Translated by Amaryllideae, Edited by Hippo
“Who told you to use so much strength!” Li Yuehua looked at the table and couldn’t help but feel pain in her heart. This table was made when she and Luo Tian had gotten married 20 years ago. Although it was old, it still holds a lot of important feelings. “When you dismantle it, make a little stool out of it, don’t throw it away.”
(The stool is called a "小马扎" and looks like this)
“I know, I know, you're someone who has so much to say!” Luo Tian knew of the reason why his wife was so distressed about the table. Even though he was outwardly complaining, but in his heart, he felt sweet. In fact, he also had a childhood betrothal with his wife. Before their marriage, they had not seen each other much, but weren't they living together so well now? So he thought that Xi Yanqing and Luo Fei's marriage would also turn out well. Luo Tian turned his head and thought that it was a good time to talk to Xi Yanqing about Luo Fei agreeing to get married. He didn't expect Xi Yanqing to be actually staring at the entrance of the small room.
“Xi Yu, what are you thinking about?” Luo Tian asked.
“Nothing.” Xi Yanqing said with a smile, “I just thought that seeing how Erbao looked, my heart hurts a little.”
“Pu!” Luo Fei was drinking water but ended up spraying it all over Luo Yi's face. “Cough cough cough…”
“Don't worry, Er-ge, so long as you are not angry, spraying water at me is fine.” Luo Yi sat to Luo Fei, with a remorseful expression, “Would you like me to get you another bowl?”
“It's fine, just looking at you is annoying, quickly disappear. Don’t let me see you until tomorrow morning.” Luo Fei waved him away like a fly.
“Oh…” Luo Yi saw a small cloth bag on the cupboard in front of him as he turned to go. He curiously picked it up. “Er-ge, what's in here?” as he said it, he already opened it. That bag, isn’t that the bag that they put seeds in before? Why had it become filled with something?
“Don’t touch it!” Luo Fei saw Luo Yi take out the small porcelain dish and immediately shouted, “Don’t mess around with it!”
“Don't worry, I won't break it, I just want to take a look.” Luo Yi examined the small saucer twice, and then smelled with his nose. “Second brother, what is this?” He rubbed it against his face again twice, “It's so smooth and so beautiful.”
“This is…” Luo Fei could not help but facepalm. How could he tell this younger brother that this was what his second brother used to scrape off his poop?!
“Xi-Ge, what is this? Do you know?” Luo Yi asked again. It wasn't known when Xi Yanqing had come in.
“That ah…” He looked at Luo Fei with a smile and smiled. “That is the betrothal token showing my sentiment that I gave to your second brother."
“It is a token? Then I can’t just touch it.” Luo Yi immediately put it back and took the cloth bag and handed it to Luo Fei. “Giving to you, Er-ge. I will disappear first! See you it tomorrow!”
“Whose sentimental tokens? You said it prettily.” Luo Fei glared at Xi Yanqing.
“I am talking about the '腚' (ding) that has the moon radical (月). Where are your thoughts wandering to?"
(The 腚 character refers to the butt, but LY thought Xi Yanqing was talking about a token because of the arranged marriage that uses the character "顶") Xi Yanqing sat down at his side with a smile. "Does it still hurt?"
“You hateful person, what hurts? Stop acting smart with me!” Luo Fei slammed the door shut, lowered his voice and said fiercely, “I'm telling you when they're really discussing the marriage date, you can’t suggest a date that is too close. Do you hear me!”
“Why?”
“Stupid! Every day I stay here is an extra day's worth of food that I save for your place. I will have to eat at your place if I really move in in the future. Of course, the more food that's left over there, the better.” Luo Fei looked him with a face asking "how are you so stupid". Was this a high level of thinking?
“I understand.” Xi Yanqing smiled. “Little bear, how could I let you go hungry?”
“You won't? Then, this is what you have said! If I ever go hungry, I will go home!”
“Be mature!”
“I am being mature about this, and if you have the ability, then just withdraw!”
“In your dreams, go to sleep now.” Xi Yanqing stood up and used one finger to push Luo Fei down onto the bed.
Luo Fei hurt until he screamed “Aowuuu!” and pounded on the bed, but when he wanted to hit Xi Yanqing back, Xi Yanqing had already run away!
“Fuck, you thoughtless thing, wait for this Xiaoye (another "arrogant" way to refer to oneself denoting superiority, usually used as a joke)! Look at Xiaoye and see if I don't throttle you to death! Ssss… (sound of hissing)”