Chapter 1333: 1333
Chapter 1333: What a Good Hat
Salted Fish immediately said, “This is my brother!”
Fangzheng rolled his eyes at him . Just as he was about to say something, he saw Squirrel excitedly waving a tiny bag of Brazilian pine nuts that looked delicious . He exclaimed, “Wow! My pine nuts are here too! Look, it looks really delicious!”
“Is that so? I’ll help you take a look . ” Monkey sneakily went forward .
Squirrel immediately hid the pine nuts behind his back and said, “I’m not showing you . It will be gone if I do!”
Just as he said that, Red Boy, who had been standing behind Squirrel all this while, extended his hand and pulled the pine nuts away . He threw them to the ground and Lone Wolf sat on it . He looked at the others as though he was an outsider .
“Ah! Junior Brother, you stole my pine nuts!” Squirrel exclaimed .
Red Boy said with an innocent look, “No, look . My hands are empty . Don’t tell me you think that there’s something hidden in the dudou?”
Squirrel was indignant . He ran over and pulled the dudou open . There was indeed nothing inside .
Red Boy shrugged . “Look, there’s nothing . I’m innocent . ”
“What about my pine nuts?” Squirrel asked anxiously .
Red Boy said, “I saw your pine nuts fly up into the sky and then vanish . ”
“How is that possible?” Squirrel asked in disbelief .
Monkey added, “I saw it too . It flew very quickly . ”
Salted Fish said, “It transformed into a beam of light . Its speed is even faster than your fourth junior brother’s . You might not have bought an ordinary bag of pine nuts, but a spirit version . ”
Lone Wolf yawned and said, “Don’t look at me . I just yawned and didn’t see anything . ”
Squirrel indignantly flipped through the Monkey’s monk robes nearby . There was nothing .
When Squirrel saw this, he cried out sadly . “Master… My pine nuts ran off… Waaah!”
“So sad?” asked Fangzheng .
Squirrel said, “Yes, I’m sad . ”
“Are you so sad that you can’t eat?” asked Fangzheng .
When Squirrel heard that, he immediately stood rooted to the ground, thinking about whether he should eat .
In the end, Squirrel cried again . He turned around and ran home . As he ran, he said, “I’m not eating . My pine nuts… Waaah!”
Upon seeing this scene, the disciples exchanged looks . Finally, Lone Wolf stood up and Monkey took out the pine nuts before obediently sending it to Squirrel .
Not long after, Monkey said in the front yard, “Your pine nuts spirit flew back again . Do you still want it?”
“Yes!” Squirrel shouted in excitement .
Then, the pair returned happily .
Fangzheng was rendered speechless by Squirrel’s carefree mind .
Wasn’t he crying so hard just now?
Isn’t he a little too easy to please?
“Master, we have also bought you a gift,” said Red Boy .
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Fangzheng said in surprise, “There’s something for This Penniless Monk?”
Red Boy pointed at the last box that had not been opened and said with a smile, “That’s right . Master, guess what’s inside?”
Lone Wolf added, “That’s right . Master, guess . ”
Salted Fish chuckled and said, “Inside is something we carefully selected . ”
“No, I chose it!” Squirrel shouted immediately when he saw that Salted Fish was trying to steal credit .
Red Boy said, “I was the one who chose it . The rest of you just provided suggestions, alright?”
Monkey sighed . “Let’s not fight about it . I’m not saying anything despite picking it . ”
Lone Wolf said, “As eldest senior brother, I need to stand on the side of justice . Master, don’t listen to their nonsense . Actually, I was the one who did everything . ”
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he saw them trying to steal credit . However, he felt warm inside . Hence, he said, “Alright, alright . Bring it over . Let me see what it is . ”
“Master, make a guess . It’s more interesting to guess,” Salted Fish chuckled .
Fangzheng was considering whether he should make a guess .
Squirrel carried the box and ran towards Fangzheng . Then, he said as though he was presenting a treasure, “Master, can you guess if it’s a hat?”
The moment that was said, Lone Wolf, Monkey, Red Boy, and Salted Fish covered their faces . This dumb kid!
Fangzheng laughed out loud . “I guess it must be a hat . ”
Squirrel said with admiration, “Wow, Master, you’re amazing!”
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Upon seeing the little guy’s reverent gaze, Fangzheng felt a little light-headed… He patted Squirrel on the head in satisfaction . “You’re the best . ”
Lone Wolf, Monkey, Red Boy, and Salted Fish were dumbfounded when they saw this . One could bootlick like this?
Fangzheng ignored them and quickly opened the box . Ever since he became a monk, Fangzheng had never worn a hat . He also wanted to see what kind of hat his disciples had carefully selected for him .
When the box was opened, the other fellows came over and waited nervously .
Fangzheng took out the hat from the box and said with a smile, “It’s still a knitted hat . Not bad . ”
However, Fangzheng’s smile froze when he saw the hat!
“Who bought this?” Fangzheng asked with a black face as he looked at the green hat in his hand .
“Holy sh*t… Why is it green?” Salted Fish’s chin nearly fell to the ground .
Upon hearing Fangzheng’s question, Red Boy immediately looked up at the skies . “Aiyah, the sky is really blue today . ”
Monkey immediately turned around and walked out with his hands behind his back . “Master, in fact, I was just an adviser . Yes, the final decision was none of my business . ”
Lone Wolf immediately said, “Master, you know that I only have paws . I don’t have hands . Therefore, I definitely couldn’t do something so difficult like controlling a cell phone . ”
Salted Fish said, “Master, I only have fins . It’s difficult to do anything with them . Besides, I’m most junior . I don’t have any authority . ”
Although Squirrel was silly and adorable, he wasn’t stupid . Just a moment ago, everyone was fighting for credit . In the next moment, they had collectively gone back on their word . There was definitely something fishy going on here .
Therefore, Squirrel shouted, “Master, it’s even more impossible for me . I’m so tiny . I can’t use a cell phone . ”
Fangzheng silently picked up the pole beside him and said, “None of you need to speak any further . Don’t even think of running today . Ata!”
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“Run!” Red Boy yelled as the others fled!
Squirrel jumped onto Lone Wolf’s back and Lone Wolf charged out .
Instantly, chaos broke out in the backyard .
When the devotees in the front yard heard how lively the backyard was, they all wanted to take a look . However, when they saw the signboard outside the backyard, they held back and followed One Finger Monastery’s rules .
This was One Finger Monastery . Fangzheng was deeply respected by the people so they also respected Fangzheng’s rules .
After a while, the group finally quietened down . ”
Red Boy said, “I clearly chose blue . Why did it turn green? What a scam!”
Squirrel added, “That’s right . What happened to the blue hat we chose?”
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