Chapter 190: Gorilla and Gorilla
And so they entered the Adventurer Guild’s second floor.
On the second floor, only adventurers over C rank were allowed to accept quests.
Although adventurers who come to the second floor are all C-rank or above, occasionally some adventurers of D-rank also comes to visit.
Immediately, the difference in capability between the adventurers from the second floor and the first floor can be seen. The equipment worn by the adventurers and the distance that they would venture out are incomparable, as it would frighten people out of their wits and immediately scamper back to the first floor.
「 Look at that. That Noah bastard looks extremely irritated right now.」
One of the men who were hiding at the corner of the Adventurer Guild’s second floor pointed with his chin. In that line of sight, there was an extremely muscular man with red skin who belonged to the Oni (Ogre) Tribe whose body was shaking in irritation.
「 Leave him alone. That guy, a while ago lost to a fight with Joseph and his own wife, of course he would be irritated.」
「No, that's not correct. He got into a quarrel with his wife; the wife told him that she would take the child along with her, that's why he is so irritated. But rather, what do you think? 」
「About what? 」
「Che. Did you not hear about it? Larrit, explain what you heard from Ronba.」
「It can't be helped. About that? It seems that a product that was recently quite popular with the aristocrats in the Capital City— the Bra, it seems that it’s also quite popular with the common public too.」
While shaking his head with an ‘it can't be helped’ expression, Larrit explained about it without any other way.
「Bra~? I have never heard of it. Do you eat it? 」
「Idiot! It's obviously not a thing which can be eaten in anyway. It's an underwear man, it's an underwear! It is underwear that women put on their chests.」
The man sitting beside Larrit yelled at him for not knowing about such a simple thing, but Ronba regretted what he heard at that point. However, the faces of Larrit and the men surrounding him were quite serious.
「Well well, you don't have to shout. Like this guy said, it's an underwear right? It's called bra that a woman would put on their chest right? If this is used, then the shape of the breasts would be fine and it will not sag which is a good thing, but do you not think that it would be strange for us to give this to Ninchan? 」
The ones who were together with Larrit are part of the Larrit's Clan, the『Voluptuous Peach Lovers』. Inside the Adventurers Guild, the members of this unofficial clan had unparalleled interest in a certain part of women.
That's right, they had the chest Fe----. Especially, they respected big 00 ones.
Even Comer worshipped Nina as the Goddess who had Boobs the size of mountains.
The breasts of Nina were the breasts of a Goddess.
It was the so-called Mega Boobs, and they would protect the Mega Boobs of Nina.
That's right. Needless to say, the group was not a very decent one.
「Such a thing, how-」
Larrit's eyes lit up sharply at Ronba's words. Ronba swallowed the words that were about to come out of his throat. The pressure around Ronba seemed as if a group of demons were about to attack him. Ronba swallowed his words and wiped the cold sweat on his head.
「You can say that it is a present. The size of every woman’s chest is different, and there would be a bigger problem if the size does not fit properly.」
Larrit laughed at Ronba's words with his nose held high.
「You, did you not know that Larrit can quantify the dimensions of women's breast with just a look? 」
There is no way I would.
However, the face of the man who was next to Larrit was like that of a person looking at an idiot.
「Look at this.」
In Larrit's hand was a piece of paper that he took out from his Item Pouch.
There were numbers written next to the names of many women.
「What the heck is this? 」
Ronba who was not interested in the list of women's chest sizes tried to touch the piece of paper, but the man next to Larrit took the paper away in an instant.
「It.....it can't be! Th-th-this!!!」
「Aa, it can't be.」
When Larrit closed his eyes, trying to look cool while flipping his hair with his fingers and then katz! He opened his eyes.
「I have here all the sizes of female adventurers and even those from the receptions, I know the size of all their breasts! I have quantified them all! And the one at the top is naturally Ninchan— our Goddess in size and in the order of magnitude as well!!!」
「S-so it's like a Holy Scripture! If this were to get leaked out then it would certainly not be a good thing!!」
Larrit as if indicating a tactical secret raised his chest, to which the people surrounding him also did. Ronba who saw this on one side muttered under his breath.
「These guys are stupid.」
「If you really want to do so… then shouldn't you first give another woman a bra, and then first check their reaction? 」
With all of them acting like idiots, although he did not care about the 『Voluptuous Peach Lovers』, he still leaked those words.
「Are you a GENIUS?!」
「ALRIGHT! Let's quickly give one to Rebecca.」
「First of all, check if you can get a bra at Comer’s Underwear shop.」
「This… are you guys under the impression that this is like a quest?!」
「There's still lots to do, so let's get busy!」
The other female adventurers watched the men who ran, their eyes filled with contempt.
And in the bottom row, at end of the paper that they called the holy scripture, the name of Rena Forma was listed with a sad emoticon along with an extremely small number that was written next to it.
This would later be the cause for the Adventurer Guild to get another non-official clan called the 「Renchan Fan Club 」which would always have a conflict with the 「Voluptuous Peach Lovers 」clan, but this is not something that anybody would know as of yet.
「Those stupid idiots! Finally some peace and quiet after they left. 」
To the back of Larrit who was running away, a man of the Demon tribe spoke as if hurling curses at him. The man was a B Rank Adventurer who had the name of Noah Pazz, a.k.a. 『Lunatic』.
A couple of months ago, Joseph and Noah had a small dispute.
Joseph at that time was irritated that Yuu had disappeared from Comer without much explanation and that he did not have the power to help Yuu.
Noah who did not know about the circumstances of what happened, had a quarrel with Joseph.
Noah tried to tease Joseph with sweet words while not noticing the dangerous atmosphere brewing around Joseph.
Joseph who would usually talk back, refused to say anything and did not even spare Noah a glance.
「Oh oh. What happened to Comer’s strongest and most renowned adventurer —『Strong Arm』Joseph? Did your girlfriend run away?」
Joseph hammered a kick right into the stomach pit of Noah.
No matter what the reason was, a melee fight was what Noah desired the most.
Noah always placed second to Joseph who was considered as the Comer City's strongest adventurer. Noah had intended to use this occasion to beat Joseph and gain first place, but—
He was in turn met with a raging storm. He was thrown back as if he was a human bullet.
Noah who was of the Demon tribe while Joseph of the Human tribe— sparked a fight that did not require weapons.
It was game which did not use any form of weapons, skills, or magic.
Using his body alone, Noah received a huge shock from losing to a simple fist.
Noah returned broken-hearted and hit his wife unreasonably. The angry wife took their child and went back to her parents’ home.
In a world dominated by men which is a common place, there was a stronger tendency of male domination in the Demon tribe.
A man of the Demon tribe apologizing to his wife would be an acknowledgement of his faults. This would also be branded as a laughing stock if this was to be known to others of the Ogre tribe.
Although Noah knew that what he did was bad, Noah was unable to apologize to his wife.
Wondering if his wife was still angry and also thinking about whether his cute daughter was doing well. Various emotions were running around in Noah's head, causing quite a bout of frustration.
「Woah, its gorilla」
「Ah!?」
Noah turned his head when he heard the audible voice.
From the edge of his eyes, he could see a girl with a flight cap on her head with a pixie sitting on top of the cap.
「Stop hiding and come at me! Who do think I am?!」
Noah was emitting pressure quite more than what an average person could handle and would make one break into a retreat.
「Gorilla! 」
Climbing up on the chair and sitting on it with a plop, with a 「Un ok 」was Namari who’s staring cheekily at Noah. Momo was looking at the large body, wide-eyed at the appearance of Noah who had bright red skin.
「Who-who are you calling a gorilla?! Can't you see these gorgeous horns and this bright red skin on this handsome face?! 」
Noah then flinches, looking at Namari and Momo who were looking at him with pure eyes.
And most of all, the Magical power overflowing from Momo who was in front of him, was extraordinary.
If they were to fight, then it would be a fight to the death.
The amount of Magical power Momo was emitting was tremendously enough to make Noah prepare for a life and death match.
「U~~n, Bright Red Gorilla!!」
「Didn't I tell you that I am not a gorilla?! More than that, what the heck is a gorilla?
Moreover, are you not scared of me? 」
Noah's appearance looks violent and has no comparison. Even the gangsters in the slums were not as brutal as how Noah looked.
People would avoid him when he walked on the road.
A child would start crying as soon as it saw the face of Noah.
People would get scared at his evil looking face and hide in a corner of the street.
「 Why? Is it strange~~」
Namari faces Momo, sitting at the opposite table and tilting their head to each other.
「O,oi. Isn't that the kid who is with Yuu? What she doing with that ogre?」
A group of adventurers watching Noah and Namari talking were wondering if it was really fine to leave them be.
Meanwhile, Noah and Namari were talking happily while Momo was proudly looking at the exchange that was happening pleasantly.
「So it’s likes that. Noah is a father, is he~~. My father is Odono-sama dazo~! He is very strong!!」
Noah said that he had children the same size as Namari. Then Namari started to speak about how strong Yuu was.
「Ge. That Noah, he actually started crying! 」
「That's true. When Namari spoke about Noah being a father, Kami who is Noah's daughter must have overlapped with the image of Namari.」
While Noah was crying with a *wanwan*, Namari said「 Fathers should not cry, dazo~」, while Momo was patting Noah's head.
That act further stimulated Noah's tear glands.
「I am sorry to have shown you a shameful thing.」
Noah's eyes were now red which made his face look even more heinous, but Namari laughed at his words.
「Is Noah strong?」
「Aa, I am plenty strong! 」
「 Are you even stronger than the gorilla that I know? 」
「Although I don't know what a gorilla is, but I definitely won't lose. We could have a match wherever you want.」
「 Really?!! 」
「aa. If that being is caught by my hands, I will take it down in one twist! 」
Namari who moved closer to the table towards Noah, was stopped by Momo who hit her on her head with plop.
At that, a voice was surprisingly heard.
「Namari, the gorilla that you’re talking about is not about me, right? 」
Joseph with a smiling face stood behind Namari.
「Gorilla! 」
「Who are you calling a gorilla?!」
「Jo-joseph...!!?」
「Ah, Noah right? Why are you and Namari together?」
Momo also spoke up that she was there as well.
And landing on Joseph's head, she started to beat him on the head with a *Pishipishi*.
「Noah is a father and is stronger than gorilla! 」
「Ou! Namari, I will definitely not lose to a gorilla like him!!」
「Ho, Hou..... Before this, do you not remember the previous time that you were beaten up? 」
A blue nerve was surfacing on Joseph’s temple.
The surrounding adventurers were already starting to bet on who would win, whilst taking a safe distance.
「At that time, I was in a bad condition. If not, I would definitely not lose to a gorilla like you!!」
「It seems that you have a death wish.」
Joseph's fighting spirit was completely overlapping and was making Noah struggle.
「You can do it~! 」
「Of course! 」
Noah, who was supported by Namari's words, hit Joseph in the face.
It was the fists of the Ogre people which surpassed the physical capabilities of humans by a large margin.
Although it would have been a death blow to an average person, Noah was unable to throw his fist any further and his fist was caught in Joseph's face.
In contrast, Joseph who was injured and had blood running from his mouth was laughing which surprised Noah.
「That's a good one. You red gorilla! 」
Joseph immediately returns a strike to Noah's face with his fist.
*Pushu*
And immediately after, bright red blood spews from Noah's face.
But still, while in pain, Noah faced Joseph in the same way and was laughing.
Namari was watching.
He could not lose.
It was a fierce fight between two men— no, between two gorilllike men.
Joseph and Noah hit each other alternatingly as if pre-arranged.
A cheer was released from the surrounding adventurers every time they traded a blow.
It was a fist fight between a B-rank adventurer and Comer City’s strongest adventurer.
Anyone would pay money to watch this show.
Seeing such a fight happening for free, those who were watching in that place could be said to be really lucky.
Barbara, the second floor receptionist who noticed the uproar raging, tried to stop it, but the cheers from the surroundings blocked out her voice.
「Waa. Momo, who do you think will win? 」
Momo was lying on the head of Namari who was trying to block her ears from the cheering voices.
「Namari, let's go.」
「A, Odono-sama. Look at that! Gorilla and gorilla are fighting. Who do you think will win? 」
Yuu who had finished his errands had come to pick up Namari, and then looked around at the crowd where cheers were overflowing.
Momo lying on the head of Namari's, looked at Yuu's figure and immediately flew into Yuu's flying cap.
「Namari, the man with the red skin is of the Ogre tribe, so it’s actually a fight between Ogre and the Gorilla.」
When Yuu explained so, Namari murmured with a 「so it's like that.」.
Marifa who was beside of Yuu warned that children should not look at such things.
Yuu and the gang started to descend to the first floor, when a shouting voice came calling out from Joseph 「Who are you calling a gorilla?! Wait, where are you guys going? For now I'm going to beat this Red Gorilla! 」and so he turned away, while Yuu and the gang left without turning back.
「Damn it! This red gorilla! I’ll take care of y---ah? Noah you bastard, where the heck did you go? 」
Noah who was fighting with Joseph had disappeared as soon as Namari left.
It was meaningless for him to win against Joseph unless Namari was watching.
And they were left with a poor goril— Joseph and the adventurers who had made a bet.
And also to not miss such a simple thing, Edda who had heard the fuss going on was standing in front of the stairs with a smile.
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In a village area around 30 kilometers north of the city of Comer, in that village, inside an inn, within a room which could not be in any ways regarded as fine, was Francois Arunaldi.
It was Francois who had served unconditionally, holding an appearance that had changed to that of an ordinary person from his usual appearance as a civil official.
「I have been waiting.」
The door of the room was opened, and the one who entered was Nina.
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