Published at 21st of November 2020 06:18:04 PM
Chapter 23: 23
Liu Li was very clear on how possessive the Commander was towards Fat Fang . He quickly turned around . “Fat women, you’re really shameless . You don’t even close the door when you go to the bathroom!”
She wouldn’t really go to the bathroom without closing the door . She was just messing with Liu Li . Who let him be so on guard against her?
“I’m not closing the door . ” She put her dress down and sat on top of the toilet seat to take a break .
“What are you doing, Liu Li?!” Bai Qinghao’s icy voice sounded from the living room .
“Replying to Commander, this subordinate is ‘protecting’ Ms . Fang!” He couldn’t admit that he was guarding against her or the Commander would punish him .
Fang Xinxin stood up . Once her butt moved away from the toilet, the toilet flushed automatically .
She walked out and passed by Liu Li . She patted his shoulder earnestly . “Such careful ‘protection . ’ You’ve worked hard, Guard Liu . ”
“Please don’t pat my shoulder . You didn’t wash your hands after you used the bathroom!” Liu Li looked disdainful .
Fang Xinxin didn’t use the toilet at all . She deliberately tried to disgust him . “Yeah . I also have excrement on my hand that I rubbed on you . ”
“……!” Liu Li looked like he couldn’t bear it . “Fat Fang, can you not be so disgusting?”
“Can you grow a brain? It’s been less than two minutes . How can it be so fast?”
“Two minutes is enough for me to use the toilet!”
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“Even taking a number 2?” She asked .
He snorted . “Of course . That’s called efficiency . ”
“Okay . It takes me five to ten minutes to do it . ” She said frankly, “I didn’t actually take a number 2 . The excrement on my hands might be your Commander’s from earlier . ”
“The Commander’s excrement is fragrant . ” The Commander was a noble god in Liu Li’s heart .
It was Fang Xinxin’s turn to be dumbfounded . “I finally learned that Guard Liu is such a suck up . ”
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Bai Qinghao was sitting on the imported Italian luxury sofa in the living room . He heard their conversation and his face turned black . He said darkly, “What nonsense are you saying?! Guard Liu, you better explain it clearly to Fang Xinxin!”
Liu Li could only respectfully say, “Ms . Fang, our Commander is obsessed with cleanliness . It’s not possible that he doesn’t flush the toilet or leaving anything dirty around the toilet . The Commander’s toilet is cleaner than your face . So, it’s not possible that it’s the Commander’s excrement on your hand . You will never see the Commander’s excrement in your life . ”
“Really?” Fang Xinxin gnashed her teeth . She was extremely furious . “Can you not compare the toilet to my face?”
“It’s the truth . ”
“F*ck!” Fang Xinxin cursed . “After I become beautiful, I will blind your eyes!”
“You’re talking about the next life?” Liu Li was very sincere .
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“Huh . ” Fang Xinxin snorted and walked back to the living room . She said to Bai Qinghao, who was sitting on the sofa, “Qinghao, let me see when you use the bathroom some day . ”
Bai Qinghao was holding a cup of tea that a maid brought over . He had just taken a sip . When he heard what she said, he almost sprayed his tea out .
Fortunately, he was very cultured . He wouldn’t do something so uncultured as spitting tea out .
He forcibly swallowed the tea in his mouth . It didn’t go up or down . He choked and coughed . “Cough…… Cough……”
The darned Fang Xinxin really shocked people endlessly .
“Are you okay?” Fang Xinxin quickly went over to him . She gently patted his chest and, like she was coaxing a child, said, “Let me pat you . It’ll be okay…… . ”
Bai Qinghao looked surprised by her caring action . She didn’t seem to be…… opposed to touching him?