Chapter 41.6 - Pink, pink, pink 2
Warning: 15+ because it’s very heavy handed suggestive dirty talk. (my face reddened)
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[Party] This emperor: Boss Su’s really been doting on little Tang poem recently!
This conversation steering failed.
The conversation regarding little ‘ding’s’ continued.
[Party] Powerful hotpot: Normally, I wrap it around my waist.
[Party] Tang poem: Just cut it off. It’s trendy to be able to take it off and put it back on again. Just like me and Su Muzhe’s. Before I sleep, I cut it off and place it next to my pillow. That way, when I wake up, I can put it back on.
This emperor decided that if he couldn’t beat them, he’d join them.
[Party] This emperor: If you put it on your mouth, you’ll be scared that it melts.
[Party] Su Muzhe: …..
The other men: …….
The men in the party all felt their ‘eggs’ and ‘chrysanthemum flowers’ tighten up.
Wait, something didn’t feel right?
[Party] Millions of lolis: …. Whose are you putting in your mouth that you’re scared it'll melt?
[Party] This emperor: ……
[Party] July: Maybe it’s his own.
[Party] This emperor: ……
[Party] Tang poem: If you’ve held it in your mouth for so long, it’s probably melted a fair bit. Don’t play so hard, take it out, otherwise it’ll disappear.
It’ll disappear ….
Disappear ….
…..
This emperor was about to go crazy.
You can never be more dirty than the girls in Japanese rose and Ranzhi, you’ll never beat them at their own game.
[Party] This emperor: I was talking about Su Muzhe and little Tang poem’s.
[Party] Millions of lolis: Oh, so little Tang poem holding Su Muzhe’s in her mouth ….
[Party] Tang poem: No, he’s holding mine in his mouth.
[Party] Su Muzhe: ……
The scene was going weird again.
This emperor felt like him going crazy was exceptionally apt for this scene.
Mu Cheng originally just wanted to beat up Tang poem but suddenly remembered that she’d disappeared.
So he went to beat up Loli.
Those who had just spoken were not spared.
Forbidden top were suddenly confused.
Why were they getting along so well before suddenly fighting between themselves?
[Party] July: F***! Parting song, it’d be fine if you didn’t help protect me but how can you help him beat me up?
[Party] Parting song: ……
Tang Xiao at this time, wanted to make everything even more frenzied.
After all, her character was missing so Su Muzhe couldn’t beat her up anyway.
Reporting this mistake to the GM later and reporting it now was the same too.
[Party] Tang poem: There’s a phrase that goes, men, when they haven’t met the man they love yet, they’ll think they like women. I’ve said before, if you want to break society’s conventions and be together, July and I, will allow you and Parting song to be together!
[Party] Parting song: I really admire you.
[Party] Tang poem: Because I’m incredibly cultured, well read, full of talent, exceptionally gifted at talking?
[Party] Parting song: No. Before, you didn’t know Su Muzhe’s real identity and kept asking for death, I really admired you. Now that you know his real identity and you can still keep asking for death? I really, really admire you. Afterwards, even when Su Muzhe lives right next to you and is in the same cast, you can still not be afraid of death and still be as shameless? I truly admire you. You’re a real man.
[Party] July: This is where the background music should be full of heroic folk songs.
[Party] This emperor: Hey-ya, you er-ya. Ah-hey, ah-hey, you er-ya~
[Party] Tang poem: …..
[Party] Parting song: Oh right, Mu Cheng couldn’t beat you up in game so he’s coming to you to beat you up in real life.
Just as he finished speaking, Mu Cheng already appeared outside of her door.
Xiao Lin lifted up her head and looked at the ceiling.
“Let me pinch my fingers and think, in a second, Chief Ning will come in and take me out for late night snacks. I’ll leave first.”
Tang Xiao: …..
“Is there anything you want to say to me?” Mu Cheng sat by her side and calmly spoke.
Tang Xiao immediately lowered her head, obediently admitting to her mistakes.
From a young age, she’d done this posture to admit her mistakes softly a lot.
“I was wrong.”
“Where were you wrong?”
“I was wrong everywhere, ridiculously wrong. I definitely won’t do it again.”
“Chief Ning said that your speed at admitting that you’re wrong cannot be equalled. But you’ll also definitely die before regretting doing it.”
Tang Xiao rebutted with a serious face. “That’s nonsense. I won’t die before regretting my actions.”
“En, just never remembering your mistakes.” Mu Cheng added.
Tang Xiao: …..
Mu Cheng didn’t leave and instead, started talking to her about the game.
“Right now, it’s too late. Remember to report to the GM tomorrow morning.”
“En, en, en.”
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TL note:
Hey-ya, you er-ya - I have no idea what this is but probably some song.
Do you guys prefer having all of the epilogues at the end? Or in between the novel like how it originally is? Chapter 68 and 70 are just epilogues/mini side stories about their kids and life after the ending of the novel + one more actual epilogue after the final chapter.
Leave a comment and because TX forgot Su Muzhe = MC right next door xx
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