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The first encounter between humankind and the intelligent being, Valgus (ăă°ăč), is recorded at Year 1254 of the Imperial Calendar, in the human-inhabited planet, Vesta, of Arcturus star system.
Vesta is an agricultural colony planet with low population; itâs a planet without garrison fleet, equipped only with the barest minimum of defense facilities.
Vesta was visited by six vessels war fleet through warp out, its capital city attacked from the orbit satellite, all resistance seized upon the landing of the battleships, and it was fallen.
The inhabitants with weapon-like non-weaponry were trampled, all 200,000 of human lives perished without any men, women, nor children spared.
The worst situation was the fact that Valgus loved human meat.
After tens of days, the Imperial Fleet hastened to provide aid in response to the FTL[1]Â communication from Vestaâs inhabitants and exterminated all the Valgus in Vesta. However, there was not a single survivor remaining.
The Imperial Fleet was shaken when they saw the image recorded in the surveillance system. It was undoubtedly a hell on earth.
Afterwards, humankind and Valgus entered an aggression period for more than a millenia.
Now, in the Year 2258 of Imperial Calendar, the space battleship Iris Conrad of the Human Galactic Empireâs Imperial Star Fleet departed the home port to undertake the long term exploration duty, which had gone for more than two years already.
The purpose of the exploration was, obviously, to fulfill the dearest wish of humankind, finding the mother planet of the humankindâs enemy, Valgus.
Currently, it was in the middle of navigating through hyperspace, to warp out in a stabilized space, doing the endless mapping task of the exploration duty.
Alan Corinth, a first lieutenant officer of the Imperial Star Fleet, was currently in the center of Iris Conrad, the Clean Room of the Mainframe, performing the substitution of CPU module.
It was a substitute operation to accept the connection as there was a possibility of malfunction in the lot inside the CPU module, which sent a FTL communication when warping out the day before.
Iris, the space battleshipâs AI, was monitoring the first lieutenantâs operation.
While traveling in the hyperspace, most of the crews are in cold sleep. There are not that many tasks to do, so theyâre in a leisure situation.
The fundamental program of Iris, in this kind of circumstance, made recommendations according to its study of human through observation, comprehending the humanâs behavioral psychology.
Alan Corinth
First Lieutenant of Imperial Star Fleet
Battleship Iris Conrad Affiliated Space Marine  First Platoon Information Officer
25 Years Old
Originated from Lancel, Trader star system
After compulsory education, entered and graduated from 1032th Starfleet Academy
Three years on duty in [Lao II] Star-class Heavy Cruiser
For the new battleship [Iris Conrad]âs space marine company, he changed assignments
Two years on duty in the same battleship
His height is 175cm, his weight is 70kg, his body type is splendidly well built, befitting a space marine. A white male that makes up 50% of humankind, with blonde hair and grey eyes. Possessed a refined-looking face.
That refined-looking face is judged by the face evaluation software developed by Iris, with [B++] value, right in the middle of the spectrum. Face evaluation software is developed by Iris in absolute secrecy in order to study humanâs behaviorism.
Iris doesnât understand the beauty or ugly value for human. Therefore, it created the database reference from the public evaluation of people who appeared in the media and two millions of photos to turn into a software that will estimate a faceâs value.
The lieutenantâs work is thorough and reliable. Irisâ total estimated value put him high among humans with [] overall score.
âHowever, is it all right, Miss Conrad? Someone like me, working in this kind of place. If Iâm not mistaken, I have a feeling that not having a crew with higher qualification than lieutenant commander on board is problematic.â
The partner I talked to was the shipâs Mainframe AI. Her name is the same as the battleship, Iris Conrad. As the customary honor token bestowed upon accomplished captain, the battleship AI wouldnât allow any impolite retorts, even from a first lieutenant like me.
Actually, I wasnât a legitimate crew of this battleship; I was a data processing officer who rode together with the crew, so I didnât have the qualifications to enter this room to begin with.
âWhat other choice do I have? There are only six people with the qualification to do this operation. Four of them are in the cold sleep. The other awake person beside you isnât fit to do this kind of work, as you have already known,â Iris said.
Like she said, the other man who had the qualification, Major Amato, is a giant with almost two meters stature that prevents him from easily operating inside this small space of the Clean Room.
At any rate, the operation requires the officer to enter the clean room through weak passages on the walls which are only 1 meter in diameter, then devotedly exchange the over capacity inner modules of the CPU with designated substitute.
The female officer being shown in the corner of the virtual window is, of course, not a real human being. Itâs an imitation of a female officer whose name is recorded in the annals of history. Ten years ago, that female officer became the hero of Tau Vegas 2 star system.
She was the imperial fleetâs hero, who, in order to gain enough time to let 20,000 inhabitants of a colony planet flee from an assault from multiple Valgus fleet, resisted with merely a single heavy cruiser starship, having her arm devoured by the Valgus in a hand-to-hand combat, earning that time, and finally perished in self suicide bomb.
In the imperial army, there is a custom to name a military vessel with the name of an officer who did a meritorious deed. This battleship is named after the hero Commodore Iris Conrad; the AIâs avatar also imitated Commodore Iris Conrad.
âI see now; will do. Only a single part remaining to substitute. Anyhow, what about the lot of bad parts exchanged with with these substitutes for the CPU module?â
âWho knows? Perhaps they are to be disposed or collected and handed over for inspection. What are you thinking of, Lieutenant?â
âNah. I was just thinking, isnât it better to put them into effective practical use instead.â
âAnd how are you planning to put those things into practical use? Without the main frame, I donât think they can be used at all, though?â
âNo, no, no, Miss Conrad. There are ways to use them, you know? Actually, thereâs also one thatâs related to the topic of my research.â
Anyhow, the value of a single part of the CPU module is way more than my annual income. Itâs impossible that they wonât have any other effective practical use.
In the long hyperspace travel, aside from those in the cold sleep, the engineering officers still had to do our research duty. Calling it research didnât mean that I was a real researcher; it was just training so that my skills wouldnât be dulled no matter how someone called it.
Iris accessed Alanâs topic of research in an instant.
âVirtual Reality in Standalone Environmentâ was the title. The content, literally, was a practicality study of implementing VR in a standalone environment. Hypothetically, it could use the CPU modules.
For Iris, the meaning wasnât clear. Because, was there anything to fuss about, if the module could be used by the Mainframe instead of VR?
âI went through your research topic, but I couldnât determine the purpose. Why would you be particular about standalone environments? If Iâm allowed to say it, I canât stop thinking over how suspicious it is to have virtual reality as the objective.â
âTh, thatâs a misunderstanding! Captain, you hurt me! Whatever the case might be, the ability to access the Mainframe is the humankindâs arrogance. VR implementation, in cases of emergency when the Mainframe cannot be accessed, will become the humankindâs insurance.â
I was flustered when she mercilessly stabbed to the core.
âWell, I will think about it when the disposal command comes.â
âPlease do, Captain. My researchâs outcome will be determined by whether I can obtain the Module or not. âŠâŠ.Yosh! With this, the CPU module exchange is completed.â
I finished the exchange operation of 64 CPU Module parts.
The moment I removed myself from the maintenance passage inside the clean room, the wall approached all of a sudden, making me lose my consciousness.
ââŠLieutenant! âŠâŠLieutenant⊠rintâŠ! Lieutenant Alan Corinth!â
Being called by such a loud voice returned my consciousness.
âNo, Iâm awake!â
Without any understanding of the circumstance, I responded with unclear reply.
âIâm glad, Lieutenant. I didnât know what to do if you didnât regain your consciousness.â
At that time, I realized that there were blood all over my body. The blotches were already dry and crusty. Moreover, I was floating without any gravitational pull at all.
âWhoa! Whatâs this!? âŠâŠ.What just happened?!â
It seems that my head wounds had already been healed by nanoms.
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Nanom is an abbreviation of nanomachines that coexisted and nurtured any space marine inside their body.
Itâs a machine so minuscule that it can only be seen through electron microscope, a separate entity that cannot do anything on its own. Itâs nasty, but the machine functions through an aggregation of more than a hundred billion units.
Its features are:
AI function
Body monitor
Medical careă»Restoration function
Perfect access to the five senses
Short distance communication function
Other functions as a multisystem variety
They cannot be made through ordinary human food; rare metals are thus essential.
ââââââ
âWe received an attack in the middle of hyperspace travel.
I failed to comprehend the means of the attack. Iâm certain that when being in the middle of a hyperspace navigation, the body of this ship wonât be able to be completely seen in the first place.
Being attacked in that kind of circumstance, is something that I fail to reconstruct.â
âIs it Valgus!?â
âNo, the probability of that should be nonexistent. Their technology shouldnât be able to achieve that kind of attack by any means.
For the time being, this ship received serious damage from that attack. Warp out navigation is currently unavailable.
Thatâs not all. The attacks are launched from three sides.
Other than that, the bridge area, the engine section, the first cold sleep chamber, the second cold sleep chamber, the communication section, and the gravitation control section are all destroyed.â
I didnât know what kind of attack that just happened, but from 12-meter diameter laser exposure had pierced through the battleship from all four directions.
It made me go speechless.
To damage a galaxy-ranked battleship to this extent, it has no precedence in fifty years.
The cold sleep chambers were both destroyed, too!? Then, how about the crews? All of the unit members?
âAre there any survivor!?â
In the middle of hyperspace navigation, there would be 50 out of 1,200 people who stayed awake.
âThere is no survivor aside from you. Just now, the survivor in the dining room, Lieutenant Ausilio, had drawn his last breath.â
âNo way! Then, the ship captain, vice captain, commanding officer, and all of the platoon crews, are allâŠâ
âYes, even the crews resided in the sections which werenât destroyed in the attack all suffered an instant death due to the impact of the warp out, because the gravitation control section was destroyed. This Mainframeâs clean room is the most important section of the whole ship, and thus was equipped with its own gravitation control damper. That saved your life from the impact of the attack, Lieutenant.â
I see, I only suffered this extent of the injure because I was in this roomâŠâŠ Outside this room, I should be hit against the wall due to the enormous force.
I left the maintenance passage.
âThere is another report. It is delayed for some time now, but in the current position, this ship will crash into the nearest planetary body.â
âArgh! Oh my GodâŠâ
In this vast universe, to precisely reach a planet by chance right after a warp out, itâs outrageously impossible! The likelihood is practically nonexistent!
âThe engine section isnât operating. The only way to evade the fall is only by dismantling the ship and abandoning the unnecessary sections.â
I realized that Iris had unknowingly been using honorific speech.
âThen, shall we do just that?â
âTo do that, a direct command from a top ranked officer such as the battleship captain, as well as a state of emergency declaration, are necessary.â
âBut, the captain isâŠâ
âAccording to the Imperial Starfleet Military Rules, 12th Article, 3rd Paragraph, Point C: Lieutenant Alan Corinth is recognized to qualify as the ship captain.â
âNo way!â
The captain of galaxy-ranked battleship is at least a commodore. Itâs impossible to suddenly promote a space soldier first lieutenant officer into a commodore.
However, in this ship thereâs no other survivor remaining. Itâs probably the only option left. Itâs for the sake of issuing the command at this time.
âFor that sake, itâs necessary to receive the high ranking education. This is the Military Rule.â
The high ranking education, itâs a ceremonial education to study the etiquette and conduct of a high ranking officer. But still, the practical objective now is to brainwash myself to fulfill the Military Rules.
Itâs a moral teachings which began a long time ago, after a certain madman destroyed an occupied planet by himself.
Even though itâs called education, itâs nothing like receiving a training. Itâs a brainwashing thatâs being drilled into the subject through the use of nanoms and body patches. In order to drill a huge amount of information to the brain, the normal consciousness is removed.
âThereâs no time for that! âŠâŠWhat should I do?â
âPlease wear the system consoleâs body patch and stick it to your forehead, sit on the chair, and make your posture comfortable.â
A body patch appeared out of the console. I stick it to my forehead, then I sit down and lean my back on it. The moment I heard a flickering sound, I lost my consciousness.
ââŠ..th! âŠ..tain âŠrinth! Captain Corinth!â
I woke up from Irisâ call.
âIâm glad! I didnât know what to do if you didnât regain your consciousness.â
I feel the deja vu.
âHow long did I lose my consciousness?â
âUp to thirty minutes. Moreover, captain, thereâs no need to use honorific speech with me.â
âUnderstood. Then letâs begin now.
I am the battleshipâs captain. Confirm it.â
âIt is confirmed. Removing the drug from the body patch, the stable mental condition are confirmed.â
âWith the authority bestowed by the battleshipâs jurisdiction, I hereby declare the state of emergency.â
Continued.
âI command the Iris Conrad battleship to take all the necessary measures to preserve the the battleship and military strength.
This is captainâs order. Its priority takes precedence over all the other rules.â
I did it! It was the first time I ever declared something so cool. Oh, no, no, it was even my first time hearing it. Receiving the high rank education was really different as expected.
Actually, Iris showed the subtitle through the nanoms in the virtual windows, and I simply read that.
A long time ago, I only felt, âSo cool! As expected from a high rank officer!â when the ship captain or a high rank officer issued a command, but they should be reading the subtitles as well. Please return my admiration.
âAye, Sir. Iâve received the command,â said Iris with a standardized reply.
âYosh, with this the ship can start the restoration.â
âActually, the ship captain has to escape through an escape pod as soon as possible.â
âHuuuh!? What are you saying?â
âThe connection with the life support section is broken. Outside this computer room, the airtightness has been lost. Thereâs no oxygen left in this room either.â
After being told that, I tried to see if I would have troubles breathing or not.
âStill, even if I escape, is there any breathable air in this planetâs atmosphere?â
âThrough optical spectrum analysis, there is a 93% probability of breathable air for human in the planet.â
âAnd the remaining 7%?â
âUnknown harmful gas, virus, or parasite bugs.â
âStill, using the escape pod⊠How about the landing boat?â
âThe passage to hangar section is blocked. Moreover, all the communication devices and the landing boats are destroyed or heavily damaged.â
Aah, then that means I canât return to the battleship, do I?
âEven if you stay in this place, youâll only die from the lack of oxygen. Isnât it better to explore the other solutions by first escaping to that planet and return to the battleship after the reconstruction? Moreover, the probability of changing the shipâs trajectory and successful reconstruction in the current circumstance is only 54%.â
What!? I didnât think that the probability would be that low.
âUnderstoodâŠâŠ How about food supply and weapons?â
âOnly those available in the escape pod.â
I commanded the nanoms (nanomachines) and had the escape pod examined. I saw the virtual windowâs display and groaned.
M151 Pulse Rifle
A18P Laser Gun
Electromagnetic Bread Knife
Emergency Food Rations  2 weeks worth
Water  2 weeks worth
Rare metals  1 bottle (100 pills)
Blanket  2 pieces
For a space soldier like me, to be honest, those equipments have many things to be complained about. The firepower is overwhelmingly lacking. Moreover, the food and water supply is absolutely far from enough. But still, those arenât the things to say in this situation.
Thatâs right! If the food and weapons are no good, then.
âIs there any rare metals that I could bring out with me?â
The rare metals are the feed of nanoms. The supply may be locally available, but I want to skip that labour. For a space soldier, nanom is our lifeline. The more we have, the less worried we are.
âIn that case, how about bringing out the old exchanged CPU module with the ship captain? That is a mass of rare metals.â
Sheâs right. I have to disassemble it first before it can be absorbed, but I should be able to manage, somehow.
The boarding gate of the escape pod was right beside the entrance to this room. Iris opened the boarding gate for me as I loaded the CPU module. The escape pod was spacious as it was intended to be used by five people.
Thatâs right! The uniforms are also important. Itâs a primitive planet, after all. No matter how many change of clothes that I have, theyâll never be enough.
Right now, I was wearing the boiler suit to operate in the clean room. Before entering the clean room, I loaded my uniform and other spare boiler suit.
The next thing to load was⊠none.
When I tried pondering a bit, this was the Mainframeâs computer room. In this kind of place, there was no way there could be any daily living necessities.
âPreparation is complete.â
âThen, please climb into the pod.â
I obediently climbed into the pod, then wore one of the seatbealts there.
âThen, have a safe journey, Captain.â
âYeah, you too, Miss Conrad.â
The escape pod was launched towards the planet.
ââValgusââ
It is an intellectual living body similar to enlarged insects, various types have been confirmed.
The most basic type is a type that looks like a slightly elongated cockroach with eight legs, its whole upper body raised up.
It is covered with body hair and hard outer shell. It is enough for human beings to feel afraid by this alone, but in addition to it, it is extremely filthy, greedy and has various kinds of parasites in their bodies.
It is cruel and has a far higher fighting ability than human beings, but it wonât respond to a bare handed battle.
However, after over a thousand years of war, the human race continues to strive to close the gap. Now, in order to successfully raise the fighting ability, itâs necessary to bring the battle into a place where a battle can be fought with bare hands.
Valgus also has a hyperspace navigation technology, but the empireâs technology is several steps ahead.
The terrifying part of Valgus is in its sheer number of quantity. The colonized planets of which being aimed by Valgus will receive one attack after another from the Valgus fleet.
Expertsâ analysis showed that the ratio between human and Valgus is 1:6.
However, in the discovered Valgus colony, they donât seem to have any special productivity. The number of discovered Valgus colony doesnât seem to have a great difference with human beings.
For that reason, thereâs an influential theory that there is a Valgus mother planet with large-scale breeding and production. If it can be discovered and exterminated, it is possible to bring the end of this long war.
Credits:Â
The entire entry of the Valgus is edited from Google Translate. I know, Iâm ashamed. o)â(Footnotes:
1. FTL: Faster Than Light.â©
Isecaiâs Notes:
Since itâs tagged SF and I normally put science fiction at an armâs length, if thereâs any suggestion feel free to type it up hahaha. ORZ.
Anyhow, Iâve been seeing this title for some time. Itâs a considerably new series (first chapter posted in August 2017), but itâs stabilizing itself on the top of Cooking tag in syosetu.
Valgus is chosen as the name of the alien since it sounds more menacing than Bagus which is the literal transcription of the katakana lol
Also itâs random but yes, I intentionally made a food related abbreviation of the series title: SOBA! (If you want to be nitpicky with English version, I suppose the title should be The Starship Officer Becomes (An) Adventurer, turning it into TSOBAA. Oh well.)
There are terms which could have been more familiar, like Cold Sleep vs cryonic hibernation or something, but I figure Iâd like to keep the LN flavor of this story. Thus, I stick with the romanized version of the katakana terms that the author used.
I translated this in, like, a weekâŠ? There are so many kanjis and different structures to the sentences that I had to recheck every sentence lmao. Maybe Iâll get used to to it. Maybe not. Let me cry.
There are still so many contexts that I still cannot grasp, so Iâll probably revisit this chapter in the future. Definitely.
Thanks for reading my rants, lol.
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