Chapter 67
A day passed .
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Femille who suddenly became a Phantom Shadow has worked hard yesterday on creating a ton of balls .
「So roughly 30+ light and Stench balls, and also 20 plus sticky balls . 」
「Yes……!」
「That is quite a lot . 」
「In terms of hunting low level monsters, having the balls isn’t really a profitable method, thus not many carry them .
However, if we’re fighting against mid to high level monsters, this much is necessary……」
「Even Lolona thinks so as well?」
「In my case, I could solo some mid level monsters .
However, anything higher than that requires me to build a party consisting of at least 2 elites . It would be embarrassing to not bring some balls or magic items with me .
It’s fine as long as we win, even though we’re injured――That is something I will never believe . 」
「I see . So you would always think of ways to win without getting injured . 」
「If you get hurt, you would have to wait for it to heal up before moving on, and if you hire a healer, it would cost quite a bit of money……」
Femille looks down even more depressingly .
Normally she would be bright and cheerful, but when money is involved, she tends to be rather naive .
「But if we have so much of these, wouldn’t it be tough to carry along?」
「That’s why, people would generally hire a dungeon or hunter carrier . 」
「They are people who picks up necessary items, and carries materials and meats of defeated monsters . 」
「Sometimes they would even teach you the types of monsters in the dungeon you’re in . 」
「The both of you sure are knowledgeable about this . 」
「Instead of knowing it……」
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「It’s more of Keimsama not knowing anything at all……」
Well well, it seems like the talk just now is the norm here .
「It’s surprising that Keima doesn’t know something so simpleeee～～～」
However, this Laura was smirking at me while talking in an annoying tone .
Gotta teach her a lesson by pulling her cheeks .
「Fueeeeee～～～～～～～～～～」
Phew… . .
Sure is peaceful .
It’s like listening to birds chirping and singing on a quiet lake .
「But Laursan should know more about Keimsan not having common sense……」
「That in itself is rather enviable……」
Femille and Lolona answered in their own ways .
Finishing with the preparation, it was time to head out when Laura suddenly shouts .
「Keima ! !」
「What?」
「For the trip to get some pufferfishes, I shall be active as well! ! 」
「What happened to you?」
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「Lately, haven’t Keima been treating me so unreasonably and inappropriately!」
「Since when……?」
「See, see, see, see, that’s what I am saying! !
You’re always speaking to me as if you’re talking to a useless goddess! ! !」
「It’s like you’re telling me not to speak the truth . 」
「B-……But still, it is not as though I do not have anything of value!
It’s true that lately, I might’ve been a little less active than usual!」
Lately .
A little .
Than usual .
I now have three things to retort on this useless goddess .
Then again, this useless goddess wanting to work for once, this me is actually happy to hear it .
(I guess, this thing has finally decided to act like a proper Goddess……!)
The useless figure of Laura all this time, looks like a dying street lamp being revived .
When I confronted the Lion, Laura sneezes and leaves me behind .
Confronting the Clione, she sneezes and leaves me behind .
And when confronting the chicken at that time, she goes out of her way to stand out .
When we finally reached a city, all she does is laze around in bed, eithers sleeping the whole day, or snacking the entire day . Sometimes, when she has the motivation to cook, she makes some hotpot that can kill a whale with one sip………
These thoughts slowly flew into me .
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(There are only shitty memories of her! ! !)
Wait wait wait just a second ! ! !
No matter how I put it, aren’t I not being harsh enough?!
This rotten of a useless goddess, if I put all of those in, isn’t she even worse than rotten?!
Her occasional cuteness and her big tits might come off as a plus point, but other than that?!
She’s cute at times, but that’s about it! !
But then again, this useless goddess is actually showing a serious side for once .
This spirit of hers makes me want to hug and praise her .
「What kind of strategy do you have in mind?」
「None !」
What a straightforward answer .
「Maybe doing your best along the way……?」
「None ! !」
Yet another straight answer .
「I want something simple like going to sleep, and someone does all the work, then I gain all the benefits!
But well, I wouldn’t mind working a little as well!」
「And who’s going to do the work……?」
「Keima!」
「And the one gaining the respect is……?」
「Myself! ! !」
「Oh, Oou……」
She’s beyond useless .
My head’s starting to hurt .
And it seems that Laura has taken my headache in a whole different way of thinking .
Thinking that I was panicking .
「Kekeke, if Keima can’t think of anything good, then Lolonchan and Femille-chan wouldn’t as well!?」
「There’s one more……I want to ask……」
「What is it? ! ……No, on second thought it’s fine! I don’t want to hear it! !
If Keima decides to hit me on the spot, I rather imagine that Keima is amazed and respects me instead ! !」
「……Is that so . 」
「Yes !」
Laura jumped away like a rabbit, and dived into the bed .
Then, she buried her face into the pillow, and used the sides to cover her ears .
「Okay Keima! I am prepared !
I can’t see nor hear you anymore, this is my perfect plan! !」
2 minutes passed .
(Kuuu…… . . Whistle…… . Purrr……)
The useless goddess is totally asleep .
She was supposed to be motivated, but she’s doing the same thing as before, sleeping in bed .