The color in the faces of the remaining three drained when they saw Fangzheng throw out Miao Long and the largest Da Kui like he was handling small children .
Fangzheng turned around, pressed his palms together, "Amitabha . Patrons, do you need help?"
"No, there's no need . We can leave by ourselves . " The three did not dare continue making a scene . They got up and stumbled out .
Creak .
The door closed!
Miao Long exchanged looks when they saw this play out in front of them . They looked each other in the eye and saw the embarrassment in each other's eyes . Miao Long endured the anger in his heart . He decided to first give birth to the knives before he settled this with Fangzheng! He even began planning arson!
Miao Long shouted, "Master, don't close the door . We are truly contrite and penitent . We are here to admit our wrongdoings . Master, you are benevolent . You can't just watch us die!"
"Amitabha . Patrons, it's no longer early . It's best you leave the mountain . " He then ignored the group outside the door and went straight to bed . These people were still filled with bloodlust and negative karma even after being given such punishment . Fangzheng truly could not find a reason to forgive such people .
Especially with what they had done, they had long since passed the bottom line of societal ethics . This was no longer the matter of right and wrong of a single person but a catastrophe for all of society! Fangzheng could not even convince himself to forgive such people .
There was no sound from the monastery's interior despite waiting all day .
The sky darkened and the cold winds howled . The temperature plummeted as the five blondies outside the door began chattering in the cold .
"Brother Long, what do we do? Are we just going to wait?"
"Wait? Wait my ass! He is clearly refusing to forgive us! In that case, I won't stand on ceremony either! Set fire to the monastery! Burn it down! Da Kui, block the door . No matter what happens, don't let him run out," said Miao Long .
When Da Kui heard that, he clenched his teeth, "Alright!"
"The rest of you, get some timber . There's a lot of dry grass on the mountain . Surround the monastery with timber . With such strong winds, the fire will definitely send him to his death,"
The rest answered and began busying themselves . Soon piles of dried grass were stacked outside One Finger Monastery . The quintet's bellies weren't small but the objects in their bellies were not children . Although they had to make a lot of movement, the pain was not fatal .
Fangzheng did not hear any of the rustling sounds but Lone Wolf who was lying down in his kennel heard it . He went to the door and nudged it . When he realized that he could not push the door open, he came under the bodhi tree and began whimpering .
The squirrel woke up in a dreamy state and looking at Lone Wolf, he tiptoed and looked at the situation outside the wall . He discovered that something was amiss! Therefore, the squirrel ran up to the tree's crest and saw a few people acting sneakily . It was obvious at a glance that they were up to no good . The squirrel went over the wall to take a look before rushing straight into Fangzheng's room .
"Pa!"
"Hey, you little rascal . Why did you come here to cause trouble instead of sleeping?" Fangzheng removed the shoe from his face with an angry mutter .
"Squeak . . . " The squirrel raised its claws and gestured a few times . Then, it stuck its ass up and did the motions of putting something down .
After Fangzheng heard that, he said angrily, "Those unrepentant bastards still want more? Sure thing!"
Fangzheng wore his shoes and rushed out the room . When he reached the door he laughed .
After busying themselves all day, the five blondies outside the door gathered together once again . All of them were holding their backs and heaving breathlessly .
"Brother Long, what do we do now? Are we really going to burn this place down?
"Obviously! Make way, I'll light the fire . " Miao Long took out a lighter and walked towards the grass pile . He said sinisterly, "Since you aren't letting us live well, I'll send you to your death! Go to hell, Bald Donkey!"
He did not notice that the world suddenly changed!
"Ouch . . . F**k, it's coming again . I'm going to give birth . It's coming . . . " Miao Long sat on the ground as he cried out in pain . Then exerting his strength, two knives shot out one after another . He slumped to the ground motionless . He was completely enervated .
By the side, Da Kui, Er Kui, Lu Jun, and Qi Fei fell to the ground as well while they cried out loudly .
"Da Kui, stop biting my hand! It hurts!"
"Er Kui, f**k you! Don't squeeze my balls!"
"Er Kui, f**k you! Don't squeeze my balls!"
"Qi Fei, why are you biting my feet?"
"Eugh . . . "
. . .
A few minutes later, the group sprawled miserably in the snow . They looked at the two knives lying near their crotch with tears welling in their eyes .
Da Kui said bitterly, "It's finally over . After giving birth to this, there won't be more, right?"
"Perhaps . Light the fire and leave this mountain quickly . " Miao Long crawled up once again to light the fire . The moment he took out the lighter, he cried out and slumped to the ground, holding his stomach . "Holy shit, it's here again! Is there ever an end to this!?"
"Thankfully we didn't go over . This monastery is just too odd . " Just as Da Kui's voice faded, his stomach suddenly hurt . It was the same feeling as before, ever so familiar . He was pregnant again!
The rest followed with tragic cries . They began rolling about on the ground . After an hour of pain, their bellies bulged and were depressed to realize that they would become pregnant again after some rest!
"Save me!" The quintet let out heart-wrenching cries .
Puah! Puah! Puah!
Three knives were born . The quintet was completely drenched, looking like they were scooped out of a lake . Their heads were covered in cold sweat and their faces were pale . It was tiring to even sit up, much less stand up .
"Brother Long, let's leave . I don't want to give birth again," Da Kui begged .
"I can't accept it if I don't burn that monk to death after suffering so much!" Miao Long tried to touch the lighter again, and the moment he touched it—
"F**k! It's here again!" Miao Long held his tummy as he rolled on the ground . Da Kui had a moment of realisation, "I get it . Once we sin, we will get pregnant!"
"We didn't do anything . It was all Brother Long!" shouted Er Kui .
"But we were the ones that gathered the timber . "
"But we were the ones that gathered the timber . "
The moment his voice faded, Da Kui felt his tummy ache again . He was too deep for tears as he said, "It's f**king starting again . Save me!"
. . .
About ten minutes later, Miao Long finally had a successful delivery . He turned around, "I don't believe it! I want to burn . . . "
Before Miao Long could even grab the lighter, he saw a huge foot deliver a kick at him . With a thud, he bent over .
"Da Kui, what are you doing?!" Miao Long roared .
Da Kui was infuriated as well . "You still want to f**king burn? You might not have had enough pregnancies, but we have! We no longer want this anymore! I f**king want to turn over a new leaf . I do not want to see another knife ever again . I do not want to give birth to knives anymore!"
Da Kui hobbled over and came to the side of the wall . He pushed the timber away and then headed down the mountain breathlessly . As he walked he glared at Miao Long, "Can't you tell? Once we do something bad, we will give birth to knives! I want to be a good person . "
"Save that for suckers . " Miao Long was about to touch the lighter when Er Kui hurriedly kicked him . Then, he threw away the timber he had gathered and followed Da Kui .
Qi Fei and Lu Jun exchanged looks and were unsure what to do .
Miao Long cursed, "Da Kui, Er Kui, you two ungrateful bastards!" Then, Miao Long touched the lighter once again . Qi Fei and Lu Jun did not stop him .
As Da Kui and Er Kui walked off, they suddenly heard the tragic cries behind them . The two nearly subconsciously held their bellies and braced for the pain .
But they realized that they did not feel a thing!
"Brother, it seems we are fine," said Er Kui .
Da Kui scratched his head, "Indeed, it's a result of doing evil . I guess we have forsaken darkness for the light and turned over a new leaf, so we are no longer punished . Let's leave quickly . We must draw a line with those people . We must not mix with them ever again . No, that won't do! I've decided . I'll surrender myself once I go down the mountain . I will confess all the evil deeds I have done . If not, I wouldn't feel safe . Brother, what about you?"
"Brother, I'll listen to you . We have only committed petty crimes . We should be fine . "
After the brothers had a round of discussion, they began descending the mountain .
"Brother, I'll listen to you . We have only committed petty crimes . We should be fine . "
After the brothers had a round of discussion, they began descending the mountain .
They heard someone curse out loud behind them . "Miao Long, you have fun by your f**king self! We no longer want to join you! I want to turn over a new leaf! I do not want to give birth again!"
Qi Fei and Lu June chased up to catch up to their brothers . They weren't idiots . They had given birth but Da Kui and Er Kui were fine . That made things rather obvious .
Miao Long looked at Da Kui, Er Kui and company before looking back at the lighter . He felt a little creeped out . It did seem like the pregnancies were a result of doing evil .
At that moment, the door to One Finger Monastery opened . Fangzheng, dressed in white monk robes, suffused in Buddha's light, walked out . Fangzheng pressed his palms together, "Amitabha . Patron, the sea of bitterness has no bounds, turn back to the shore before it's too late . "
Miao Long looked at Fangzheng and then the lighter . He cried out angrily, "This was all done by you, right? You f**king torture me? I'll fight it out with you!"
"Since you are extremely thick headed, continue giving birth here . Seek This Penniless Monk again when you have had enough and no longer love your bladed children . " Fangzheng took a step back and closed the door!
Miao Long, who had rushed over after drawing a knife, saw a Vajra with angry eyes by the door . It struck out with its palm and he was sent flying backward . Before he could even get up, his stomach began to grow an object . . .
Ah . . .
When they saw Miao Long's miserable state, Da Kui, Er Kui, Qi Fei, and Lu Jun trembled in fear . The quartet knelt down in the direction of One Finger Monastery as they began kowtowing . "Living Buddha, we realize our misdeeds . We will definitely turn over a new leaf . We will become good, honest people . Please spare us!"
"Amitabha . " A Buddhist proclamation sounded . A white-robed monk appeared in front of them . he was standing on a lotus flower platform, looking solemn and grandiose as though he was emitting Buddha's light!
Upon seeing this scene, the quartet was even more convinced that Fangzheng was a living Buddha . They did not realize that everything was just a dream! How were they to distinguish dream from reality in the Golden Millet Dream?
"The four of you still have a penitent heart . This Penniless Monk will not make things difficult for you any further . But if you were to cause trouble again, you will be like Miao Long giving birth to knives day and night . We shall see what happens after forty-nine knives are born . "
The quartet turned limp when they heard that . They kowtowed and promised never to do evil and that they would become decent people .
Only then did Fangzheng nod . "Wait here . If he repents, all of you can leave together . " With that Fangzheng vanished into thin air .
The color in the faces of the remaining three drained when they saw Fangzheng throw out Miao Long and the largest Da Kui like he was handling small children . Fangzheng turned around, pressed his palms together, Amitabha . Patrons, do you need help? No, theres no need . We can leave by ourselves . The three did not dare continue making a scene . They got up and stumbled out . Creak . The door closed! Miao Long exchanged looks when they saw this play out in front of them . They looked each other in the eye and saw the embarrassment in each others eyes . Miao Long endured the anger in his heart . He decided to first give birth to the knives before he settled this with Fangzheng! He even began planning arson! Miao Long shouted, Master, dont close the door . We are truly contrite and penitent . We are here to admit our wrongdoings . Master, you are benevolent . You cant just watch us die! Amitabha . Patrons, its no longer early . Its best you leave the mountain . He then ignored the group outside the door and went straight to bed . These people were still filled with bloodlust and negative karma even after being given such punishment . Fangzheng truly could not find a reason to forgive such people . Especially with what they had done, they had long since passed the bottom line of societal ethics . This was no longer the matter of right and wrong of a single person but a catastrophe for all of society! Fangzheng could not even convince himself to forgive such people . There was no sound from the monasterys interior despite waiting all day . The sky darkened and the cold winds howled . The temperature plummeted as the five blondies outside the door began chattering in the cold . Brother Long, what do we do? Are we just going to wait? Wait? Wait my ass! He is clearly refusing to forgive us! In that case, I wont stand on ceremony either! Set fire to the monastery! Burn it down! Da Kui, block the door . No matter what happens, dont let him run out, said Miao Long . When Da Kui heard that, he clenched his teeth, Alright! The rest of you, get some timber . Theres a lot of dry grass on the mountain . Surround the monastery with timber . With such strong winds, the fire will definitely send him to his death, The rest answered and began busying themselves . Soon piles of dried grass were stacked outside One Finger Monastery . The quintets bellies werent small but the objects in their bellies were not children . Although they had to make a lot of movement, the pain was not fatal . Fangzheng did not hear any of the rustling sounds but Lone Wolf who was lying down in his kennel heard it . He went to the door and nudged it . When he realized that he could not push the door open, he came under the bodhi tree and began whimpering . The squirrel woke up in a dreamy state and looking at Lone Wolf, he tiptoed and looked at the situation outside the wall . He discovered that something was amiss! Therefore, the squirrel ran up to the trees crest and saw a few people acting sneakily . It was obvious at a glance that they were up to no good . The squirrel went over the wall to take a look before rushing straight into Fangzhengs room . Pa! Hey, you little rascal . Why did you come here to cause trouble instead of sleeping? Fangzheng removed the shoe from his face with an angry mutter . Squeak . The squirrel raised its claws and gestured a few times . Then, it stuck its ass up and did the motions of putting something down . After Fangzheng heard that, he said angrily, Those unrepentant bastards still want more? Sure thing! Fangzheng wore his shoes and rushed out the room . When he reached the door he laughed . After busying themselves all day, the five blondies outside the door gathered together once again . All of them were holding their backs and heaving breathlessly . Brother Long, what do we do now? Are we really going to burn this place down? Obviously! Make way, Ill light the fire . Miao Long took out a lighter and walked towards the grass pile . He said sinisterly, Since you arent letting us live well, Ill send you to your death! Go to hell, Bald Donkey! He did not notice that the world suddenly changed! Ouch . F**k, its coming again . Im going to give birth . Its coming . Miao Long sat on the ground as he cried out in pain . Then exerting his strength, two knives shot out one after another . He slumped to the ground motionless . He was completely enervated . By the side, Da Kui, Er Kui, Lu Jun, and Qi Fei fell to the ground as well while they cried out loudly . Da Kui, stop biting my hand! It hurts! Er Kui, f**k you! Dont squeeze my balls! Qi Fei, why are you biting my feet? Eugh . . A few minutes later, the group sprawled miserably in the snow . They looked at the two knives lying near their crotch with tears welling in their eyes . Da Kui said bitterly, Its finally over . After giving birth to this, there wont be more, right? Perhaps . Light the fire and leave this mountain quickly . Miao Long crawled up once again to light the fire . The moment he took out the lighter, he cried out and slumped to the ground, holding his stomach . Holy shit, its here again! Is there ever an end to this!? Thankfully we didnt go over . This monastery is just too odd . Just as Da Kuis voice faded, his stomach suddenly hurt . It was the same feeling as before, ever so familiar . He was pregnant again! The rest followed with tragic cries . They began rolling about on the ground . After an hour of pain, their bellies bulged and were depressed to realize that they would become pregnant again after some rest! Save me! The quintet let out heart-wrenching cries . Puah! Puah! Puah! Three knives were born . The quintet was completely drenched, looking like they were scooped out of a lake . Their heads were covered in cold sweat and their faces were pale . It was tiring to even sit up, much less stand up . Brother Long, lets leave . I dont want to give birth again, Da Kui begged . I cant accept it if I dont burn that monk to death after suffering so much! Miao Long tried to touch the lighter again, and the moment he touched it— F**k! Its here again! Miao Long held his tummy as he rolled on the ground . Da Kui had a moment of realisation, I get it . Once we sin, we will get pregnant! We didnt do anything . It was all Brother Long! shouted Er Kui . But we were the ones that gathered the timber . The moment his voice faded, Da Kui felt his tummy ache again . He was too deep for tears as he said, Its f**king starting again . Save me! . About ten minutes later, Miao Long finally had a successful delivery . He turned around, I dont believe it! I want to burn . Before Miao Long could even grab the lighter, he saw a huge foot deliver a kick at him . With a thud, he bent over . Da Kui, what are you doing?! Miao Long roared . Da Kui was infuriated as well . You still want to f**king burn? You might not have had enough pregnancies, but we have! We no longer want this anymore! I f**king want to turn over a new leaf . I do not want to see another knife ever again . I do not want to give birth to knives anymore! Da Kui hobbled over and came to the side of the wall . He pushed the timber away and then headed down the mountain breathlessly . As he walked he glared at Miao Long, Cant you tell? Once we do something bad, we will give birth to knives! I want to be a good person . Save that for suckers . Miao Long was about to touch the lighter when Er Kui hurriedly kicked him . Then, he threw away the timber he had gathered and followed Da Kui . Qi Fei and Lu Jun exchanged looks and were unsure what to do . Miao Long cursed, Da Kui, Er Kui, you two ungrateful bastards! Then, Miao Long touched the lighter once again . Qi Fei and Lu Jun did not stop him . As Da Kui and Er Kui walked off, they suddenly heard the tragic cries behind them . The two nearly subconsciously held their bellies and braced for the pain . But they realized that they did not feel a thing! Brother, it seems we are fine, said Er Kui . Da Kui scratched his head, Indeed, its a result of doing evil . I guess we have forsaken darkness for the light and turned over a new leaf, so we are no longer punished . Lets leave quickly . We must draw a line with those people . We must not mix with them ever again . No, that wont do! Ive decided . Ill surrender myself once I go down the mountain . I will confess all the evil deeds I have done . If not, I wouldnt feel safe . Brother, what about you? Brother, Ill listen to you . We have only committed petty crimes . We should be fine . After the brothers had a round of discussion, they began descending the mountain . They heard someone curse out loud behind them . Miao Long, you have fun by your f**king self! We no longer want to join you! I want to turn over a new leaf! I do not want to give birth again! Qi Fei and Lu June chased up to catch up to their brothers . They werent idiots . They had given birth but Da Kui and Er Kui were fine . That made things rather obvious . Miao Long looked at Da Kui, Er Kui and company before looking back at the lighter . He felt a little creeped out . It did seem like the pregnancies were a result of doing evil . At that moment, the door to One Finger Monastery opened . Fangzheng, dressed in white monk robes, suffused in Buddhas light, walked out . Fangzheng pressed his palms together, Amitabha . Patron, the sea of bitterness has no bounds, turn back to the shore before its too late . Miao Long looked at Fangzheng and then the lighter . He cried out angrily, This was all done by you, right? You f**king torture me? Ill fight it out with you! Since you are extremely thick headed, continue giving birth here . Seek This Penniless Monk again when you have had enough and no longer love your bladed children . Fangzheng took a step back and closed the door! Miao Long, who had rushed over after drawing a knife, saw a Vajra with angry eyes by the door . It struck out with its palm and he was sent flying backward . Before he could even get up, his stomach began to grow an object . Ah . When they saw Miao Longs miserable state, Da Kui, Er Kui, Qi Fei, and Lu Jun trembled in fear . The quartet knelt down in the direction of One Finger Monastery as they began kowtowing . Living Buddha, we realize our misdeeds . We will definitely turn over a new leaf . We will become good, honest people . Please spare us! Amitabha . A Buddhist proclamation sounded . A white-robed monk appeared in front of them . he was standing on a lotus flower platform, looking solemn and grandiose as though he was emitting Buddhas light! Upon seeing this scene, the quartet was even more convinced that Fangzheng was a living Buddha . They did not realize that everything was just a dream! How were they to distinguish dream from reality in the Golden Millet Dream? The four of you still have a penitent heart . This Penniless Monk will not make things difficult for you any further . But if you were to cause trouble again, you will be like Miao Long giving birth to knives day and night . We shall see what happens after forty-nine knives are born . The quartet turned limp when they heard that . They kowtowed and promised never to do evil and that they would become decent people . Only then did Fangzheng nod . Wait here . If he repents, all of you can leave together . With that Fangzheng vanished into thin air .