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This is for those who are suffering from the drama withdrawal syndrome lol. I think the next update will be after the broadcast of The Pillow Book drama 😛 Tang Qi is busy writing Lotus Step which is Lian Song’s story. Only a few chapters have been released. After that, she will continue with Mo Yuan’s story in Bodhi Fate (also only a few chapters have been released). Be patient. As far as I know the author has a good full time job so writing is only her part-time job. Also, it takes a long time to write a good novel as you need to go through many drafts to perfect it. Let’s hope she will take the time to write a good novel and not copy other people’s work.
It is not easy to compile specials where Feng Jiu has the upper hand as all of you know our Dijun has a higher IQ than Feng Jiu and always manages to gain the upper hand 😛 Thank you to hamster for contributing number six.
One
One day, Feng Jiu slept until quite late in the morning before waking up. She felt hungry and went to look for Dong Hua.
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, I just dreamed of you.”
Dong Hua moved his line of vision from the Buddhist scripture to Feng Jiu, to motion to her to continue.
Feng Jiu: “I was hungry so you said you will roast yourself for me to eat.”
Dong Hua: “….”
Feng Jiu: “But you stabbed your skin three inches deep with a knife yet there was no meat. Wah, you have such thick skin!”
Dong Hua: “…..”
Feng Jiu: “……”
Dong Hua: “Do you still want to eat me now? ”
Two
In Aranya’s Dream
Feng Jiu: “Don’t want … don’t want …”
Dong Hua’s hand lovingly stroked Feng Jiu’s furrowed brows, “Don’t be afraid Xiao Bai, I am here.”
Feng Jiu: “Don’t want! Don’t want … don’t want to eat sweet and sour fish.”
Dong Hua: “……”
Three
Surprisingly, today was Dong Hua Dijun’s birthday. Feng Jiu eagerly went to look for him: “What do you want to eat today? I’ll cook anything I can provide for you.”
Dong Hua: “Then I eat you.”
Feng Jiu: ……
In the evening, when Dong Hua was passing by Tai Chen Palace, he discovered Feng Jiu was struggling to run around the palace ground. After watching quietly for a long time, Dong Hua could not help but ask: “What are you doing?”
Feng Jiu: “I am heating up your dish ah ~”
Dong Hua: …….
Four
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, I’m thinking about a matter.”
Feng Jiu: “Anything that you have to think about must be related to Buddhism which I mostly do not understand. So, why are you telling me this?”
Dong Hua: “How old do you think I am?”
Feng Jiu: “…… Dijun, I don’t think anyone in the whole universe knows your age. . . Because you are really … old until … old until …”
Dong Hua: “Old until what?”
Feng Jiu: “Old until … a little young!”
Dong Hua: “…..”
Five
Today, Tianjun’s little royal great grandson was thinking about a very serious problem. Because he heard that his only cousin will marry Dong Hua Dijun. He scratched his head and naively asked Ye Hua Jun: “Father Jun, you said when you were young, you called Dong Hua Dijun uncle. Is it true?”
Ye Hua raised his head from a foot high of suriko: “Yes.”
Little dough walked slowly to Bai Qian’s side and asked: “Sister Feng Jiu really wants to marry Dong Hua Dijun?”
Bai Qian raised her head from a foot high of novels and replied: “Yes.”
Little dough went out and squatted on a stone at the entrance of Xiwu Palace. He used his fingers to count. Dong Hua Dijun is father’s and mother’s uncle, meaning his grandfather. This also means sister Feng Jiu will be marrying his grandfather ……. …….. @ # ¥% …… & *% ¥ # @
Feng Jiu and Dong Hua were passing by and saw a confused looking little dough in front of Xiwu Palace.
Feng Jiu happily walked over: “Little dough, what are you counting?”
Little dough said loudly: “Alas, sister Feng Jiu, I understand. After you’ve married grandfather Dong Hua, you will be my cousin, as well as my grandmother. You are mother’s niece, as well as her aunt. Cousin, why the relationship in our family is so messy ah?”
Feng Jiu: “……”
She raised her head to look at the sky and said: “Because your grandfather Dong Hua accidentally forgets to die, lives a little too long.”
Dong Hua: “……”
Six*Would you like me?*
“I heard you like fluffy furry things?” “………..” “I heard you like mighty things?” “Do I look mighty or not?”“…………”
Seven
Dong Hua: “I am going to descend to the immortal world for some time. Don’t cause any trouble when I’m not around.” Feng Jiu: “How can I? Don’t worry! Oh, by the way, how long will you be gone?” Dong Hua: “I’ll be back within a hundred days.” In the end, Dong Hua came back on the second day and saw Tai Chen Palace in appalling condition. Dong Hua: “Xiao … Bai … come out …” Feng Jiu: “Di … Di … Jun, aren’t you returning within a hundred days? Today is only the second day ……” Dong Hua: “Today is within a hundred days ah! Are you complaining? Are you planning to demolish Tai Chen Palace?” Feng Jiu: “I was merely helping you to renovate, but I failed …” EightYe Hua: “My real body is a black dragon, really mighty.”
Lian Song: “My real body is a silver dragon, really dashing.”
Zhe Yan: “My real body is a phoenix, really stylish.”
Bai Qian: “My real body is a nine tailed arctic fox, really pretty.”
Feng Jiu: “My real body is a nine tailed red fox, really cute.”
Dong Hua: “. . . All of you continue to chat, I’ll go first.”
(Dijun is a stone 😛 )
Nine
On a certain day, for the first time ever, Dong Hua let Feng Jiu teach him how to cook. Feng Jiu was very upset because this was the first time she encountered someone who can boil lotus seed soup until become lotus seed cake. But she was also very pleased to be better than Dong Hua in something.
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, you also can be so stupid?”
Dong Hua: “Half of you?”
Feng Jiu: “Of course, you are not half as smart as me ah! ~ ~”
Dong Hua: “…..”
Ten
[How do they address Feng Jiu?]
Feng Jiu’s parents: Baby Feng – –
Migu: Hey Yo Hello ~ my little brat.
Bai Qian: “Xiao Jiu ah ~”
Ye Hua: “Whatever Qian Qian calls, I will follow.”
Cheng Yu (happily): “Godmother!”
Lian Song (bitterly forced): “Godmother. . . ”
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, any objection?”
Little dough: “Cousin, sister, sister Feng Jiu, dear sister Feng Jiu, my most beloved sister Feng Jiu!”
Feng Jiu (happily): “Little dough, you are so well-behaved. I also like you ~”
Dong Hua (looking gloomy): “Little dough, you go back and copy this Buddhist scriptures ten times for me.”
Little dough (grievance): “Sister Feng Jiu. . . ”
Feng Jiu (pushed the Buddhist scriptures away): “Copy yourself. Come little dough, I’ll make you something to eat ~”
Little dough (excited): “Good eh! Let’s go ~”
Dong Hua: “…..”