And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
bye, sundar.
Your Mama Is So Fat: The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her ass has its own congressman.
Her belt size is "Equator"
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Her nickname is "DAMN!"
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.
When her beeper goes off people think it's cause she's backin up.
THESE ARE HILARIOUS.
When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not
able
to remember, what did I choose?
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't
and
stop, unless they are used together.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly,
and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd
better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with
everyone except you
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes...lol
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.