“The Child’s Father” had sustained an injury gloriously on the account that a hero saves the beauty.
When the policeman came to take away the gangster Uncle, a handcuff was put on his hands and because he was still reluctant to part with me, he would turn around with every step he took, looked at me tearfully and said: “Little Girl, remember to come to the police station and help me to appeal for justice ah—”
After he said that, I was being despised by everyone on the spot including the policeman Uncle also start to suspect if I was his accomplice. With great difficulty I tried to explain clearly the situation and to persuade patiently the onlookers to leave.
There wasn’t enough time for me to take a breather and I’d heard from my back a certain someone said: “It’s bleeding.”
I turned around and found out that the great and handsome VP Ren was holding his blood-bathed arm.
When we reached the hospital, he went to get a stitch for his wound and it took four stitches to wrap up the wound and it’s already evening when everything done up.
Ren Han rejected the warm invitation from the doctor and nurse to stay in the hospital. He got himself a tetanus injection and insisted on going home.
And of course, as the main culprit of this incident, I didn’t dare to neglect him so I willingly followed him back to his home.
When we reached home, I was shocked by how gorgeous Ren Iceberg’s house was.
Princess Loli pink drop curtain, light blue fantasy wallpaper, cute bear-shaped sofa, heart-shaped pillow and large Teddy Bear toy.
Looking at the big and small teddy bears in the living room, I finally understood why Ren Han liked Ultraman so much during his first visit to my house.
As a Teddy Bear copycat, Ultraman has been well-liked by Ren Iceberg because of its unique cute temperament and hairy round head.
Ren Han, you’re indeed a weird uncle.
I kept quiet, but in the end I gathered some courage to followed after the weird uncle entering the house, “VP Ren, since you’re at home now, then take a rest, I—”
“I’m hungry.”
I haven’t say these three words “I’m going home”, Ren Han had said it before me.
Since he was injured, Ren Han didn’t say much words, don’t know is it because he’s bleeding or want to save energy.
And at this moment, after spitting out these two words, Ren Han went straight into the room, ignoring my rigid existence.
“VP Ren—” I didn’t continue saying because at the same time I didn’t know how to phrase it.
When Ren Han heard me, he slightly paused his step, turned around and said: “Bai Ning, don’t tell me you don’t know how to cook.”
Afterwards, he walked straight into the bedroom and shut the door, leaving me alone to stand among so many Teddy Bears and feeling helpless.
I really don’t know how to cook ah….
After 1 hour and 8 minutes of hard work, I finally finished making 3 dishes and 1 soup.
I lingered around Ren Han’s bedroom door for a long time before I knocked on the door.
Shortly after, I heard the rustling sound of curtains from inside the room.
In no time, the door opened, the great VP Ren with a sleepy look said, “Is the meal ready?”
I nodded my head, and found out that Ren Han the weird uncle’s bedroom was much more normal than the living room.
Other than a gorgeous black big bed, study table, wardrobe and computer, there’s no other extra furniture.
The whole bedroom is clean and neat. Moreover the wall’s as white as an abstinence faction.
This whole bedroom seems totally different from the living room.
Right in my bewildering moment, I heard Ren Han’s cold voice from the dining room, “Bai Ning, come here.”
I eagerly ran over and saw Ren Iceberg’s gaze was focusing at the food on the table.
I couldn’t help but to take a step backward and swallow my saliva.
Ren Han picked up the chopsticks and knocked it on the soup bowl and asked: “What is this?”
“Tomato egg soup.”
“What about this?”
“Tomato scrambled eggs …”
“And this ?”
“Steamed eggs …”
“This one?”
“Egg omelette.”
Ren Han silently put down the chopsticks and pondered while pinching his chin.
“Bai Ning.”
“Here.”
“Does your family sell eggs?” Ren Han’s deep pupil movement indicating that the Master is holding back his anger, “Otherwise, are you laying eggs?”
I pursed my lip, feeling extremely aggrieved.
How would I know that I’ll be given with such an arduous task — to cook.
In my dictionary, indeed I only know how to make 3 kind of dishes: tomato scrambled eggs, tomato egg soup and egg omelette.
And today I was able to come out with a new trick and made a steamed egg, can be counted as beyond my normal ability.
Ren Han sighed, “You live alone, do you eat instant noodles every day?”
I looked up, “No ah.. I paid for food catering to Auntie Wang from downstairs, everyday she’ll cook for me.”
Of course, recently because deep in debt, I’d cut off my expenses and started to eat instant noodles everyday.
So I cherished very much today’s meal, I haven’t been eating rice for nearly a week!
With the addition of today’s shock, even though at this moment Ren Han staring unhappily at me, yet I still brazenly sat down and started to eat.
Ren Han looked at me for a while, probably because he had no strength so he just sighed and turned back to his room.
“Hey… VP Ren, you’re not eating anymore?”
There’s no reply, only the angry sound of door being closed once again.
I sticked my tongue, making funny face. Don’t eat, forget it… starve you to death!
This Young Miss had not been making any meal for the last two years, so many people queuing still unable to eat, yet you’ve actually gave me that look.
After dinner, when I was pondering should I inform Ren Han and leave or should I just straightaway leave quietly after washing the bowls, I heard SMS tone ringing, so I took a look at the phone:
Sender: The Giver Guo Ning
Content: Go online!
My heart thumped a beat and start to ponder whether I haven’t been obediently updating recently.
Guo Ning is the editor of BL group from Wei Feng Literature Network. Because I was deeply impressed by BL, also don’t know since when that I even started to hit the keyboard to write some insignificant self-entertaining BL novel. As the result, Lord Guo Ning appreciated it and then signed me a slavery contract.
Now suddenly I saw that The Giver Guo Ning had sent me a first ever message, I right away go to QQ using my handphone and in a split second, the QQ message tone constantly ringing.
Approximately one minute later when the handphone has emerged from the crash danger, I finally managed to open the message inbox.
Guo Nong The Giver’s Harem Group
[Guo Ning The Giver] Ladies n Gentleman, Censor striking, please immediately delete all H and adulterous movie!
[Guo Ning The Giver] This time round is not a joke, it’s for real! I’ll do inspection in the evening!
The following are the voice of complaints
Private Chat 1
[Worm specialised in eating Chrysanthemum] My dear, I heard that your network station got censored? Then what will happen to my favourite Queen Receiver Ren Han?
[Worm specialised in eating Chrysanthemum] Where are you?
[Worm specialised in eating Chrysanthemum] 😱 It’s a weekend yet you’re not around? Nerdy Girl, could it be that you went out on a date?
Private Chat 2
[Guo Ning The Giver] Xiao Ning Zi, your writing is the main target of the censor, you have to delete all the H for me, do you understand?!!!
[Guo Ning The Giver] In the evening, you’ll be the first one that I’ll check!
[Guo Ning The Giver] Where are you?
[Guo Ning The Giver] When you’re back immediately reply me.
[Guo Ning The Giver] Are you back yet?
Private Chat 3
[Dog Wow Wow] My Dear, so suffering ah!
[Dog Wow Wow] So many, how to change? French kiss also has to delete?
The message tone kept on ringing nonstop, I haven’t got the time to reply anyone but my phone had died without any integrity.
What to do? I’m totally anxious …
The place where Ren Han live is a small villa. It was located on a hillside outside the Third Ring Road. Just now when we took a cab, I had to spent a great deal of effort to persuade the driver to come up here. And now, let’s not talk about the high taxi fare, even if I can smoothly find a taxi and rush home, it would take at least one hour to reach home. At that time, supposingly Guo Ning The Giver has become totally frantic to the point that I would be sent to the Cold Palace.
What to do? On the brink of collapsing, suddenly my eyes shoot a glance at the computer at corner of the living room which was surrounded by so many Teddy Bear.
I turned my head to check at the bedroom which has no movement, that guy should be sleeping after eating medicine, right? I use his computer for a while, not too much, right?
Amitabha, let’s pray that Ren Passive’s computer has no password.
In the moonless midnight is the best time to kill a person. I took the advantage that the young pretty man Ren Han injured and his body weak so during he’s dizzily asleep, I quietly ….. connect to internet access at his house.
Nervously, I switched on the computer. No password, no indecent desktop and the classic and simple ever Windows desktop appears before me.
I also didn’t have the interest to browse through anything in the computer, just quickly clicked on QQ on the desktop. In a split second, the QQ message once again burst out.
It’s just that .. this time only one person Q me madly.
[Guo Ning The Giver] Xiao Ning Zi, quickly remove all your H chapters!
[Guo Ning The Giver] Before getting any complaint, faster!
[Guo Ning The Giver] Where are you?
[Guo Ning The Giver] Don’t you think it’s ok if you didn’t say anything, this time it’s for real, write H can get caught and send to prison!
[Guo Ning The Giver] Xiao Ning Zi, you actually dare to hide from me?
Looking at Guo Ning The Giver’s erupt expression, I started to type with a trembling hand.
[Xiao Ning Zi] I’m sorry, Editor. I was out the whole day today. Only now I’m online.
[Guo Ning The Giver] Faster go and change!
[Xiao Ning Zi] Isn’t it just censor earlier on? How come another censor? Eh, Lord Editor, did I get complaint from someone ah..?
[Guo Ning The Giver] Beat it, stop your nonsense and act obedient with me. Xiao Ning Zi, remember … you’re not allowed to write H again in the future, not even write a kiss or french kiss type! This time the censor is really serious, no more H writing - forever.
[Xiao Ning Zi] So serious?
[Guo Ning The Giver] Either your writing got locked up by me or you got caught and send to jail, choose either one yourself.
Without any choice and under Guo Ning’s threat, I obediently opened the webpage, entered the backstage and start to change chapter by chapter all the H that I’d written by burning midnight oil into ellipsis.
When I was grievingly changing and get carried away by it, suddenly from the back there’s an ice-cold voice, “What are you doing?”
I was so shocked that I nearly shouted and quickly closed the webpage. Then I slowly turned around and smiled, ” VP Ren, you’ve wake up?”
Ren Han folded his arm on the chest with that High Mighty King imposing manner, said: “Don’t give me that funny smile, I’m asking what are you doing.”
“Eh”, I blatantly told a lie without blinking my eyes, “At first I wanted to leave but I’m worried of you VP Ren, so I wanted to wait til you wake up, make sure that you’re all right then leave. Because I was too bored so I turned on the computer to go online.”
After saying that, I secretly peeked at Ren Han, there’s no other expression on him, still that Iceberg look, shouldn’t get find out, right?
Ren Han stretched his back and change the topic, “Bai Ning, cook noodle can right?
“En?”
“I’m hungry. Go and cook noodle for me, remember don’t put onions.”
The corner of my mouth twitched, this man, really treat this Young Miss as his Filipino maid? However, due to superior-subordinate relationship, today his injury was caused by me and the pros and cons process, nevertheless I went to the kitchen silently.
Half an hour later, with lots of efforts finally with a smile I came out from the kitchen holding a bowl of noodle.
The Big Master Ren who was reading a magazine took a glimpse at the bowl and finally he couldn’t help to explode.
“Bai Ning, your family really have hatred with eggs?”
“Ha? Why did you say that?”
Big Master Ren used a chopstick to pick the noodle, squinted his eyes, “Why is it fried egg noodle?”
I propped my chin and said seriously: “Because I only know how to cook fried egg noodle.”
After hearing that, Ren Han who was always steady like Mt. Tai and calm with no changing expression, finally got angered by me til his mouth crooked.
And upon seeing this, all my today’s depression and hearts trouble were gone, I was so happy that as if Japanese rose flowers were blooming on my chest.
Hardly realised that extreme joy can turn into sorrow.
In fact, I was getting closer and closer to a tragedy.
After eating noodle, Ren Han neither too fast nor too slow wiped his mouth and said the sentence that shocked me the most today: “Now that I’m full, I have the strength to sort you out.”
I acted stupid, “En? VP Ren, what did you say? Sort out the room ah …”
Ren Han interrupted me, using a finger gesture and said: “First, you’ve actually lied to the company, said the camera was robbed by the gangster, coveting the company property; Second, took this opportunity to cheat the company for sick leave; Third, insulting the company leader.”
I stalled. Alright, I admitted to the first two, but the third one, what type of groundless accusation is that?
I diverted Ren Han attention and argued strongly for what is right: “VP Ren, did you remember wrongly, when did I insult the company leader?!”
After hearing that, originally the calm and collected Ren Han pulled up his lip to smile, his smile was extremely devious, “Bai Ning, did you really think it will be alright just by closing down the webpage? Don’t you know there’s something called webpage history record?”