaaii" (tln: sfx) she spun round and around in midair; is this girl really the famous grand witch Laplace? … Honestly, it's very suspicious.
“…Well, I’m fine with that.”
There seems to be no demerits.
Furthermore…
Tanya with a gulp readied her staff.
That’s right. Furthermore, even if she lost it would be fine.
It’s a win if she lands one shot, if that’s the case, rather than power, using faster sorcery would be correct. If that’s the case, there’s no way I would lose, or so Tanya thought.
Being able to meet incomprehensible demands from her party members such as “It’s fine not to kill, just stop them from running. I’ll deal the final blow after all!” was not just for show.
Damn straight.
The legendary grand witch, despite the grand whore Laplace being my opponent, there’s no way I can’t at least hit one shot—
“They're not hitting at allll!?”
That’s strange!
The infallible fireballs had their aim go awry.
Under the fierce continuous attacks, Laplace, floating in midair with a light (fuya fuya), easily avoided them as if dancing.
“Whaaaa. You're pretty good! “
This girl, to have the nerve to be enjoying herself.
“Yup. Yup. Nonetheless, it’s not bad. What’s known as a modern sorcerer, it isn’t half bad at all.”
Laplace laughed loudly
>.
Why won’t it hit?
Tanya held her finger against her lips and thought.
That’s right. Think, think.
“……There’s no way but, is it a boundary?”
“Ohh, to think you would notice. You’re not half bad.”
“Are you kidding me…?”
A boundary is a barrier that has the feature of being engraved into an earth vein. A large scale sorcery installed in places like castles or large churches.
A boundary that can move around to protect a single person, I've never heard of such a thing. That’s why it’s a miracle.
This is bad… Is this girl actually Grand Witch Laplace?
Tanya without hesitating stopped her magical formation that was used to cast fireballs.
“Oh? Giving up already? Then party with-“
“Surely you jest.”
I don’t give a damn about grand witches or what not.
—But I absolutely won’t lose. It’s impossible to lose.
Tanya boldly laughed.
“If it’s a boundary, then the solution is simple. I will make you regret challenging me”
“……Eh?”
Taking in a deep breath, she began kneading what little magic power she had left.
“—The Lords of Destruction from Twilight."
“Fua!?”
Laplace’s body stiffened with surprise.
This chant is.
“From trash to trash, from ash to ash—”
“Eh, wha? Explosion [Ember Rending Sin]!? Wait, you’re aiming that large-scale sorcery at me? You fired that earlier because you thought no-one was around right? I’m right here now you know. That’s a bit, immature? Wait, are you l-i-s-t-e-n-i-n-g!?”
Tanya’s sloppy chanting from not long ago changed completely; with delicate and precise chanting, an enormous amount of magic was changed into explosive power by sorcery.
That’s right.
If the reason for missing is the boundary, then it’s fine to just blow it up.
It’s truly simple.
"Hii!?"
And, the Laplace who was until now calm and collected, her expression twitched.
This person’s serious. She had the intention to seriously fire a large-scale advanced sorcery at a single person.
"Th, the one who runs, lives"
Making a hiyuu sound, Laplace turned tail.
However.
This was the wasteland in the west.
Holes littered the red earth due to Tanya.
The rocky mountains had disappeared and become rubble.
"T, this is bad~"
No matter how far Laplace ran, there was no place to hide.
“—heed my words and deliver this crushing blow!”
"Hie, no"
“Well, receive this, Grand Witch Laplace. Explosion [Ember Rending Sin]!!"
A moment of silence.
A flash of light.
A thunderous roar.
A rolling sandstorm.
As the cloud of dust settled, the figure of a grand witch appeared.
The Laplace who was, not long ago, calm and collected while floating in space— was now completely spread out on the ground.
“Gu, gueee~…… No way, I, was done in……?”
Laplace, while twitching and trembling, lamented in a disbelieving voice.
“Fu, fufufu, Ahahahaha! Every last one of them looked at me pitifully……”
Tanya had confidence in her victory.
“It’s my victory. We had a match after all”
Her ashen pink hair fluttered from the shockwave.
Trash to Trash
Ass to Ass