Chapter 717: 717
The Welcoming
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Ye Cang, Zhang Zhengxiong and Lin Le who just escaped from the pursuit were sitting down on the floor, patting .
“What do we do now? That guy is too overpowered . Who knows what’s waiting for us at the next gate . Would it be Goku who turned Super Saiyan 3?” Zhang Zhengxiong turned around to see the Red Hare whose eyes rolled back due to exhaustion .
“It might be Frieza . . . I sort of remember…” Upon hearing what Lin Le said, the two of them immediately got up . Ye Cang brushed his hands and said, “Let’s go home . ”
“I feel like eating ramen . Brother, shall have a drink or two?” Zhang Zhengxiong threw his Green Dragon Crescent Blade away .
“Good idea . Old Li was preparing supper anyway . ” Ye Cang dumped his swords .
“I want to rape Diao Chan!”
“Who is it to blame?!”
“Little Tian?”
“Blame yourself?!”
Just when they were arguing, Wu Na rushed over, panting . “Stop . I realized my apple isa God’s Golden Apple . A small bite is enough to either cause death or make you a god-like warrior . Chances are almost equal . ”
“The benefits outweigh the risks . Divide it into four parts . Whoever dies is unlucky . ” Just when Ye Cang was about to cut the Golden Apple, a gigantic mouth snatched it away . The four of them stunned as they stared at it . It was the Red Hare who wanted to die just so badly .
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Ye Cang then regained his senses . “A’Xiong, Lele, make a fire . I think we might get some buff if we eat the horse too . ”
“ . . . . . . ” The Red Hare sweated in cold as Ye Cang walked towards it with the Green Dragon Crescent Blade .
On the other side, Flasher Uncle and Panty Uncle who were having an intense fight turned to look somewhere afar . A flow of spiritual energy went skyrocket and exploded out of a sudden . Their expressions turned serious when the sky was covered with a red storm .
“Neigh!” The horse sounded like a roaring dragon .
Moments later, a red godly horse flew in from the sky and rushed towards them with white flames at its heels . There were signs of storms wherever it passed . It was so enormous that carrying three men and a woman would still leave extra space . As it was gradually descending, Ye Cang and the others could be seen .
Not waiting for Flasher Uncle and Panty Uncle to react, the Red Hare sped up and dashed through the sky full of demons . The hurricane behind it twisted the time-space, killing all lives in the vicinity . Once again, it sped up and passed through the two uncles . Without any chance to make a counterattack, they were crushed into pieces . In the storm, Panty Uncle mumbled, “The Azure Sky is already dead . So is the Yellow Sky . The world . . . is . . . red…”
"What kind of horse is that?!” Flasher Uncle turned into pieces .
“Director! Cut the scene, would ya?! What happened to the Red Hare?!”
Director Zhang immediately rewound the scenes . This was what he saw . Ye Cang was sweating in cold as he stared at the Red Hare’s muscles getting strengthened and burst with holy flames in the end . Ye Cang even made the air turn blue . “WTF! It evolves!”
“Brother, I think we’re here just to be tricked . I feel that even the Red Hare is stronger than us . Luckily, we are on the same team . ” Zhang Zhengxiong stared at the Red Hare as it evolved, getting stronger and stronger .
“Brother Lil’White, I think our Harey Harey horse is about to fly . ” Lin Le saw the Red Hare stand up like how spiritual energy explodes as gods descend .
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“That’s my war horse . Indeed, extraordinary . ” Ye Cang pinched his chin as he threw away the Green Dragon Crescent Blade which he wanted to use to chop the horse meat .
“I was the one who tamed it…” Zhang Zhengxiong rolled his eyes .
They then rode on the Red Hare which was in the form of gods . Swiftly, they arrived at the next city gate and saw Zuo Yiyi’s Frieza was the one guarding the gate . Just when she was accumulating energy to perform the Death Ball, the Red Hare bit her head away . As Zhang Zhengxiong pulled the flamy lead, they returned to Li Ru who was eventually being tortured to death and this was what happened .
“What horse is that?”
“The Red Hare?”
“Even your Frieza could be killed by theRed Hare in an instance?! This is obviously the power of Super Saiyan 4!”
“I see . . . the Red Hare is the real winner in this chaos…”
“ . . . . . . ”
Just then, the narrator’s voice popped out of nowhere . “And so, Zhang Yide successfully saved Diao Chan and raped her . The childhood dream from years ago was finally fulfilled and his sexual needs were finally satisfied . Luoyang City has suffered many casualties and the unfortunate regicide of Emperor Xian of Han . With the help of the three heroes and the love of the citizens, the Red Hare was ascended the throne, becoming the new monarch of the entire empire . It was entitled, Red - The Great Emperor Red Hare . ”
Donning the emperor’s robe and crown, the Red Hare sat on the throne and all the officials bowed in respect . Seeing such a scene, the audience was dumbfounded .
“With a basket of sandals, warrior Xuande successfully got his business listed, became a millionaire and built his own sandal industry . After the battle of Luoyang, he was entitled as Grand Marshal, one of the Three Ducal Ministers and lived a life of luxury above the law with the Black Queen at the expense of peasants . ”
“As for warrior Yide, he monopolized the entire pork industry and provided all citizens with fresh meat every day . His reputation has surpassed the Great Emperor Red Hare . After the battle of Luoyang, he was entitled as Ministers of the Masses which is also one of the Three Ducal Ministers . He then lived on an evil life with Diao Chan with regular raping sessions . ”
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“Lastly, the police in Luoyang decided to reduce warrior Yunchang’s sentence to 10 years for being cooperative and surrendering himself . Even though he was entitled as Minister of Works, one of the Three Ducal Ministers, he was still to serve his sentence . His title would remain after 10 years but he would have to be re-educated in prison for now . ”
“So, what is the moral of the story?”
“ . . . . . . ” Everyone was speechless .
“That’s right . It’s the responsibility of every citizen to obey the law . ”
“I’m just furious . All I can think of are just profanities right now . ”
“I’ll give a 10 out of 10 for the forceful ending . ”
“I’m starting to doubt my life after watching this drama . The Red Hare had its own dynasty - The Red Dynasty…”
“I think the ending was pretty much a good one, except for Elder Guan . Besides, it’s highly educational . ”
“For having a dream of raping Diao Chan?”
The venue was filled with whispers as everyone was discussing the drama .
“X-hero is going to include China’s exclusive GX-ranked beast spirit - The Terminator of Chaos - The Great Emperor Red Hare! There would only be 100 limited cards this April!”
Suddenly, a horse’s roar was heard and the sky turned red .
“All hail Red Hare! All hail the Three Brothers who rebuilt the country!”
“I’ll not wash my hand until April!”
The stage then returned to normal . With Ye Cang and Zuo Yiyi dance performances, the Gala ended .
Despite the requests for bonus performances, Ye Cang and the group extended their greetings and logged out .
“Do you think the Three Brothers will come back next year?”
“I’m not sure, their performance this year is just a gesture to the organizers so they might not come again next year . Even Flame Emperor only came here once . All he did was singing an old classic song . ”
“I believe they will return! Let’s make a petition!”
The first day of Chinese New Year had arrived .
Ye Cang opened his eyes to see ThornyRose and Wu Na in his embrace . He was not used to it . He then buttoned up his pajamas and walked to the balcony . Zhang Zhengxiong and Lin Le were practicing in the wee hours of the morning on such an occasional day . Zhao Xianyu was there too, brushing her messy white hair . “New Year’s Day . It’s so troublesome . I need to pay a visit to my boss . Damn that crazy woman Rose . She always likes to finger my asshole . I can still feel the pain from last year . ”
“Isn’t this karma?” Wu Na placed her face on his back, hugging him from behind .
“I’ve gotten my revenge . Haha . Haha . ” The two of them turned around to see ThornyRose sleep-talking . Ye Cang sighed . “There goes my reputation . *sigh* I need to travel to somewhere far today . Take care of Lele and the others for me, please . ”
“Okay . ” Wu Na smiled as she stared at ThornyRose’s offensive sleeping position .