TL Note(Sean): Hey:P It’s our 5th release this week, and starting from next Monday, I’ll hopefully be able to keep up this pace and TRANSLATE 5-7 every week.
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It was hard to imagine that this girl whose courage surpassed her height, could actually sit through the 4 Great Earthquake Valley roller coasters, without even taking a single break in between.
“Ah!!!” During the vertical drop of the roller coaster, Dream Jade was screaming,with her eyes shut behind the mask. Whereas Shen Ming, who was sitting beside her, didn’t even bat an eyelid.
“Hey, are you a dead person? This was so exciting, yet you didn’t even shout. This is too much of a disservice to the staff!” Dream Jade said after the ride as she hit Shen Ming’s arm.
“If you tried being dropped from 50 meters in the air into the sea without a parachute, trust me, you won’t ever get any adrenaline from such things for a lifetime.” Shen Ming helplessly said.
“Strange bodyguard….Ah! There’s a doll!” Dream Jade once again found another new ‘battlefield’.
In front of a game stall named ‘Hunting wild ducks’, the stall owner who was dressed like a ‘Bald Strongman[4]’ was busy trying to market his rigged shooting game. During the game, you would have to use a BB gun to try and shoot the moving 16 wild ducks on the platform 5 meters away. As long as you were able to shoot half of the ducks, you would be able to get a doll.
([4]:Bald Strongman looks like this: https://ss1.baidu.com/6ONXsjip0QIZ8tyhnq/it/u=4182173113,4289604680&fm=58)
“Boss, how much for one try?” Dream Jade was extremely eager to try this out.
Using 20￥ to fill up an entire cartridge of ammo, Dream Jade aimed the gun with a single hand. Who knew that the recoil would suddenly jolt her arm, causing it to bend. The sound of firing also scared Dream Jade until she closed her eyes. This toy gun clearly did not let anyone happily win the prize, it even added a recoil device!
“Your arm is too thin, don’t use a single hand to fire.” Shen Ming sighed while catching Dream Jade from the back, then making her grip the gun handle with both hands. His whispers made Dream Jade unable to help blushing, “ My mistress, when shooting, don’t close your eyes. Focus on the movement of the target through the sight. You can hold your breath at the moment of firing, and make sure your body is balanced before trying again.”
With the advice of an expert, after Shen Ming released her, Dream Jade pulled the trigger and naturally hit a duck.
“I hit it!” Dream Jade excitedly jumped up. But for the next 14 shots, she only hit two, and she got the consolation prize…...a bag of tissues.
“Shark! You are blatantly stealing my money!” Dream Jade was so angry that she threw the tissues onto the floor. Even her who did not understand guns felt scammed. The gun’s recoil was a man-made design, and there was not enough pressure applied to the bullets. So after flying two or three meters, the bullet would just fall. Under these circumstances, 99% of the time, 20¥ would only get you a bag of tissues.
“Don’t get so angry, it’s just a game. Are you going to cause another ‘Great Escape’ again?” Shen Ming patted Dream Jade’s shoulder and pulled her behind him. He faced the bald man and said, “Boss, one more time.”
Reloading the cartridge, Shen Ming held the gun with one hand, the smile on his face disappearing the moment he aimed. His sideways stance was as handsome as the actors in the movies. Pa! Pa! Pa! After many gunshots sounded out without pause, all 16 of the moving ducks fell down, and the whole process only took nine seconds.
“Are you kidding me?” The bald man almost peed in his pants. This store had been opened for more than three years, and he had never seen such a monster. Even a military soldier had only shot 12 targets and was already considered as having godly skill, and it was even said that that guy was an army sniper…..Then what was Shen Ming? The king of snipers?
“Hey hey, stop standing there like a fool! I want that biggest one!” Dream Jade walked up and kicked the baldy’s leg. And like this, a bunny that was even taller than Dream Jade was now carried on Shen Ming’s back.
They found a long chair that faced the ocean to sit on. A girl and a boy and a huge rabbit, it was such a happy trio.
“Your shooting skill was so good, how did you hit everything with that toy gun? Were you a soldier in the past? Special forces maybe?” Dream Jade held a cone of ice cream in her hand and pushed up her mask ever so slightly. She was so excited that she couldn’t stop moving her mouth.
“Not really a soldier, but I‘ve been tempered on the battlefield for 10 years and luckily managed to live long enough to come back.” Shen Ming held the ice cream cone and licked a mouthful.
“Have you killed before?” Dream Jade suddenly said solemnly.
“Yes, but according to what I know, they’re all bad people.” Shen Ming added a sentence which made Dream Jade smile.
“Then that’s fine, I know you’re a good person and that you wouldn’t do anything wrong.” Dream Jade once again talked about a worrying topic, “Are you and Xiao Yi a couple?”
“Nope, the amount of time we’ve known each other and the amount of time I’ve known you is only different by one day. She’s not bad, she’ll definitely be a good assistant. Right now, our relationship should be considered partners and friends.” Shen Ming didn’t hide anything.
“En en, that’s good” When Dream Jade was comforting herself, she saw a cone of black coloured ice cream in Shen Ming’s hand. “ What flavour is yours?”
“Maybe coffee? It’s a bit bitter.”
“Let me try.” Without waiting for Shen Ming to reply, Dream Jade went in front of him, bent down, stuck out her small tongue and licked the ice cream, causing Shen Ming’s face to turn red.
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Edited by: Arch, SecondRate