Chapter 61
“Did you go get changed or fight?!”
It was actually quite flattering to call what Li Nai was wearing “sportswear” .
To tell the truth, it shouldn’t be called clothes at all . It was more of “junk” .
“It’s a fashion to dress this way in this city . It’s a wild style with some tatters and dirtiness!”
“I think it’s a beggar style . ”
Or a dying-beggar style?
She looked like a dying fellow, anyway .
The sportswear jacket had no zipper, and the lower hem was irregularly jagged as if it had been chewed by a dog . Meanwhile, there were large patches of red blood on both sides of her chest . And the shorts that were supposed to be half-length pants looked like hot pants because of holes everywhere .
“Then again, people in this city are all dressed in ragged clothes . Is it really a fashion?”
No, no, no . You thought too much, Moe Bing . What hell fashion was this?
Even primitive people wouldn’t regard this as a fashion .
Although there were so-called beggar costumes, this didn’t belong to that category at all . They were just discarded clothes that could only go into the shredder .
“Well, how should I put it? It is actually for the sake of convenience rather than fashion . You see, it is really troublesome for ordinary zombies to put on and take off clothes . And if it is ordinary clean clothes, they have to be cleaned when they gets dirty . Therefore, we might as well wear clothes that look dirty from the very beginning . When they become too dirty to wear, we could just throw them away . ”
“That makes sense . ”
This was the same reason why I preferred wearing blackish clothes and socks .
White clothes was always easy to get dirty . However, for black outfits, even if I rolled on the ground, it wouldn’t change much as soon as I got up and patted away the dust .
“After all, half-awakened zombies tend to half open their mouths and couldn’t stop saliva from dribbling down . Although they try their utmost to hunch their backs so that the saliva does not drip on their clothes, accidents will inevitably happen . ”
I recalled the scenes of the walking dead and zombies I saw on the way here . Indeed, most of them had their mouths half open . Anyway, their face would definitely become like that if they kept communicating in ‘Ah-Language’ .
“However, after I get used to these clothes, I find them surprisingly convenient! Moreover, it is also very cool in summer . ”
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“But this costume is . . . too shameless . ”
Yu Hui disagreed since she didn’t like this kind of highly skimpy clothes .
“Oh, well . Until two years ago, I had also been in a half awakened state and used to wander in the street with open mouth and blank eyes . Back then, the clothes I wore were even more revealing! Ah, they didn’t count as clothes at all . They were at most pieces of cloth . Ah ha ha! And there was still a sour smell on my body . ”
“Eww!!” x2
Only Lan Hua and I despised Li Nai with disgust written all over our faces .
The relatively reserved Moe Bing and Yu Hui didn’t have any special reactions . They just frowned slightly, while Xue Qing didn’t care at all .
“Ah, but the clothes I’m wearing now don’t have any sour smell . Instead, they are quite fragrant . These things that look like bloodstains on my clothes are effects of special dyes when they were made . You can’t even wash them off . “
“Stains that can’t be washed off are really annoying . . . But if it were another kind of stain, it would be great to keep it . . . ”
While speaking, Lan Hua suddenly turned her head and stared at me weirdly . Was she scheming something in her mind?
What did ‘another kind of stain’ refer to anyway? Why were you slowly looking downwards? Where exactly did you want to look? You pervert!
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“The seemingly worn parts of the lower hem of the clothes are also sewn up after being curled, so they won’t split easily . ”
“What!”
Were the seemingly ragged parts actually the most exquisitely made!
“More than that, the clothes are made of moisture-absorbing and warm materials, so they are cool to wear in summer and warm in winter . Besides, they won’t be easily ignited by an open fire . So, they are quite endurable!”
“Meaninglessly high functional Zombie clothes!”
Couldn’t agree with it more .
Although very reluctant to admit, I found that Lan Hua and I were quite in tune today .
Since they were disposable clothes that would be directly thrown away without being washed, there was totally no need to make them so delicate!
“Humph, this is not where it shines . Most importantly, the red pigments on my dress were painted by the famous abstractionist oil painting master, Johnnyhan . One piece can sell for about 200,000 yuan . ”
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“And a sky-high price!”
Except for the extremely poor appearance, this piece of clothes had both performative and artistic values!
“Well, monitor, your underwear isn’t also . . . ”
Lan Hua moved her gaze downwards again . This fellow was veritably an obsessive pervert who was always obsessed with the lower body part .
“Huh? Of course, my underwear goes with my clothes . Do you want to see it?”
She had no sense of shame at all .
Would ordinary girls show their underwear to others so casually . . .
“Humph, the underwear I am wearing today is really hot! Since you are so desperate to see it, I will show my mercy and give you a chance to appreciate it once!”
While speaking, Li Nai stood up from the cross-legged sitting position and then inserted her thumbs into the edge of the sport pants . While bowing forward, she pulled down her pants… Huh huh huh? ! Was she seriously planning to take it off!
I thought she was going to take a piece out of the closet to show us, but it turned out to be the one she was wearing!