Chapter 1413: Chapter 1413 - Free Lunch
Chapter 1413: Free Lunch
Squirrel was excited when he heard that . He asked, “Did he lose a lot of weight?”
Red Boy said, “What made you think so? When I caught him, he couldn’t even fit the steam tray . He was really fat…”
When Squirrel heard that, his eyes, which were filled with fighting spirit, immediately turned blank . “He traveled 108,000 li and ate vegetarian every day . But he was still fat?”
Red Boy tricked him in all seriousness . “That’s right . That’s why losing weight has nothing to do with exercise or eating habits . ”
Squirrel said, “What is it related to?”
Red Boy said, “It has something to do with one’s physique . Some people can become fat just by drinking water . ”
Squirrel rubbed his face bitterly . “Don’t tell me that I can’t even drink water?”
Red Boy patted Squirrel . “Senior Brother, if you don’t drink water, you will die . I’m only telling you the truth . Exercising, eating vegetarian, and losing weight is useless . Therefore…”
“Therefore, I’ve decided! I’m angry! I’m not losing weight! I want to eat pine nuts! I want to eat many mushrooms!” With that said, Squirrel ran out angrily to find pine nuts and mushrooms .
Monkey leaned against the wall as he watched Squirrel leave . He gave Red Boy a thumbs up and said, “Junior Brother, impressive! If Senior Brother really loses weight, we won’t have any snacks in the future . ”
Red Boy said, “There’s nothing I can do about that . Senior Brother’s nest has been empty for several days . I have to think of a way to rush him . Hehe…”
Monkey said, “Hehe… Junior Brother, who’s that fellow who didn’t lose weight after traveling 108,000 li while carrying heavy weights?”
Red Boy said, “Piggy from Journey to the West . ”
Monkey: “… You trickster!”
At that moment, Fangzheng had enough rest . He got up and greeted Salted Fish . “Jingzhi, let’s go . Follow me down the mountain!”
“Master! Don’t you want us anymore?” Red Boy hurriedly ran down the mountain and hugged Fangzheng’s thigh as he looked pitifully at Fangzheng .
Fangzheng said, “Due to your poor performance last time, I’ve taken away your right to go down the mountain . Do your best to make up for it on the mountain . I’ll bring you down the mountain when I feel that you are about done . ”
“Master, I think I’ve already changed my ways . I’ve been pondering over it just now . I really know my faults . ” Red Boy refused to give up .
Unfortunately, Fangzheng did not buy his words . He found a black cloth and wrapped up Salted Fish before heading down the mountain .
Red Boy stood on the mountaintop as he watched Fangzheng leave . He said with a look of sorrow, “I was abandoned by Master . I’m so sad…”
“Junior Brother, Second Junior Brother is back . His tiny pockets are bulging . ” At that moment, Lone Wolf came over and whispered .
The moment Red Boy heard that, all his dispiritedness was swept away . He said sneakily, “He’s back? Let’s go, Senior Brother Jingzhen . I’ll have to trouble you to get Senior Brother out to have a heart-to-heart chat . I’ll share a portion with you later . ”
“No problem!” Monkey patted his chest as a guarantee .
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The three fellows chuckled and left .
Before long, Squirrel’s angry bellow came from the monastery . “Where’s my knife? I’m going to kill someone today! Ahhh…”
At the foot of the mountain, it was Fangzheng’s first time walking out of the mountain . He didn’t know if without experiencing it himself . There were mountains after mountains . There wasn’t even a proper path . He completely relied on the defensive capabilities of the Mountain Moving Treasure Wheel to charge forward . Otherwise, ordinary people would have given up long ago .
After walking for a day, the man and fish came out of the mountain . Fangzheng hurriedly carried Salted Fish on his back and cast an obscuration spell . Then, he sat on the roof of a truck and set off . Fangzheng had no idea where he was going .
Three days later, Fangzheng looked at the unfamiliar place and asked, “How much rations do we have left?”
Salted Fish whispered . “Master, it’s been three days . We had our last meal this morning . If we don’t prepare anything to eat, we will have nothing to eat . ”
Fangzheng nodded in acknowledgment .
At that moment, Fangzheng saw a store in the distance . There was a sign hanging at the store’s entrance . On it were the words: “Everyday, the 88th and 188th customer will eat on the house!”
Fangzheng’s eyes lit up when he saw it!
At this moment, the shop had just opened . The boss was packing up the stuff at the entrance . Clearly, there were no customers inside!
Fangzheng was immediately amused as he said with a smile, “Our meal is settled!”
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Therefore, Fangzheng wasn’t in a hurry to leave . He sat on the stone platform opposite the restaurant with Salted Fish . Fangzheng counted the customers…
Just as Fangzheng was counting, Salted Fish shushed him . Fangzheng subconsciously looked to the side and saw a child come not far away . He squatted down . The child was a little nervous as he stared at the entrance of the restaurant with his large eyes . That gaze…
If not for the lack of killing intent, Fangzheng would have suspected that the child was planning on blowing up the restaurant to exact a blood vengeance .
At that moment, a customer came . The child immediately lowered a finger . He was clearly counting .
Fangzheng was stunned as he scratched his nose . He whispered to Salted Fish, “Hey, there’s someone here to vie for the food . ”
Salted Fish whispered . “Master, if you let me out, I’ll scare him away in short time . ”
Fangzheng slapped black cloth bag and scolded jokingly, “Why are you angry at a child? Didn’t you see the two customers who went in just now? Since he didn’t see them, we’re definitely going to win based on his incorrect count . You definitely won’t lose out on today’s meal . ”
“What do we do if I don’t have my share?” Salted Fish was a little worried . After all, he had often heard Lone Wolf tearily talk about how he starved when he left the mountain…
Fangzheng chuckled . “If you don’t get a share, I’ll prepare a double feast for you when we return!”
Salted Fish immediately said, “It’s a deal!”
Fangzheng grunted and fell silent .
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As time passed, more and more customers came to the restaurant . Fangzheng squatted there and silently counted .
Finally, when the eightieth guest arrived, the child suddenly turned around and ran .
When Fangzheng saw this scene, he scratched his nose . He couldn’t figure it out . He mumbled, “Could this child be counting for fun? He doesn’t want a free meal?”
Since that was the case, Fangzheng did not stand on ceremony . He waited quietly for the remaining customers to appear . He wanted to be the 88th customer .
After waiting bitterly for some time, the eighty-seventh guest finally appeared . Fangzheng hurriedly stood up and strode towards the restaurant, in case the spot was snatched .
Fangzheng’s quick arrival attracted the store owner’s attention . After all, an adult had been waiting by the door since early in the morning . Anyone would have noticed and taken a note of him .
Upon seeing Fangzheng come, the store owner revealed a helpless and kind smile . Clearly, he did not dislike people who came to eat for free . He was an honest merchant .
Upon seeing this scene, Fangzheng felt a little embarrassed . He wondered if he should repay him in the future .
At that moment, Salted Fish said, “Master, look behind!”
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