Chapter 38
Xiao Ran didn’t hesitate and immediately opened up the reward gift .
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“Ding… Congratulations to the host for obtaining the General Commerce City Activation Card . ”
What is this ‘General Commerce City Activation Card’?
Just as Xiao Ran wanted to activate it to have a better understanding, Clearlove sent a private message, “I still have practice . Let’s play again when we have time . ”
“Sure . ” Xiao Ran replied .
“If you wish, you can come to our EGD’s second team to practice . I reckon that Aaron will contact you later . ”
Xiao Ran was rather surprised .
I have really been fancied by EDG .
But, second team…
“This… we will talk about it next time . ” Xiao Ran laughed it off .
It was unknown why, when Clearlove saw Xiao Ran’s reply, he suddenly let out a relaxed breath while feeling reluctant at the same time .
Clearlove laughed and shook his head: He is truly a person that is I dislike but still wish to recruit him into the team .
“Alright . Let’s play again next time . ”
After speaking, Clearlove exited from the room .
Immediate after, it was Flandre, Smlz, and five .
The opposing Korean team had also vanished from the rooms without a trace .
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But Dopa added Xiao Ran as a friend and said, “You are a very good player . In China, apart from Clearlove, I finally found another LoL player that deserves my respect . ”
Xiao Ran didn’t expect Dopa to add him as a friend and to say such words . It had instantly made Xiao Ran have a better impression of Dopa, he then replied politely, “You are a very good player too, better than regular professional players . I hope you can return to the professional league and I will have to change to contest with you professionally . ”
“It is impossible for us to meet at professional games . But I really and sincerely hope you can demonstrate your extraordinary skill in the professional league . ”
“Thank you . ”
Xiao Ran knew that Dopa knew some Chinese but it was definitely not so good . He must be speaking orally while his agent was translating for me . Hence, Xiao Ran didn’t have the interest to have a long conversation .
Furthermore, there were plenty of viewers still calling out to him in the streaming room . He couldn’t possibly snub his bread and butter .
“Don’t look into God Kun’s eyes, otherwise you will feel like you are getting pregnant! I have already gotten trapped!”
“I am representing the Dongjiang Province, Duansha City, Machaoshan Community’s Fanclub . Will everyone please give way . After seeing God Kun reaching the no . 1 position in China’s server, we are all very excited!”
“I am representing the City Square Dancing Club’s aunties . Will everyone please give way, they are currently tributing a dance with excitement!”
“Give way my ass . These people are just full of crap . ”
“Seeing that so many big brothers and sisters are here, can I ask the seniors a few questions? How much do you people get paid for s*x? Where do you normally do it? Is university life good? Teachers always say that high school is tight and the university is loose, is it true? How many mass or**es do you people host after school? I am really looking forward to attending universities!!!”
“The price for virgins is different . Virgins are more expensive, but if she isn’t a virgin, it will be cheaper . It is normally done in classroom buildings . University life is awesome, the senior brothers and sisters are all very experienced . Teachers are incorrect, those that can attend universities from high schools are definitely loosened . Mass or**es aren’t normally hosted after school, you need to have contacts for that . Remember to call!!!”
“Can the ones above stop behaving so dirty . We are now having a mass celebration!!!”
“If one doesn’t watch God Kun’s streams, how different is one from a salted fish?”
“China’s server no . 1 Challenger position is finally taken back . Let’s stand around God Kun! Will the fans please line up at the front . ”
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“Let’s talking around someday!”
“Let’s talk again the day after tomorrow!
“Let’s f**k after we talk!”
…
“My dear beloved students . Please be quiet and let me say something . ”
Xiao Ran started to talk in the streaming room, “Today, I have finally achieved my objective and reached no . 1 on China’s server . Hence, I shall not be streaming any more games and after having a chat with everyone, I shall go and rest . I still have a catch a flight tomorrow to Zhejiang to participate in the Voice of China . All of you can understand, right?”
“That’s right . I nearly forgot that our God Kun has qualified and will go on stage tomorrow . ”
“I heard that the Voice of China is a live broadcast . God Kun, are you okay?”
“Don’t worry God Kun, I will surely standby in front of my TV to watch your exciting performance!”
“God Kun, I am a girl from nursing school . Just give me the word and I will immediately break up with my boyfriend . ”
“God Kun, I am a girl from art school . Do you mind having another FWB?”
“God Kun, no offense, you are a little glans . Lift up your glans, ao ao ao~~~”
“You dirty glans~”
“God Kun, look at all the temptations assaulting you . I can’t help but advise you to take it easy . There is a saying, ‘Not all blossomed flowers have to be harvested if not there will not be any more in the future . ’ In simpler terms, if a youth doesn’t know the value of one’s sperm, tears will replace it when you are old . ”
(TL note: In short, don’t have too much s*x now if not you might not have enough sperms to make babies in the future)
“God Kun, I am an affectionate girl . Let me treat you to a hot and spicy soup . Gulp gulp, my below is so itchy!”
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(TL note: Treating people to drink hot and spicy soup is actually an incident where a girl went to find her internet boyfriend after flying from another province . The boyfriend ended up treating her a bowl of $6 hot and spicy soup, but had s*x with her for 13 times at night)
“Looking from the situation of current streaming rooms, it seems like eliminating fools will be an eternal topic . ”
…
Xiao Ran read and didn’t know why his streaming room had turned into a god damn filthy place .
Xiao Ran simply adapted to everyone’s taste and brought the viewers to conduct room inspections .
Xiao Ran was very influential right now . His popularity on Douyu was currently no . 1 and had surpassed Foul Pig PDD .
Hence, when he entered another streaming room, it was considered room inspection .
Since his fans and viewers were so dirty, then he had to inspect on a girl’s room .
Xiao Ran opened up the room rankings and after taking a look at the popular hosts today, he pondered for a moment before entering a female streaming room .
Douyu’s Three Flirts’ Seventh Brother had considerable popularity with over a few hundred thousand viewers . But to the current Xiao Ran, this popularity…
(TL note: The nickname is Seventh Brother, but actually this girl’s name is Zhang Qige . And it sounds like Seventh Brother)
Was still a little far from him!
When Xiao Ran entered Seventh Brother’s streaming room, it had instantly exploded .
Because the system automatically issued a notification .
This method was also called a visit but was called room inspection for those popular streamers . When popular streamers visited streamers with lower popularity, it was also known as room inspection .
“God damn, God Kun is here . ”
“God Kun is actually here . ”
“Seventh Brother, Seventh Brother, God Kun is here . ”
“Hahaha, China’s no . 1 is here . ”
“Seventh Brother, the Demon King God Kun is here to carry you to victory . ”
“Seventh Brother, you better hug his thighs properly . God Kun will help you fly after a few matches, you must take this opportunity!”
“Hahaha, welcome my great God Kun . ”
“Give a warm welcome for God Kun, we are honored for your presence . ”
“Yesterday, my girlfriend asked me who is God Kun? I gave her two tight slaps and yelled at her: You don’t even know God Kun and dare to be in a relationship with me? Break up!”
“Break up? I already got a divorce . ”
“I gave my child away . ”
“The ones above, 666666 . ”
When Xiao Ran entered Seventh Brother’s streaming room, the popularity of the room rose sharply while messages were bombarded .
Zhang Qige immediately noticed Xiao Ran .
She was wearing very, very sexily and faced the camera to give Xiao Ran a charming smile .
“Isn’t this God Kun? I was just dreaming yesterday and dreamt that you will come for a room inspection at my place~~~”