TLN: Hello everyone! It’s the translator who somehow hasn’t end up killing themselves yet. Happy mothers day to those that it matters to. Well, I ended up splitting from Lazy 9 I think. I’m just “annoying and constantly whining” I guess. Maybe that’s why no one likes me. Or maybe it’s the fact that I hide from literally anything. Yada yada no one wants to read your blogpost translator. Fine then, here’s the chapter.
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Ch 5 TLED and out when I make it more readable.
Vampire Lord (manga) 2-13 when I crackbuy photoshop.
"Well then, Laplace (tentative)."
"Yanno, the 'tentative' in parenthesis is unnecessary. I'm your partner, right?"
"Sorry. I'll also apologize for firing Explosion [Ember Rending Sin] without holding back. Forgive me."
"Honestly. Using sorcery at the level of burning down a town; good grief."
"Well, after that, I also ran out of magic power and collapsed in a heap so we're even. Well, it's my win for the match, right?"
"Ahh. A witch doesn't go back on her word."
Laplace sighed in a grandiose manner.
After she broke free of her seal after 300 years, she'd suffered an embarrassing defeat.
'Magic is in decline, only the degraded techniques of sorcery or black magic or is in fashion.' went the rumors she heard.
Because of that, she was negligent.
That power.
That accuracy.
And… if that large-scale sorcery was turned towards a person without hesitation, it's obvious how dangerous it would be.
There are by no means any users in the present age.
In the wasteland, nothing but massive advanced magic fired continuously is even unthinkable for people beyond insanity.
In reality, those insane actions were what destroyed Laplace's seal. She should be thanking the female sorcerer in front of her.
"Well then, before I make my request…… I want to be shown proof that you are indeed the grand witch Laplace"
"Ahh, proof huh. Well, that's true. It's fairly hard to believe the lovely beautiful woman who suddenly appeared in the wasteland is the grand witch Laplace who was sealed 300 years ago"
"Did you just call yourself a beautiful woman just now?"
"It's just the truth"
Saying that, Laplace softly floated into the sky.
Tanya put her guard up. Levitating in the sky, whether this girl is really Laplace or not, it is believable that, at the very least, she is a master of miracles enough to be called a grand witch.
"Well then, I wonder how this is"
*bachi*
Laplace snapped her fingers.
After doing so, the previously clear sky began pouring heavy rain with a *dou dou*.
While so, thunder also roared.
Tanya could not say anything out of surprise.
"Woops, we ended up getting wet"
*bachi*
Next the rain completely stopped, and a gust of wind began blowing violently. Tanya's clothes which were wet from the storm begun to dry.
The wind roared with a *buoooo* and ruffled her ashen pink hair.
"Yo"
*bachi*
On the third snap of her fingers…… instantly the scorching sun from earlier returned.
"…………What the heck was that!!!!??"
"Huh? Well, I just played with the weather abit"
"No no, you changed the weather! It was a forbidden technique but why did you so carefreely make a mess!?"
"I mean, I thought to show off something grand witch-ish?"
With a *fuyofuyo* she made a loop in the air.
Tanya was confident.
Floating in midair, a firm boundary bestowed upon themselves, and in the end manipulation of the weather.
There is no mistake. This person is the real deal.
The legendary witch Laplace recorded in the records would be able to do such nonsensical things.
However.
If that was the case, just one question remained.
"Did you hold back in that earlier match?"
"N, hold back?"
"In the match we had earlier. No matter how many direct hits of Explosions (ember rending sin) landed, there should be no way someone like I could have defeated the grand witch Laplace. You, surely you held back"
"No? I was going 120%, it's your own ability"
So said Laplace who was drifting about in mid-air.
"There would be no attacks from me; it was a match which had such a rule. To be honest I underestimated you. I heard that the recent magicians have fallen quite abit. However—— your fighting technique is the real deal. Even if I was not careless, a direct hit from Explosion (ember rending sin) would be my loss"
Well, to fire that that large-scale magic at someone is rather dangerous— I'll take such an evaluation.
"You are strong"
Laplace said while staring at Tanya.
"You worked quite hard haven't you. You have the talent for it but…… yup, this grand witch Laplace am honestly impressed. You studied sorcery quite well, and practiced it. Even 300 years earlier for such master is……"
Softly, softly the Laplace who did a loop looked at Tanya.
"Ueeeeeee"
"……ha?"
"U, fue, uwaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
Tanya like a little child loudly cried out loud.
"Eh, wai, you?"
"Ufueaaaaa, ue, gufue ooooo"
"Is your manner of crying not a little too strange!?"
"I mean, ugefue, that is, you know~"
She was praised.
Only from that, Tanya's tears filled her heart and couldn't bear it.
It is that.
She worked hard.
The results came. She was stronger than anyone.
However, however.
—was kicked. Because she was a woman.
Ryan's voice resounded in her head.
Because you're a woman.
Because you're a woman.
Because you're a woman.
To be made light of for a reason she couldn't fight back against, is unforgivable.
So annoying.
"Ue, it, it's no-thing, just crying abit, so will calm down, n, ueeee~!?"
"Aaa……a—, yup. Oo, there there. You were doing dumb things like firing off Explosion (ember rending sin) in this wasteland. Something difficult must have happened to you right. It's fine to cry~*(泣け泣け) I'm a woman as well so I understand. There's times a girl just wants to cry"
To Laplace's words, she couldn't stop hiccupping nor reply.
Tanya thought.
This this fuyo fuyo witch dressed all in black, is trustworthy.
Probably, perhaps, surely.
But why.
The grand witch Laplace was, while feeling very impatient, to the sobbing Tanya.
While waiting for her to stop crying, rubbed Tanya's back.
That hand was very gentle.
"That is why, I will have my revenge"
So, the Tanya who had stopped crying informed Laplace.
"Revenge?"
"That right. I want to, to that shitty bastard, beat him up until he regrets living."
With a *giri*, Tanya bit her lips.
She tasted blood.
The flavor of that blood was undoubtedly the flavor of sweet revenge.
"Once again. My name is Tanya. Tanya Artemisiof. (アルテミシオフ) Grand with Laplace, please help me with my revenge!"
"Best regards, Tanya. Well, I lost the match. I would glady help…… or so I would like to say but, how will you carry out your revenge?"
"Well beat them down in the same ring. Soon, there will be the continental adventurer ranking battle…… once the ranking battle strats, I want to knock those ex-party bastards down!! Or, disgusting as an accident in the middle of battle, brutally xxxxxxxx!"(tln: og is monyu monyu which is sorta like a hard-to-say thing)
"In other words?"
"Laplace, join my party! Then participate in the adventurer ranking battle"
Party? Laplace unintentionally burst into laughter.
To join her party, in other words Laplace's condition if she won the earlier contest.
"Is this not the same result if I were to win? Ahahah"
"The significance is different. Not for fun but forming the party for revenge!"
And.
While Tanya was saying such things.
A tremor like a roar occurred.
The ground under their feet shook.
"E, eh? What's with this shaking?"
"Ah—, it's coming after all. This is an animal's roar"
So, Laplace sighed.
"Animal's roar!? This!?"
"Yup. After I got sealed in this wasteland in the east unapproachable by humans, that bastard Maxwell released a certain thing here"
"A certain thing, wait. No way"
"Aa. Being an adventurer, you surely heard of it"
The Laplace who once again floated into the air said.
"Well then. ……We were in the middle of our chat but, it's a wyvern"
Those words.
And the scene able to be seen over Laplace's shoulder——
Tanya lost all hope.
There was, an unmistakable flying dragon…… A wyvern was rampaging around.
From the earlier match there was barely any magic powers left.
Normally she would be able to defeat the rare and dangerous dragon however, she already ran out of magic power and collapsed once. She was unable to fire a sufficient sorcery.
Furthermore.
"Hahaha! It's absurdly angry, this wyvern. I wonder if your Explosion (ember rending sin) will land~. Ahaha~"
"This is no laughing matter you know!? What are we going to do about that?"
"What, you will defeat it"
"No way no way, there's no way. I have no magical power left. Or rather, you're the grand witch Laplace right? It would be a pushover for you……"
"That's surely imposible—"
"Ha?"
"Well, I wonder if it's an effect of the seal. I became unable to fire attack magic"
"Ehhhhhh!?"
What's with this bombshell statement.
Rather than not wanting to attack, but unable to?
In front of her eyes was the approaching wyvern.
You're lying right, Laplace.
In that case, you're just a shitty good for nothing normal floating woman, right?
"Tanya. You just thought I was just a shitty good for nothing normal floating woman right"
"So I thought"
"I wanted to hide it for abit……or should I say. I realized from seeing your fighting earlier. Something like a wyvern is unmistakably a pushover"
"? I don't understand what you're getting at though"
"You, will you not change your job?"
"A?"
GuoOoO!
thus the wyvern shook the ground.
Is this really a situation to consult about a job change?" (tln: job change comes to haunt me once again)
"What is it about a job change"
"In this grand witch's judgement, You have the ability talent and accomplishments as a sorcerer but there is a better job suited for you."
"So, Is right now really the situation to have such a talk….."
"Magical swordsman" (tln: tfw no magical girl)
"He?"
"Like I was saying, a magical swordsman. Seeing your decisiveness and battle sense from earlier, it's a shame limiting yourself to just sorcery"
Smoothly, Laplace stretched out her hand.
Feeling the white finger on her cheek, Tanya's body stiffened.
Her lips, drew closer.
"Eh, Eh?"
"……. Tanya Artemisiof. You will now become a magical swordsman. I am a witch after all. You are a magician so would the party's characters(roles) not overlap? In addition…… magical swordsman, I think you're suited for it you know?"
"Wait, Laplace? Your face is, close……ah"
Magical swordsman?
That highest-tier class?
Me?
Laplace, unperturbed with Tanya's confusion, kissed her lips——and the magic powers inside her body was stirred.
"My name is the grand witch Laplace of old…… my attacks are sealed however, my power I can grant whatever miracles I please"
——The grand witch of old's lips were, soft and smelled nice.