Published at 23rd of November 2020 06:00:11 PM
Chapter 964: 964
Chapter 964 The Undead Bride
The first floor of the Abyss Maze was a big graveyard . Zombies, skeletons and spirits were all over the place but they were not strong, at least, to this three-men team . Ye Cang was chasing and knocking the skeletons with his pot and ladle while Huang Zhong slashed madly at them . Jia Xu, on the other hand, was healing Ye Cang and killed a spirit with an iced arrow piercing through its blurry figure .
After killing three skeletons, one spirit and two zombies, they had reached their limit and badly needed a break . Ye Cang used the altar to chop the bones and zombies into pieces and cooked them with the underground fountain . Finishing it with a sprinkle of some sceptre residue and vegetables, he was done preparing the food . The entire process was smooth thanks to his experience from doing it multiple times before . The other teams who passed by felt the uncomfort when they saw the pot of food . We better stay away from this team .
Huang Zhong picked up the smell of the malodorous odor and looked at the food buff . Dark resistance?! I heard that it is required when fighting some of the bosses . This food also provides us minimal health and mana recovery and most undeads will automatically not attack us . Enduring the disgusting taste, he drank a bowl . The feeling instantly surged through his body and tears broke out from the corner of his eyes . Jia Xu also forced himself to finish a bowl while Ye Cang was the only one who was calm . “Hmm…a little not tasty but we don’t have a choice, these are all the ingredients we have . ”
A little not tasty?! You call this ‘a little not tasty’?! Then what’s ‘really not tasty’ to you?! Huang Zhong was speechless .
Suddenly, a light glowed from the altar and a wedding song with an ironic saddening pace was heard . The altar was split into halves and a zombie bride wearing a wedding dress climbed out . She was sexy . Even though her face was more or less broken, her beauty could still be vaguely visible . Her skin was pale and her lips were dark red in color . A few parts of her body were not spared from rotting .
“Old Huang! This is the Demon Lady! The super rare species on the first floor – Zombie Bride! God is good to us! We’ve finally met the Demon Lady… Don’t fight with me, this lady is mine…” Jia Xu smirked .
“F*ck off! Don’t you know how to respect the elders?! Little do you know, actually, when it comes to dead ladies, I have… . Hehe…” Huang Zhong’s words made Ye Cang sweat . What on earth have you learned from our world…gender fetish?! “What a small breast . Just kill her and I’ll cook you guys a good meal . ”
“Here she comes! Be careful!” Jia Xu reminded them .
Ye Cang backed off to dodge the kick and grabbed his pot to smash her face . That hit from Ye Cang totally stunned her and he quickly continued to slam it . Huang Zhong sweated, “Wow, her face is titled already . Don’t be too harsh…”
Even though the zombie bride was stunned, she managed to scratch Ye Cang’s headband on the arm, leaving a long bloody wound . Seeing another hand coming at him, Ye Cang wanted to dodge but was paralyzed . Oh no! A painful sensation was felt on his face . The three-finger scratch slapped Ye Cang away . She dropped low and prepared to dash at Ye Cang again . However, Huang Zhong took this opportunity to send her a kick . “Holy Magic Kick!”
She was sent to the altar and Ye Cang climbed up as the paralyzation effect had worn off . “God damn it, looks like you just want me to marinate you into sausages…The face of a Magical Girl…ishh…I mean my face . How dare you touch my face! I’ll show you what a kung-fu dish is!”
He placed the pot on the fire and brushed it with the excess zombie oil on the ladle he used to hit the bride’s face . After heating the pot and ladle until they were scorching hot, he dashed at her . Jia Xu sent an iced arrow right into her body, slowing down her movements . Yet, he started to back off . Ye Cang stared at him . What the hell! This fella never went head on even though he has his spear and sword in his hands . I’m the one always dashing at the enemies .
With an uppercut, Huang Zhong knocked the bride into mid-air and started casting the only spell he knew . Small Fireball Spell . Although its damage was insignificant, that was enough to let him think it was cool . The hot pot smacked her from the back, burning the bride . The sizzling sound from the oil excreted from the zombie satisfied Ye Cang . He moved the ladle from the top all the way down to her private part . Huang Zhong and Jia Xu pitied her . Yet, Huang Zhong still sent a fireball at her private part and Jia Xu shot an arrow there too . Knowing that the bride was about to die, Huang Zhong shouted, “Brother Lil’White, keep her alive! Even if we don’t keep her as a pet, we can sell her to others and get ourselves a new set of equipment… That way, you can change a better set of cooking utensils too…”
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Ye Cang was tempted and stopped attacking her with the pot . Staring at her wedding gown, Ye Cang pondered . The face is already burnt but not the gown? It’s quite durable, isn’t it? Jia Xu then took out a sealing scroll to seal her away . “Wow, we are surely lucky . The probability of a successful sealing isn’t that high . ”
Ye Cang once again enhanced his Constitution as he leveled up . Just then, a treasure chest appeared on the altar . Ye Cang dashed with all his might but was not faster than Huang Zhong who was standing beside the chest .
“Wow, we got some equipment and skill books here . ” Huang Zhong took out two skill books and two elite equipment, a round shield with beautiful patterns and a white mage robe . Huang Zhong took the robe . Originally, Jia Xu wanted the shield but he let Ye Cang have it instead since he rarely used it . Well, it’s a waste . The shield is quite beautiful, at least better than what I’m using . If I were to equip it, it will definitely match with my wise look .
The three of them continued to wander around and Ye Cang asked Jia Xu, “I heard that you are now a barney in the East District . ”
“Barney? Well, can you respect my profession? At least show some respect in front of me . It’s called a police officer . I’m currently a probationer . But I managed to solve a big case yesterday . It’s about the Savior’s base or something . I thought I was about to be promoted to be the Senior Inspector of Police but then I realized I couldn’t be promoted three ranks at once . So, I’m waiting for the official notice and I’ll be in Team B of the Anti-Evil Department of the Moon Mirror branch . ” Jia Xu was proud of himself .
“I thought the Anti-Evil Team has to work at night?” Huang Zhong was knowledgeable since he had been here for quite a period of time .
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“I don’t want to…” Jia Xu replied righteously . “I’m not Zhuge Liang . I don’t work day and night and die because of overworking . We must have a work-life balance . Besides, I’m trying to make a living, not trying to sell my life . As long as I fulfil my responsibilities, I should just rest and leave my mind empty during break time . ”
Ye Cang agreed with him after some thought . Old Jia’s words are always logical . “Are those people fighting…a boss there?”
“Yeap, the rare boss of the first floor . The Acid Zombie Beast . Let’s go! Kill them and get the rewards…” Jia Xu smirked .
“Wenhe, don’t be too cruel . How about this . I think it’s fated for me to have an encounter with the female player over there . Instead of leaving her to die in your hands, I’ll get to know her better . You guys can deal with the rest . ” Swiftly, Huang Zhong pulled out his blade and sneaked around . Jia Xu signalled Ye Cang to cover them up from the other side . Ye Cang kept away his ladle, pulled out his cooking knife and got moving . Meanwhile, Jia Xu walked directly at the players with a smile . “Well, do you guys need some help? I don’t need anything . I just want to level up . Oh, I know a healing spell…”
“No thanks! Go away!” The female player with a white robe who seemed to be a shaman frowned at Jia Xu .
“Oh, if that’s the case, I’ll start attacking you . ” Jia Xu casted an ice arrow aimed at the female player .
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