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Chapter 3 - Electrify the Head-Less Body (1)

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Bai Xiaofei was now looking at the eyeball, which did the same at Bai Xiaofei and everything in the room.

The tentacle was swinging and measuring Bai Xiaofei, the room and even the storage box on the corner.

Bai Xiaofei now thought to himself nervously, the tentacle and the eyeball seemed to be weaker, What if he sprang up the squeeze the eyeball?

The zombie could not attack himself when it could not see him? No. If she could conjure up an eyeball, there could be more of them.

The reckless attack would only serve to wake up the "brain-damaged" zombie. However damaged was her head, she could fight back upon the instinct if she took the offense.

The hesitant Bai Xiaofei was suddenly stunned, as he noticed that the eyeball of the zombie was staring more at the storage box than at himself.

The storage box was used to contain clothes, And there was one electric hair drier on the top of the box.

It was the most commonly used home appliance for women, the electric hair drier.

Speaking of the electric hair drier, it was really embarrassing for Bai Xiaofei to mention. Generally, a man was not supposed to be seen using the electric hair drier. But the problem was that the rented apartment room of Bai Xiaofei was only too small that the clothes had nowhere to be dried by the sunlight after he took a shower. For clothes of larger sizes, they would dry up over time. But the underwear were always humid.

H City was on the southern part of China that featured high volume of rainfalls. Especially in the rainy season, the constant rainfalls would simply drive people crazy. Meanwhile, Bai Xiaofei would feel itch on the crotch wearing the wet underwear.

Therefore, it was so typical of a stupid loser for Bai Xiaofei to buy a 60-RMB electric hair drier to dry it up.

Now the eyeball of the zombie on the top of the meaty tentacle was staring and swinging at the electric hair drier.

Now Bai Xiaofei had an ide Yeah. The zombie was into the electric hair drier.

It was out of a woman's instinct.

They loved and pursued beauty naturally. They could even sit for a couple of hours before the dressing desk, drawing eyebrows, rouging the lips and combing the hair. The hair drier was obviously the most common weapons of them. He who believed that a hair drier was used by the women to dry the hair after a shower would be kicked by a donkey in the head. They'd play a lot of roles with the tricky use of the women. They could be even used for heating the hair for a haircut. Bai Xiaofei's female neighbor was herself a woman in abnormal pursuit of beauty. Bai Xiaofei once saw one bag of Amazon where there was a hair drier.

When the female neighbor was taking apart the baggage for inspection, Bai Xiaofei was more than surprised to find that there were 5 removable air mouths in different shapes, with different usages like combing, assorting and diffusing and functions like anion, fine water ions, constant temperature, cool and warm air. It was not a hair drier technically. It was a killing machine of high technology that was used to kill the valuable time of man waiting for their girlfriends.

It looked like that the instinct of a woman to pursue beauty still affected the mutant zombie. Maybe this was her only human consciousness.

This was also his last chance.

Bai Xiaofei turned around slowly, stretched his arm and reached for the hair drier on the storage box. The zombie responded immediately. Her meaty tentacle turned around with a start and her pupils were dilated. And the glaring sharp teeth that originated from the ribs were opening up slightly.

Bai Xiaofei was ready for this. He tried to control his panic voice and said softly, "You like this hair direr, don't you? It's okay. Let me teach you how to use it. You must have forgotten how to use a hair drier. It's a magic object that blows warm air. It is quite comfortable to have the warm air blow over you. Take it easy. Let me show you."

Bai Xiaofei was trying to be nice as much as possible. He was acting like a boyfriend who waited before the dressing drawer, watching his girlfriend change the lipsticks one after another and asking when would she be ready for Transformers when he could not longer put up with it. Guess what, although the zombie had no organs that took the shape of an ear, she seemed to understand Bai Xiaofei. The mouth on the chest closed up on its own.

The sweaty face of Bai Xiaofei now reached the handle of the hair drier. He lifted it up with the slightest force and aimed at the zombie- the zombie's eyeball.

With a press on the hair drier, "Buzz", the motor was started and the warm air heated by the heating cord was breathing out and into the eyeball on the top of the meaty tentacle.

It was typical of a normal and ordinary woman to slap Bai Xiaofei in the face when her eyes got hot air on the eyeball. However, the brain-damaged zombie was quite abnormal in her physiological structures. It seemed to be delightful to have the hot air blowing over the eyeball. The meaty tentacle even moved closer to the hair drier. You could see now the pupils were squinting and the meaty tentacle was dangling.

It was like a woman wagging her head while using the hair drier and singing songs.

Bai Xiaofei's body softened and was reduced into the ground- Fuck me, I made it.

I would not be a dead man for now.

Bai Xiaofei remained on the ground, leaning against the door of the toilet, with the hair drier in his hand. While the zombie was squatting a yard from Bai Xiaofei, as lovely as a dog. The eyeball on the top of the meaty tentacle was enjoying the hot air blown from the hair drier. It would even make a tweeting sound, very contented. It had been almost half an hour since Bai Xiaofei entered into the service for the zombie. Although his life was thus prolonged by half an hour, he felt no happiness at all. For during the period, he could not figure out the way to escape.

He tried. But once he released the button and the hair drier stopped, the zombie would open wide her mouth, incise the two rows of sharp teeth in a threatening way, and forced him to restart the device.

So was he going to spend the rest of his life acting as the personal barber of the zombie? Bai Xiaofei was greatly saddened but no tears shredded. How he wanted the hair drier to be an ion gun. Boom and the zombie was gunned down into pieces, together with its cute eyeball.

Alas, what now? What now? How would this end up?

Bai Xiaofei was more than frustrated. His mood had recovered from the panic of seeing the zombie. And he had it proven that the zombie was not unbreakable, as he used a knife to cut off her head.

But the Achilles' Heel of the zombie for such a type did not lie in the head. But there got to be some way or another to kill the zombie. After all, her bones were not made of steel or iron. However it mutated, it was a carbon-based creature. Even the transformers, the group of silicon-based creatures would be gunned down into pieces before the human weapons. So the zombie would be dead in the end. However, easier said than done. What Bai Xiaofei had in his hand was nothing but a hair drier. How could he kill the zombie when he did not even have a sharp tool?

When Bai Xiaofei was putting on an anxious face, he heard a weird sound coming from the hair drier. He was then surprised to smell the burned taste of plastics.

What the heck. Owing to the long-time use, the interior heating cord was overheated and the plastics part was melting. The built-in fan was the first to bear the brunt. The motor was about to get burned.

Bai Xiaofei hurried to shut down the hair drier.

But the zombie was not happy at all. She opened her mouth again and threatened Bai Xiaofei was her incising sharp teeth.

Bai Xiaofei gave a quick explanation, "The hair drier will be broken down if it continued the use. Give it a break. A break, understand? It means sleep..."

The zombie would not give a shit about Bai Xiaofei's explanation but opened wider her mouth. There came the "Feed" sound from her chest.

Bai Xiaofei quickly activated the hair drier to comfort the angry zombie. He knew he would not sustain it, for the heating cord was burning down the built-in fan at any time. Once the fan was shut down, the temperature of the heating cord would be soaring and got the plastic shell burned down. Either he would be eaten by the zombie or got electrified by the burned hair drier.

Bai Xiaofei was now shocked. He could almost jump up and give himself a slap. You big fool. How could you forget the electricity. You could have electrified the zombie.

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