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Yeh, little dough is back with his good friend Bai Gun Gun:) If you don’t know, he is the unborn son of Dong Hua & Feng Jiu. As usual, we’ve an adorable Dijun who provides much of the laughter:P
One
If the male leads invite the female leads to dance.
Yan Song: “I don’t know how to dance, teacher Qin. I will step on your feet.”
Qin Mo: “It does not matter, Song Song. We have always coordinated well together.”
Bai Qian: “I don’t know how to dance, Ye Hua. I will step on your feet. ”
Ye Hua:” Qian Qian, don’t look at the ground. Just look at me and it will be alright.”
Feng Jiu:” I don’t know how to dance, Dijun. I will step on your feet. ”
Dong Hua:”If you dare to step on me, I will step back.”
Feng Jiu: “…”
Two
Bai Qian: “Ye Hua, my singing does not sound good.”
Ye Hua: “It is fine Qian Qian, my singing is also not nice.”
Ye Zhen: “Mu Yan, my singing does not sound good.”
Mu Yan: “It is fine A Fu, my singing is also not nice.”
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, my singing does not sound good.”
Dong Hua: “Oh? Sing a song for me to listen.”
Three
How the male leads usually take liberties with the female leads.
Ye Hua (smiling): “Qian Qian, come here.”
Qin Mo (smiling): “Qin Lang will not be home tonight.”
Mu Yan (smiling): “I heard you have put on weight? Let me measure.”
Dong Hua (looking at Feng Jiu and contemplating): “Why don’t you change into a fox to let me play play.”
(Dijun, don’t think you can successfully find love in this lifetime ……)
Four
Finally, the year-end exam is around the corner. Kids, what are your wishes before the exam?
Qin Lang: “Godfather, if I get more than 80 marks in my language test, please get Zheng Ming Ming to marry me.”
Su Chen: “Father, if I come out top in my class, please allow me to return xiao huang (tiger) back to you.”
Little dough: “Mummy, if I come out top in my class, can I sleep with you tonight?”
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, help me to sit for the Buddhism religion exam on my behalf tomorrow!”
Five
How the little kids try to get what they want from their fathers.
Little dough: “Father lord, can you give mummy to be tonight ah?”
Ye Hua (raise his eyebrows and remain silent)
Little dough: “I beg you, father lord. I know father lord is the most understanding immortal in the universe!”
Little dough (tearful): “Only for a night ~ ~ ~ ~ ~”
Ye Hua: “Ok, one night only.”
Little dough (rush to give a kiss): “I know father lord is the best.”
Su Chen: “Father emperor.”
Mu Yan: “What do you want?”
Su Chen (grasp and shake Mu Yan’s clothing): “Can I give xiao huang (tiger) to you today?”
Mu Yan: “…”
Yan Lang (eager): “Godfather, godfather! ~ ~ ~”
Qin Mo (unhappy): “I have already told you many times I am your biological father so call me dad.”
Yan Lang: “Oh, dad, can I ask you for something ~ ~?”
Qin Mo (still unhappy):”Ok.”
Yan Lang: “If I get more than 80 marks in my language test, please get Zheng Ming Ming to marry me.”
Qin Mo: ” ……”
Bai Gun Gun: “Father lord.”
Dong Hua doesn’t pay any attention to him.
Bai Gun Gun (watery eyes): “Father lord, can I sleep together with mummy tonight?”
Dong Hua (put away the fishing rod): “You want to go to Mount Kunlun?”
You ask me what happened to Bai Gun Gun later. He cried:(
Six
Little dough: “Father lord, I will let you have mummy on Father’s Day. I am very filial, right?”
Lang Lang: “I will grant you permission to elope with mummy on Father’s Day. I am very filial, right?”
Su Chen: “I will help you to look after xiao huang on Father’s Day. I am very filial, right?”
Bai Gun Gun: “Father’s Day? I will eat the fish you burned. I am very filial, right?”
Seven
World Book Day, what books are the kids reading?
Little dough (surprise): “Is today a festive day ah? So, will there be school holiday?”
Yan Lang (surprise): “Is today a festive day ah? So, will there be school holiday?”
Child Feng Jiu (surprise): “Is today a festive day ah? Yeh, can skip school!”
Eight
World Book Day, what books are the male leads reading?
Su Heng (without looking up): “Accounts book.”
Yung Yuan (without looking up): “Accounts book.”
Ye Hua (without looking up): the “Accounts book.”
Mu Yan (without looking up): “Accounts book.”
Dong Hua (without looking up): “Recipes.”
Nine
When the same issue has two different views.
Ye Hua: “Qian Qian’s view is my view.”
Mu Yan: “A Fu’s view is my view.”
Lian Song: “Cheng Yu’s view is my view. ”
Dong Hua: “My view is Xiao Bai’s view.”
Ten
When the female leads are doing embroidery.
Ye Hua: “Qian Qian, be careful, don’t prick your hands.”
Mu Yan: “A Fu, leave these kind of activity for the palace maids to do.”
Lian Song: “After finishing, give me as a gift!”
Cheng Yu: “I am going to embroider my undergarment. if you want it then I will give it to you.”
Lian Song: “Hehe, hehe, I cannot afford it.”
Cheng Yu (grin): “It is okay, I am very generous.”
Feng Jiu: “Dijun. . . . I am doing embroidery.”
Dong Hua: “Oh?”
Feng Jiu (shy): “. . . I plan to embroider a mandarin duck pillow.”
Dong Hua: “Oh, after you have finished with the embroidery, quickly go and cook.”