Chapter 85
The experiment with the mushroom jellyfish continues .
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After testing for poison with Lolona’s spoon, I found out a few things .
・Mushroom jellyfish have an organ that stores poison .
・The poison from the needles and tentacles also comes from the ping-pong ball-shaped ‘Poison ball’ .
・If you wash the poison ball, you can eat them normally .
・Lastly, it doesn’t really taste that good .
Needless to say, the fourth point is the most important .
If it was delicious, I could’ve just left it like candy and eat them whenever I like .
Then again, the fourth point can be changed if you change the cooking method .
So there’s no need to despair .
By the way, Laura bugged out .
「Panu- Panu- Heho- Pipoke-
Panu- Panu- Heho-, Pipoke-
Shirosuroseroheho, Pipoke
Arahahaheho, Pipoke~」
While rhyming verse which doesn’t make sense, she started dancing around strangely .
(Panu panu, heho-………。)
Beside her, Marine was mimicking Laura’s like a child would .
Marine didn’t become mad, she was just mimicking .
「Panu~ Panu~ Heho~……」
Femile also danced along .
When it comes to Femille, she may be following for some magical intent .
If she succeeded in mastering it, she might be able to make her opponent do the same thing .
Anyways, that’s a dumb-looking face .
It’s spoiling her beautiful face .
The only advantage that this girl has is her chest and face, and now she has ruined one of it .
While thinking how unfortunate it is, I took out the “poison ball” from the mushroom jellyfish .
The “Poison ball” which has an odd colour depending on the jellyfish, looks pretty if you just stare at it .
After checking using Lolona’s spoon, I put it inside a miniature garden made with earth magic .
After putting close to 10 of them inside the miniature garden, I placed a mice which I caught in the forest into it .
Since the mice had a strong appetite, it ate the poison ball .
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Now we can tell whether the effect truly is as it shows .
It’s understandable if it’s a paralysis poison, but it’s difficult to judge if it’s a hallucinogen .
Though it’s kinda hard to tell if a mice running rampant in the miniature garden is due to the stimulant, or because of the hallucination .
In that sense, it’s faster just to feed it to Laura .
I took out a pink poison ball from the mushroom jellyfish .
Even after giving it to the mice, it was hard to tell the effect .
「I’ve made an antidote, Keimdono . 」
「I’ve made one as well, Keimsan!」
「Thanks, Lolona, Femille . 」
「「…………」」
「What’s wrong?」
「I- It’s not like, we aren’t doing this to help Keimdono……」
「We didn’t do that much, but if you can……」
I immediately realised what they wanted .
I pat them in the head .
「Kyun……！」
「Ehehe……」
Lolona’s ears moved, and Femille smiled softly .
We gave Laura the antidote .
We can use magic to detoxify, but I want to make sure it can be cured with medicinal plants .
Laura who has taken the antidote, yawn and……fell asleep .
I sit and waited .
(Tap tap . )
Marine who came near me, put her hands on my knee and tilted her head .
「Go ahead . 」
(Gyuu………♪)
She sticks to me sweetly .
After waiting for 10 minutes .
Laura wakes up .
「HAA!」
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After waking up, she turns and looks around .
「Hey Keima! Didn’t I act like a goddess just now?!
I felt like I was dancing the dance of Gods, and attracting everyone!!」
「Well, you did fascinate Marine and Femille . 」
「I knew it . Ehehe . I really am a great goddess♥
Even after hallucinating by the poison, I could still do a fascinating dance of the great god of warrior~♥」
I don’t think she should simply say that『Panu panu heho~』shit is a dance of god .
I thought about it, but I kept it to myself .
It would be a problem if this thing decides to populate this panupanu dance all over the world .
It’s a strange dance with a strange audio, but I’m sure people will hum to it .
Panu panu heho heho~
Panu panu heho heho~
Panu panu heho heho~
Pipokke .
It really feels nice to hum .
「It’s surprisingly exciting to eat poison! Of course it might feel painful and bitter, but I feel like I can stand out because of it!」
She’s actually enjoying it?!?!
That’s not what I had expected .
I thought she was just foolishly positive, but to willingly intoxicate herself with poison……。
And that’s only feeding her with poison .
Maybe I should give her more .
「Ah, Keima! Are those poison balls on your right palm?!?! Aan! Aan!」
She opens her mouth wide .
I thought she would refuse, but she is asking for it .
I gave her the pink poison ball .
「How is it?」
「MmmmMmm……A win!
I can taste a bit of sweetness…………」
「Slightly sweet?」
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「It tastes like ticks!!」
「How are ticks a win!! How poor were you when you were living on your own!! 」
「I made a mistake! I was trying to say gummy! Just let me off !!」
「That’s good……」
「Wait a minute Keima, you thought I was a goddess who eats ticks!?」
「When you make such a mistake, you don’t have any persuasive power . 」
「Fueeen……」
「So, how was it? Does the pink poison ball have any issues?」
「There’s nothing at the moment……Fueeeen, hah, hyan?!」
「So it activates later . 」
「Yeap hic, ehehe . 」
Laura tilts her small neck sideways and made a cute cat pose .
It gave me a heartbeat .
Laura puts her hand on my shoulder and looks at me in a cute manner .
「Nyuu～～～～～～～～」
And kisses me .
「Being able to kiss my lovely Keima . Ehehe~」
Acting cute, Laura chuckles a little before kissing me another two to three times .
「What happened to you? Did you eat something bad?!」
「But she did though……」
「What’s more, it’s Keimsan who fed her……」
Lolona and Femille retorted me, which were all valid arguments .
However, I was too confuzzled that I can’t connect the dots .
Laura hugs me, and her huge chest squishes my chest .
「Even though I’ve been making lots of mish-takes, but I’m very grateful~ If you ash-k whether I lii~ke or hate you, I LOOOOOVE you lots~ I love your gentle sh-ide, I love that no matter what happ-hens, you’ll always protect me . Sh-o I like, like, like, like, like, LOOOOVE you, okay? Ehehe~」
What is this cute little creature we have right here!
However, I was trembling .
This is Laura .
This thing is Laura .
The dumb and useless goddess .
It is well-established that she’ll always do things with an ‘Okay’ .
I feel like this is setting me up .
「If it’s Keima, I don’t mind you doing some perverted things with me?」
Laura puts her finger on her mouth and licks her fingers .
「Ufufufu, ehehe, hyaan ♥」
She was moving erotically .
After about 20 minutes of her doing that, the poison seems to have worn off, as she lost consciousness .
(Kuu……) As she sleeps standing up .
Ten minutes later .
She quietly wakes up .
「So you’re up?」
「Kyaaaaaaaaa~!!!!!」
「What the hell?」
「It’s not Keima’s fault, but but…… . Fueeeeen!!!」
Laura ran and escaped this embarrassing situation .
I calmly raised my right hand and cast wind magic .
「Wind . 」
「Kyaa!」
Laura who was caught by the wind fell sharply .
「Why did you suddenly run away?」
「I don’t know…… But……」
「But?」
「My memories…………」
「Remained?」
「Even though I’m the goddess of knowledge……!」
「I see I see . 」
I didn’t say anything this time .
I stroke her head without saying anything .
By the way, after 30 minutes from now, Laura felt even more embarrassed .
However, we didn’t expect this to happen at all .