TELEMACHUS.
Sir, my father Ulysses doth him commend To you most heartily, and here he hath you send Of his mind a letter, Which show you better Everything shall, Than I can make rehearsal.
[_Here he must deliver him the letter_.
THERSITES.
Lo, friends, ye may see What great men write to me.
[_Here he must read the letter_.
As entirely as heart can think, Or scrivener can write with ink, I send you loving greeting, Thersites, my own sweeting!
I am very sorry, When I cast in memory The great unkindness And also the blindness, That hath be in my breast Against you ever prest: I have be prompt and diligent Ever to make you shent, To appal your good name, And to 'minish your fame: In that I was to blame; But well all this is gone, And remedy there is none, But only repentance Of all my old grievance, With which I did you molest, And gave you sorry rest: The cause was thereof truly Nothing but very envy; Wherefore now, gentle esquire, Forgive me, I you desire, And help, I you beseech, Telemachus to a leech, That him may wisely charm From the worms that do him harm; In that ye may do me pleasure, For he is my chief treasure.
I have heard men say, That come by the way, That better charmer is no other, Than is your own dear mother.
I pray you of her obtain To charm away his pain.
Fare ye well, and come to my house To drink wine and eat a piece of souse; And we will have minstrelsy, That shall pipe _Hankin boby_.
My wife Penelope Doth greet you well by me.
Writing at my house on Candlemas-day, Midsummer month, the Calends of May, By me, Ulysses, being very glad That the victory of late of the monster ye had.
Ah, sirrah, quoth he? how say you, friends all, Ulysses is glad for my favour to call.
Well, though we oft have swerved, And he small love deserved, Yet I am well content, Seeing he doth repent, To let old matters go, And to take him no more so, As I have done hitherto, For my mortal foe.
Come go with me, Telemachus; I will thee bring Unto my mother to have her charming.
I doubt not, but by that time that she hath done, Thou shalt be the better seven years agone.
[_Then Thersites goeth to his mother, saying_: Mother, Christ thee save and see, Ulysses hath send his son to thee, That thou shouldst him charm From the worms that him harm.
MATER.
Son, ye be wise, keep ye warm!
Why should I for Ulysses do, That never was kind us to?
He was ready in war Ever thee, son, to mar; Then had been all my joy Exiled clean away.
THERSITES.
Well, mother, all that is past; Wrath may not always last, And seeing we be mortal all, Let not our wrath be immortal.
MATER.
Charm that charm will, he shall not be charmed of me.
THERSITES.
Charm, or, by the mass, with my club I will charm thee.
MATER.
Why, son, art thou so wicked to beat thy mother?
THERSITES.
Yea, that I will, by God's dear brother!
Charm, old witch, in the devil's name, Or I will send thee to him to be his dame.
MATER.
Alas! what a son have I, That thus doth order me spitefully!
Cursed be the time that ever I him fed!
I would in my belly he had be dead!
THERSITES.
Cursest thou, old whore? bless me again, Or I will bless thee, that shall be to thy pain.
[_Then he must take her by the arms, and she crieth out as followeth_:
MATER.
He will kill me, He will spill me, He will bruise me, He will lose me, He will prick me, He will stick me.
THERSITES.
The devil stick thee, old withered witch, For I will stick nother thee nor none such.
But come off, give me thy blessing again: I say, let me have it, or else certain With my club I will lay thee on the brain.
MATER.
Well, seeing thou threatenest to me affliction, Spite of my heart, have now my benediction.
Now Christ's sweet blessing and mine Light above and beneath the body of thine, And I beseech with all my devotion, That thou mayst come to a man's promotion!
He that forgave Mary Magdalen her sin, Make thee highest of all thy kin!
THERSITES.
In this word is double intelliment[599]: Wouldst thou have me hanged, mother, verament?
MATER.
No, son, no; but to have you high In promotion is my mind, verily.
THERSITES.