This day after school on the way home, I treated Wu Shuang to a seafood pizza that she was craving for a long time. Wu Shuang had revealed a lot of information to me and I had sorted out a few valuable ones: 1st - according to the parties involved, Jiang Li himself had revealed that he likes mature, wet nurse type of woman. What was mature, wet-nurse type? Wu Shuang had easily explained the meaning of that description.....Jiang fellow student' s requirement was not high. He liked girls with rounded breasts like Mantoushan* (Translated as Bread Mountain also known as Yuen Tun Abderden in Taiwan's New Taipei City shaped like steamed buns), with altitude that was above middle level so as to arouse his interest in climbing.
I can not find a picture that has a view of Mantou Mountain but below is an image of a Mantou Rock that is shaped like a steamed bun as mentioned above.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.When I heard the word 'mature', my heart was cheering but after listening to the following, I lowered my eyes and looked at my two small lumps, my heart cursed 'Fuck'. No wonder that boy did not look at me because he liked big wet-nurse. My two little breasts naturally could not make their way into his eyes, I could not help but feel depressed. If I had known, I would have put in two steamed buns before going to school and Jiang Li, that kid would definitely fall in love at first sight with my breasts.
2nd - Jiang Li's results were excellent, especially in physics and chemistry, basically every time he would come out first effortlessly. But liberal arts was his weakness, especially in English. Out of 150 points in the paper, each time he could only get around 100 points. Unable to reach the target of his own requirement, so every few days, he would go to Teacher Ye's home for remedial lessons and as a result, he improved very fast.
Once I heard this, I did an in-depth analysis and instantly I depressed. This Teacher Ye looked very comfortable, a pretty daughter in a humble family, and most importantly her breasts were quite big and majestic. Maybe Teacher Ye had already started on him which could spoil my plans.
After waving goodbye to Wu Shuang, I felt depressed as I walked back to Fei Ge's home carrying my bag. On the way home, I passed by Triumph, the specialty store and I stopped. Thinking to myself, this time it was imperative that I had to do battle with the big breasted Teacher Ye and fight the decisive battle for the summit. I must be higher than her altitude, even if this was a false height but also a victory.
Now, only sponge can save me.
I closed my eyes and callously bought a bra with cotton pads as high as a hamburger, cup size D. From afar, it looked like an undulating mountain range and near, it looked like two fragrant delicate soft super big steamed bread, stimulating people's appetite.
I think when young youthful Jiang Li sees these, he would become impulsive.
I was smug. Under the strange stare of the attendant who served me and with a sly smile, I walked out of the door. Recently I had been getting a lot of strange looks and as I had been practicing to be the invincible Ultraman, so it was not surprising.
"The sun is shining overhead, the flowers are dead, the birds said, *pei, pei, pei*. Why did you carry explosives in your school bag to bomb the school? The teacher did not know, I pulled the string, *bung* a sound and the school was gone!"
I was humming the song and opened the door to Fei Ge's house. The moment I entered the door, I saw Fei Ge lying on the sofa, shaking her thick thighs while eating a pear. Our eyes met. She looked at my body dazzling with my pink dress and my two braids, she was stunned. Suddenly she stopped eating the pear and the next second she let out a *poof * sound, the pear juice flew out of her mouth and sprayed all over the place. The coffee table was sprayed with pear juice stains, I frowned.
But Fei Ge was not bothered and quickly jumped up. She stood in front of me and stared at my 180cm tall figure dressed up like a wild monkey. With abundant interest, she eyed me from top to bottom, then from bottom to top again. After more than a dozen seconds, finally, she raised her hand to her heart, with lingering fear and sighed. "Liang Liang, no one could be scarier than you, an old sow who is trying to look young."
"Ai, Ai. How shall I explain to you?" I blushed, exhaled and stared at her. In fact, I did not know where to put this old face of mine.
Fei Ge looked worriedly at me, patted my shoulder and said. "Pink sow sister, it's not wrong for you to pretend to be young but scaring others is your fault. *Tsk, tsk* Looking at the floral color on your body.... Oh Mother.....if you place yourself second place, everyone under the rainbow sky would be afraid to say they're in first place. Listen to me, quickly go back to the animal world and don't come out to scare the human, okay?"
After the ruckus, Fei Ge behaved as if nothing had happened, went back to lie on the sofa, raised her legs and continued to chew on the remaining half of the pear.
Since a year ago, I was picked by Lao Tan to be an undercover, Fei Ge was one of the few who knew about this. In fact, the few people who knew were my mother, Alan, Fei Ge and Fu Chen. Even my uncle and aunt did not know specifically what I do, day and night. They only knew that ever since I graduated from the police academy, I was not doing anything. I did not take an interest in a lot of things and a year ago, inexplicably I started to roam aimlessly outside. So, my aunt secretly called me a useless flop who could not be helped, simply not worthy of Fu Chen and Weiyi, and looked down on me even more.
I put down my school bag, venting my anger, kicked it far away. I dumped my ass beside Fei Ge, closed my eyes and massaged my temples, feeling a little tired.
After all it was because of the fever I had earlier. Two days ago, I was chased by a man and these two days, I had to chase a young man. The matter in hand was a thorn in the flesh and a big headache.
I and Fei Ge, both women but not really like women, lying down together, spoke to each other sporadically.
"Fei Ge, do I look old? I am afraid my cover would be blown."
"It's nothing, you have a baby face, born like a huge baby......what is your cover this time? Student? High school or middle school?"
"With my old skin and old face, I have to mix with Junior High School. Really......let me live for another two years. I will not be able to mix in with High School. Today I had mixed around and every second I was afraid the group of bunnies would call me 'Auntie'. The whole day I had attended 'dog fart' number of lectures for Physics, English language, Literature, and Biology. That group of nerds listened with relish......his mother.....how can people be so progressive?"
"It's alright, Liang Liang. You were a rogue youth and do not understand the spiritual state of being a nerd, which you will never feel. And yes, which high school? Can it be?......." Fei turned around, abruptly widened her eyes and without blinking threw away the pear core. Shaking my shoulders and asked. "Can it be.......my old good alma mater......High?"
I nodded helplessly. Talking about old times, I and Fei Ge's ex-boyfriends were also graduates of this famous high school. The two of us were third-rate students from a third-rate high school. During high school era, we regarded high with disdain but at the same time, we also yearned for it, which was contradictory.
Fei Ge was filled with excitement and sprayed my face with the pear juice. "Oh Mother..... Liang Laing......... I, Fei Ge finally realized......anyone can also ascend the heavens. There are still miracles in this world, a wild chicken can even become a Pheonix......"
I jumped up like thunder and rewarded Fei Ge with a hard knock on her head, shouted. ".....*Ah Pei*.....are you talking about me? Even you, this wild pheasant can also enter the international zoo. You'd better go back to the mountains."
".....*Ah Pei*....!" Fei Ge was not to be outdone and also lifted her arms, stretched out her fisted hands to have a fighting match with me. "I can go back to the mountains but first you have to return the hair on my Ah Mao and Ah Hong. Don't think that I will let you go this time. When I came back, I was so angry and nearly exploded. My Ah Mao and Ah Hong were bald! ! ! ! Completely bald! ! ! ! Fang Liang Liang, you're a perverted pheasant! ! ! !"
Ah Mao and Ah Hong were the two bonsai plants of Fei Ge that were sitting on the balcony. The bonsai with lots of leaves was called Ah Mao and the one with lesser leaves was called Ah Hong. Usually, Fei Ge likes to fiddle with the two poor little tree roots and when she had time, she would count the number of leaves on the trees. She had also given them, the two wretched names and even I often regretted having such an idiotic friend.
But I had been led down the same path, for every time when I come and go from her house, I would first be pulled to greet her bonsai plants Ah Mao and Ah Hong. Before going off, I would have to say 'Ah Mao, Ah Hong, godmother is leaving.'
I could behave so foolishly.....even I felt incredulous.
I also held up my clenched fists and shouted. "Why are you shouting? Ah Mao and Ah Hong are already in their menopause and getting a bald head is normal."
"Fart! What bald head? Even a bald head would still have a few hairs to show. Look at them, completely no hair! ! ! !"
"Ah, ah, ah.......Fang Liang Liang, you dead demoness! ! !" Fei Ge lurched aggressively towards me. We chased each other around, scuffled for a while and sweated profusely. After we had enough of the fighting, the two of us laid down on the floor and laughed.
I had been depressed for many days and my mood had finally lightened because of Fei Ge's return. Being in a better mood, I chatted with her about the serious problem I was facing.
Of course, the first one I talked about was Fu Chen as he was a thorn in my heart. I pretended it did not hurt when we broke up a long time ago and I had put on a normal front. But when I saw him again, I found myself still affected by him. That time, I gave him and Weiyi the opportunity to get together because of the joke that burst from my mouth. I did not expect that he would finally end up with her and I also did not know whether he was out to revenge me, in short, mentally I still could not accept this.
Fei Ge had been quietly listening to me rambling away and since it was no use crying over spilled milk, she could only occasionally say a joke to comfort me.
After that, I curiously wanted to talk to Fei Ge about Kang Zixian but I was troubled. This time, meeting this man can be considered my most peculiar experience. I could even clearly remember every detail of our many bickering which in fact, I should have forgotten. Perhaps in my bones, I was a woman trying to be brave and once losing, I would remember the people that were stronger than me, giving rise to sympathetic feeling.
This time, right under his eyes I managed to escape which made me feel proud. So before I went to bed, other than cursing Fu Chen, occasionally and happily I would imagine Kang Zixian's gloomy expression when he discovered I had gone. Every day before going to bed, I would think of .......on one hand, I was fuming with rage gritting my teeth because of this man and on the other hand, I would occasionally think of his nice laugh.
His Mother.....I had to admit that this man whose character changes between good and bad, was like walnut crisps which made him linger in my memory.
The thought of telling her everything fleeted across my mind but I finally chose to be silent. This man was just a cloud of smoke that passed the eyes* (Something or someone that one does not have to value since it will eventually disappear) and also dealing with him would result in my defeat most of the time which was not glorious. Fei Ge would certainly make fun of me, so I gave up.
At night I went shopping for groceries with Fei Ge. While she cooked, I squatted on the sofa like a corpse, biting my pen, painfully and deeply thinking of how to write a sickening love letter to that kid, Jiang Li.
I and Wu Shuang had discussed for a long time about this and she advised me to take a step at a time, do not rush in to devour the fats. I knew she was afraid it would be too greasy for me to swallow it. But I did not have time, for there was a potential rival Teacher Ye already in place. The only solution was to move in fast, hitting him with direct high-intensity and chasing him with high-intensity.
So this love letter was very important, the result was sure to incite tears.
I was poor in language and there were a few characters which I did not know, so after dinner, Fei Ge helped me out. But she was more illiterate than me and so we had a brainstorming session. After spending two hours and sweating profusely, we completed the nauseating childish love letter.
Mission accomplished, I felt relieved. Before going to bed, I forced myself not to think of the demon Kang Zixian and cuddling Fei Ge's big thigh, fell into a sweet sleep.
The next morning, I had to get up early for the simple reason, early birds will get to eat worms, and I have to go to school to do my exercises.
Early in the morning, with my fake high chest, holding Wu Shuang's school assignment and copying frantically, squatting in the garbage corner. At the same time, I also had to look up around sneakily paying attention for signs of trouble.
While with my head bowed, writing vigorously in bold cursive calligraphy, unexpectedly a pair of white Nike sneakers suddenly and quietly appeared beside my feet. I was shocked, let out a sound 'En', looked up and was overjoyed.
Jiang Li standing over me was looking down coldly, narrowed his eyes, opened his thin lips and said. "Move aside."
Little kid, you have guts......auntie likes you!
I was annoyed but still had to bring forth my sweetest smile. I got up to give way, deliberately stuck out my fake chest and attentively moved closer to his side. Grinning, I introduced myself. "Jiang Li, did you sleep well, last night? Good morning, my name is Jiang Mei Da. Do you still remember? My name is easy to remember, simple and beautiful to people. He,he,he."
Jiang Li did not speak, lowered his head and coldly glanced at my lips and face. He was shorter than Kang Zixian and I felt this bastard could be Kang Zixian's distant relative, their temperament was the same, his face was so freezing cold, giving me the goosebumps.
I tried to lift my chest, hoping that he could give me a glance or at least have an interest in my chest. But this bastard threw away the breakfast bag in his hand, turned around and with big steps walked away, from beginning to end, treated me as if I was invisible.
Glaring at his retreating back, my fists felt itchy......very itchy.......very itchy.
I, this old woman, suffering from a traumatic heart, felt the rising of the raging conquest of fire.