134. Men’s world
It’s not something big even if they say that it’s a 『Medical examination』
That’s all. It won’t even take 30 minutes.
You form a line in the corridor and wait for your turn…
You’ll leave your coat in the classroom so you’re on your T-shirt only.
「You see…it seems that they’re on guard assuming that we’d peek」
Hearing one of my classmate’s words, I look outside the window and saw Yamaguchi-sensei wandering around on his jersey.
「The teachers on counseling are patrolling everywhere」
「It’s almost the west most and east most of the building」
「Yeah…it’s completely separate」
「No…you must be an expert to do something about it?」
「At peeping?」
「Well…recently, there are cameras with high performance」
「Yeah…that won’t be a joke」
「Well…there’s those kind of scandals recently」
「Yeah…It’s impossible for a『peeping teacher』to be reemployed」
…Err
I can’t say that I know that this school is filled with hidden cameras.
「But you see…I’d like to see one. The girls are stripping off right now right?」
「Of course…aren’t we still wearing our underwear?」
「Is that so…really?」
「Eh…can high school students wear bra with a wire?」
「Hmm…that’s another unknown for us」
「Or rather…that means that becoming an X-ray technician will make you able to see naked women as much as you want?」
「I’d like to become an x-ray technician」
「No…as long as I can see naked high school girls for free all day, I am satisfied」
「Yeah…if you’re a doctor, you can touch more」
「You can flip girls’ nipple with a cold stethoscope!」
「…Iyaaan!」
「Yeah…looks good」
「I’m fine being an x-ray technician…that’s way easier」
「Eh, something bad with X-ray?!」
「There’s beam coming out of the eyes you know?」
「Then your fart stinks!」
「When you piss on a dark place…It’ll light up like a neon」
Isn’t that quite a big『Calamity』?
「You see…My uncle is a doctor in gynecology」
「Isn’t that a pussy Disneyland?!」
「You see. My uncle said that it’s actually quite hard when it becomes work」
「Well you see…you’re looking at a body of a woman that’s already inseminated by other men」
「…Now that you say that, it makes me wither a bit」
「No, my uncle once said…it’s a big damage to see a beautiful looking girl with a grotesque pussy」
「No…Isn’t that gap arousing?」
「But you see…when you see that everyday, it won’t feel like that anymore」
「In the end…what kind of work can you see a woman’s naked body for all you want?!」
「The other day, I saw a book where the AV actor wrote 『you’ll be popular with women if you do this』」
「No, it was in the house…I think it was my brother’s」
「Without omission…『It’s often said that women are ****, but it’s actually different. I’ve asked the girls around me』He wrote 『When you actually ask the girl around me, there’s actually a lot of them who wishes to be *** by men』it says」
「Because…That’s an AV actor. All the ladies around him are AV actresses」
「If you listen to the opinion who are comfortable with AV, it won’t be the opinion of the women in the world, right?」
「Actually, there’s a lot of strange things I’ve read…」
「…Right」
「Eh…You’ll fuck Higashiyama from the old writings?」
「You said that you want to fuck women right?」
「…The criminal babble incomprehensible things」
「The hell’s that?!」
Seriously…if it’s all boys, they do silly talk
Endou who’s name is ahead in the list is already inside the measurement room.
There’s no one behind Yoshida.
To amuse myself with a silly talk…Endou’s with eight people he’s not good with.
「By the way…Yoshida, in the end, what the hell was with earlier?」
One of them talks with me.
「That’s right…what’s with you being 『engaged』with Yamamine-chan!」
「…I can’t accept it!」
Even if you say that…
I don’t know how to answer.
「Idiots, you’re not looking properly…!」
That was Tanaka
The one I ran across the train the other day…
「No matter how much you look at it, Yamamine-chan’s the one who’s madly in love with Yoshida!」
…Err
「Yamamine-chan said that she’s the one who made the approach…!」
Tanaka told everyone.
「…Now that you’ve said it」
「If you were approached by someone like her」
「Furthermore, she suddenly brings you to her parents, gave greetings saying 『we’re engaged』…! Yoshida, is that all true?」
Tanaka looks at my face.
「Yeah…it’s true, I went to Megu’s house and greeted her parents」
I answered honestly.
「Then the 『engagement』is also reported to the school」
「That’s right. That would mean that no other girl will talk to Yoshida but Yamamine-chan. Everyone knows that you’re Yamamine’s 『fiance』after all」
「Women checks those kind of things every time」
「Whether Yoshida talks to another girl somewhere else…then Yamamine-chan’s friends will report to her…」
「They’ll tell the girl as well」
「Then…Yoshida-kun won’t be able to make contact with other girls」
「…Yamamine-chan has a lot of friends…she also has a network in the track and field so Yoshida-kun’s daily high school life will be monitored by the girls…!」
「…Is that so?」
「…Women are like that yeah」
「It’s fine anyway…Yamamine-chan’s madly in love with Yoshida」
「『Cut the meat and break the bone』something like that?」2
「Rather『We die together』…right?」
「Eh…It’s possible to break the『engagement』right?」
「Yeah…Yamamine-chan’s an amazing beauty, but thinking about it, it’s a bit」
「Yoshida will also be cut from other women as long as he’s in high school」
「Certainly…it’s like a double-suicide」
Megu and I have no choice but to remain married?
The other roads are closed?
「…When you think it like that Yamamine-chan is amazing」
「Yeah…if a girl suddenly take me to their parents and tell to get 『engaged』…that’s not an ordinary…normally」
「Yamamine-chan has been prepared that much…!」
「…You」
The men in the class looks at me with 『eyes of pity』…
「You’ll be monitored by the girls from now on…
「Yoshida no longer has a free school life!」
…Is that how it will be?
Nah, it doesn’t make any problems though
「Speaking of which, Yoshida. I heard that you also reported to Captain Takeshiba from the track and field?」
It has already been spread.
「Yeah…we did. It’s a senpai Megu has been indebt with after all」
I talked about this morning honestly
…Then.
「Oh, you’re already dead…Yoshida, your life has already ended」
「Yeah…Takeshiba-senpai is a boss in the athletic clubs」
…Err
「…No, she said that she’ll support us」
Yeah…she’s not bad.
Captain Takeshiba is…
「That’s the problem…she gave her support」
「Well, Yamamine-chan will feel safe now」
Eh…Why?
「If ever a male senpai makes a move on Yamamine-chan…」
「Yamamine-chan’s body will be completely protected…!」
「…Well, that’s better for Yoshida though」
「But…That’s the same for you」
…Me?
「If you treat Yamamine-chan like a bastard…you’ll be burned to the ground by other girls…!」
「Yeah…You’ll be preached and be forced to do something…!」
「That’s great if it ends like that」
「Yeah…that’s possible」
「Rather…I want that instead」
Somehow… it has become amazing
Well…it can’t be helped.
I decided to be Megu’s 『fiance』by my own will
「Still…thinking about it」
「I feel jealous, pity…I don’t get it at all」
…I
But, everyone’s face is so gloomy…
「…To be honest, I feel jealous that you got a woman but」
「…It’s impossible for me.」
「…I can’t imagine it for a bit」
Everyone looks at my face.
「Yoshida’s high school life has ended with this. From now on, he’s going to be monitored by his 『bride』and 『other girls』」
「Yeah…specially when his 『bride』is his classmate」
Err…
We can be together
「…But you see」
「Why Yoshida?!」
「Why did Yamamine-chan pick Yoshida…that’s what I don’t understand?!
「…What the hell is that?
The boys asked me.
「Sorry…Even I don’t know」
I answered honestly.
「Of course…that means we won’t know it too」
「There’s no way Yoshida will know it」
…The hell’s that?
The『medical exam』door opens
Endou seems to have finished his measurements.
He noticed me and glared at me.
「…Yoshida, remember this. I’ll never forgive you」
Endou says that, threatening me.
「Endou…what can you do?
I answered Endou calmly…
「…Motherfucker!」
Endou’s about to hit me!
I know that Endou’s body hurts that he’s walking funnily.
…I dodged his blow.
Endou then fell to the ground.
「…What are you doing?」
I spoke to Endou on the floor with cold eyes.
「…Dammit!」
Endou shouted out loud!
A middle aged male teaches comes out from the room.
「What’s with the noise?!」
I answered.
「Ah…he fell on his own. That’s all」
「…Is that true?」
The teacher looks at us.
「Err…Yes」
「It’s not a big problem」
The boys in the class said so.
「Endou too, you must’ve a game with the baseball club right?…Isn’t that bad if you fall and get yourself injured?」
Tanaka asked Endou.
「…Dammit! Remember this!」
Endou goes to the X-ray furiously.
「…I don’t get it. but. I feel like I’ve solved something」
I told the male teacher.
「I see…Well, it’s great if it’s nothing.
Saying that, the teacher returns to his classroom.
「…You’ve changed」
Tanaka tells me.
「Yeah…it feels like you’re settled down」
「Are you not scared of him?」
…I
「No…I know that there’s someone scarier than Endou…」
Yeah…
I have to be able to deal with it calmly and smoothly anytime.
I will cause inconvenience as a member of Kuromori
「People scarier than Endou…」
「Oh…Yamamine-chan?」
…No, yousee.
I didn’t say anything about that.
「As expected, you changed…Yoshida」
「…Somehow, it feels happy and sad」
…Err
I can’t explain about Cesario Viola to them…
「But…if you had sex with Yamamine-chan, report to us!」
「Canned juice will do!」
「As long as you treat us properly…okay?!」
…I
There’s eight people who are talking to me but…
Yeah…with this.
I don’t need to treat the delinquents and Endou’s former followers…
「Let’s buy after coming back from the X-ray…!」
I told my classmates.
「Eh…What does that mean?」
Tanaka looked at me…
「I can do at least one juice for everyone…」
Hearing my words…
My classmates…
「Ah…I thought that Yamamine-chan has become suddenly beautiful but…」
「…Could that be」
「Yeah…Well, they said that they’re 『engaged』…」
「Yamamine-chan…is an extremely serious girl, right…!」
The boys sighed.
「That’s why we’re 『engaged』 Megu and I」
I said clearly.
「I promise to everyone…I’ll definitely make Megu happy!」
Tanaka looks at me.
「…You’re going to give to for each」
Tanaka grins.
「If you do, we’ll forgive you…right?!」
Tanaka tells the men.
「…It can’t be helped」
「…Invite us on your wedding ceremony…you bastard」
The boys said then laughed.
「Got it…I’ll get two for each…!」
I smiled to everyone.