I should have thought it wiser for both our sakes not to make them too public.
LADY FREDERICK.
[_Very amiably._] I don't see why you should be ashamed because you made me a proposal of marriage?
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
I'm sorry you should think it a laughing matter, Lady Frederick.
LADY FREDERICK.
I don't. I never laugh at an impertinence.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
[_Taken aback._] I beg your pardon.
LADY FREDERICK.
Surely the receipt of my brother's letter was sufficient answer for you.
After that you must have guessed there was no likelihood that I should change my mind.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
What letter? I don't understand.
GERALD.
I sent you a note this morning enclosing a cheque for the money I lost to you.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
I've not received it.
GERALD.
It must be waiting for you at the hotel.
[CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE _pauses and looks meditatively at the assembled company_.
LADY FREDERICK.
I think there's nothing for which I need detain you longer.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
[_Smiling._] I don't think I've quite finished yet. Has it slipped your memory that the two bills fall due to-day? Allow me to present them.
[_He takes them out of his pocket-book._
LADY FREDERICK.
I'm very sorry I can't pay them--at present.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
I regret that I can't wait. You must pay them.
LADY FREDERICK.
I tell you it's impossible.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
Then I shall get an order against you.
LADY FREDERICK.
That you may do to your heart's content.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
You realise the consequences. It's not very nice to be an undischarged bankrupt.
LADY FREDERICK.
Much nicer than to marry a rascally money-lender.
FOULDES.
May I look at these interesting documents?
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
Certainly. [_Blandly._] I haven't the least wish to be offensive.
FOULDES.
[_Taking them._] You fail lamentably in achieving your wish. Three thousand five hundred pounds in all. It seems hardly worth while to make a fuss about so small a sum.
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.
I'm in urgent need of money.
FOULDES.
[_Ironically._] So rich a man as you?
CAPTAIN MONTGOMERIE.