The Briton Kingdom's capital Rhodan is one of the foremost big cities of humanity.
It's located in the middle of the continent, and is a key point of the exchange of ideas and cultures.
It's blessed with a warm climate, and rain falls as well.
Therefore, Briton had the largest granary area on the continent.
Thus, even though it was destroyed many times due to demonic calamities, the city was always reconstructed.
I was leisurely walking through said city.
For 1000 years, I've been watching the entire world.
However, that is exactly like watching something on TV.
The wind flowing through the town.
Receiving that wind, my clothes flutter. My hair does so too.
The smells of various dishes that waft through the air.
This isn't something I'm looking at through a screen.
It made me realize these are all undoubtedly here.
Although my hobby is observing, doing that for 1000 years is too long.
Right now, I'm enjoying my current life.
"Oh, how about one?"
An old man with a good physique on running a food cart calls out to me.
He's selling frankfurters.
I decided to have one.
I paid him with a copper coin, and stuffed my cheeks.
When I walk on like that, I notice something off.
—-I'm being followed.
Again?
I've been followed a lot recently.
Jeko and the old man said that they were the same.
The other party is cautious, and won't follow us all the way to places where there's not many people.
As expected, they won't follow us to school either.
Honestly it's be annoying to be investigated, and it's not like they'll get that much information just by following us.
As for us, we pretend to not have noticed, and decided to leave them alone.
That's because it won't end just by taking care of the person who's currently following us.
Some country. Probably an intelligence officer from Scottyard.
The next spy will come unless we do something about their root.
However, the solution would be to oppose the Scottyard Kingdom.
Just them sniffing around a little wouldn't make us do that.
Thus, we're ignoring them.
Even on the off chance they attack us, we can just deal with them ourselves.
After walking through the town for a bit, I went into the back side of an alley.
When I approach the alley with no people, the presence of the one following me disappeared.
After confirming that, I transferred back to the Dark Temple.
When I return to the Dark Temple, everyone around comes over to me.
"You came home early today."
Adrigori respectfully fell onto one knee.
"Since I did a lot yesterday, I thought I'd just relax today."
"As expected, it's the aftereffects of the [date]. [Dates], how frightening."
Adrigori *gakugaku* began trembling.
"Fuu. To be frightened by the likes of [dates], Adrigori-dono, you still have much more ahead of you."
Gareth came over here while tottering.
"Your knees are trembling and you can't even walk properly."
I sit on my throne, and rest my chin in my hands.
"Don't worry about it. I'm just trembling with excitement."
"Hou."
I narrow my eyes.
I want to say 'Well then, go pick up someone and go on a date'.
But to this man with a rough beard, they'd just be horrified if he called out to them.
We can't just bother the people of Rhodan.
However, Gareth calmly received my gaze.
"As expected, it seems I have to prove it."
"What?"
"Would it be fine for me to call out to someone, and go on this [date]?"
"Gareth, are you serious? If you do this poorly you'll die."
Adrigori gets upset, and his sweat falls like a waterfall.
No, no matter how he goes about this he won't die though.
"Well then, I'll show you. I'll be waiting in Rhodan in an hour."
Gareth transferred to Rhodan.
"What you think?"
I didn't understand anything, and asked the surroundings.
"He was really confident. It seems he has some kind of secret trick up his sleeve."
"Hmph. Then let's go see him."
An hour later, I flew to Rhodan.
I brought Adrigori to accompany me, and we walked down Rhodan's downtown area.
"Well then, where is he?"
"If his picking up of women went well, he'd be in the open cafe, but if it didn't he might've run away."
For the time being, we head for the open cafe.
When we came close to the point we could see the open cafe, we saw Gareth sitting with somebody else.
"Seriously?"
I was surprised, but I looked at the situation.
They both had their straws in one big glass, and were drinking it together.
His level's high.
Well, if I was to say there was a problem, it'd be the other party.
Tight trousers and a tank top. Large and muscular, a short haired man.
No matter how you look at him, he's gay.
Really, thank you.
"Fufu. When I first saw you, I got interested. I didn't think that you'd call out to me."
Anyway you looked at him, that man was a maiden.
No, he's still a man if you look at him though.
However, you can only express him as such.
"If you want to, would you like to go to the park after this? I know of a good place."
"The park……? What would we do there?"
"Ufu. Something really nice."
My body shivered with fear.
I felt a different kind of fear than from going on a date with a woman.
Honestly, I'm wondering on leaving this as if I never saw it.
"By the way, which are you?"
By that, he means either dominant or submissive.
However, Gareth seemed to be unaware of that, and tilted his neck.
"Are you the type who's fine with either? Anyways, let's go."
"Oh."
"Don't go!"
I blew Gareth away with all my power.
*Kiraan* Gareth disappeared like a star.
"Namu."
Adrigori prays for his soul.
"I apologize for that idiot."
I apologized to the gay person, and returned to the Dark Temple.
"What were you thinking?"
It's preaching time.
Gareth was feeling despondent as he sat in seiza.
"I only intended to go as I promised, and pick someone up and go on a [date] with them."
"That's limited to girls, unless you're gay."
"That reminds me, he never said he was going to call out to a woman."
Adrigori nodded while remembering the exchange from before.
"You'd know that through common sense though……"
To my natural retort, my subordinates all scratched their heads.
"Well, isn't it still a [date] even if it's between men?"
Consciousness of human rights isn't as advanced here as it was in my past life in the 21st century.
Same sex love is allowed in this period.
I don't understand it very well, but more than women which he's weak at, it'd be easier to aim at men.
In the first place, this Dark Temple was a paradise filled with men for the past 1000 years.
Besides, evil gods can't do anything sexual.
In other words, there's no problem with men.
Was Gareth thinking somewhere along these lines?
No, wait a second.
It's feasible if the other party is human.
"No."
I stand up from my throne.
"Human men are bad. I won't admit it. They won't count as dates."
In order to eliminate this horrifying possibility, I ordered them with a strong tone.
Like that, the rules of the evil gods increased by one.