Xiaoxun said using her ventriloquism skill, “Little Monk, listen up . Don’t panic when you hear what I have to say . The person sitting beside you is a very dangerous man . He might hijack the plane midway! Switch seats with my grandfather . He’s a martial arts expert, and I’ll be helping him from the side . At the critical moment, we can subdue him . We are doing this to save you!”
With that said, Xiaoxun looked at Fangzheng with a serious expression . “Get it?” Then she raised her voice . “Are you apologizing or not?”
Then, she saw the monk giving her an astonished and shocked look .
Stupid monk . Do you now know how great I am? Are you afraid? Humph . At the end of the day, am I not the one protecting you?
But the monk said, “Nice story . Anything else? If there’s nothing else, This Penniless Monk will be returning . The plane is about to take off . ”
With that said, Fangzheng turned and left .
Xiaoxun nearly twisted her nose from the angry flaring of her nostrils . She pulled the monk back . “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness! I’m doing this for your own good!”
The monk cocked his head . “Patron, we are in public, so let’s not tussle here . There’s plenty of people watching . ”
Xiaoxun was rendered completely speechless . She really wished to rip open the monk’s head to check how many tons of sh*t were hidden in it!
The monk turned and left when Xiaoxun released her grip .
Xiaoxun gritted her teeth in anger as she stomped her feet, completely exasperated at the monk . She couldn’t be bothered with him any further . He would know who was the good one when he was beaten into a pulp!
When she looked at the bald head, she felt like she couldn’t act on the strength vested in her . Why was this monk such a thorny person? When she walked past the monk, she gave him a ferocious glare and wished for him to make the best out of his remaining life . But Fangzheng had his head lowered, so her glare was in vain . In her rage, she patted the monk on the shoulder and glared at him when he looked up . Then, she raised her head and walked off .
She left behind a completely baffled monk…
“Your friend?” At that moment, the Eight-armed God suddenly asked with a strange accent .
Fangzheng shrugged his shoulders . “Can’t afford it . ”
“What does that mean?” His Chinese was obviously lacking as he failed to understand Fangzheng .
Fangzheng could only explain . “I mean This Penniless Monk can’t afford to have such a friend . ”
The Eight-armed God pursed his lips into a smile as it turned sinister, yet still it exuded an inexplicable charm . Even as a man, Fangzheng subconsciously took a second look . However, the two of them didn’t speak again .
By the side, Xiaoxun returned to her seat and said angrily, “Grandpa, the person sitting beside the Eight-armed God is that stupid monk! He doesn’t want to switch seats with us . ”
The elder frowned . “What’s this Fangzheng up to?”
“Fangzheng? That fellow is the mysterious Fangzheng?” Xiaoxun exclaimed .
“Xiaoxun, watch the news more in the future . Fangzheng is very famous at the moment . ”
Xiaoxun pursed her lips . “I really can’t understand why people would believe in such a dull-minded fellow!”
“Alright, stop complaining . The Eight-armed God is sitting by the aisle while Fangzheng is sitting in the middle . There’s no need for us to take Fangzheng’s seat . Ask the person across the aisle if he’s willing to switch seats with us,” the elder said .
Xiaoxun was somewhat reluctant, but she still went over, returning with a fatty before long .
The elder expressed his gratitude to the fatty before being helped over by Xiaoxun . As for her, she sat behind the Eight-armed God who didn’t look at them the entire time . He only leaned back and had his eyes closed .
Before long, the air stewardess began to demonstrate how to wear the safety belts…
As it was his first time on an airplane, Fangzheng was very attentive, and a little nervous .
By the side, the Eight-armed God suddenly asked, “Little Monk, is this your first time on a plane?”
Fangzheng nodded . “Amitabha . That’s right . It’s not your first time, right?”
The Eight-armed God didn’t reply, as he gave a strange and pitiful look at Fangzheng . “What a pity…”
Fangzheng wore a perplexed look before he continued paying attention to the air stewardess’s demonstration .
However, deep in Fangzheng’s eyes, a look of alert flashed . Was Fangzheng a fool? Obviously not! Although he couldn’t activate his Heavenly Eye, Wisdom Eye, and Dharma Eye, Fangzheng still possessed the acumen to determine the aura fluctuations of a person beside him . He could tell whether the person sitting beside him was a bunny or a wolf . He was mostly convinced of Xiaoxun’s words, but regardless if he believed her or not, he refused to give up his seat . Fangzheng believed that with him around, even if a wolf was sitting beside him, he could beat it up into a dog at any time! After all, it wouldn’t be his first wolf . He was very familiar with the procedure .
However, Fangzheng had no intention of displaying his thoughts . After all, it was all conjecture at this point . He didn’t want to come to conclusions before anything actually happened .
Therefore, his clumsy yet conscious actions appeared like the actions of a complete retard in Xiaoxun’s eyes!
Even Xiaoxun’s grandfather shook his head slightly . It’s indeed true that the things on the Internet are mostly fake . This Abbot Fangzheng appears more like a child in terms of temperament . To put it nicely, he has a pure heart, but how can such a child take up the burden of preaching Buddhism? From the looks of it, there’s some master behind him who’s helping him sensationalize the matter . Sigh, what a pity . Even something as pure as Buddhism needs to be sensationalized in the mortal world .
With this in mind, he stopped watching Fangzheng . He leaned back into his chair and closed his eyes, but he secretly paid attention to the Eight-armed God’s every move through a slit in his eyes .
Soon, the air stewardess was done with her demonstration . Following that, the stewardesses began to ensure that everyone’s chairs were in an upright position, that they had stowed their tables, fastened their seatbelts, and so on .
When passing by the Eight-armed God, a beautiful stewardess kindly asked him to fasten his seatbelt .
The Eight-armed God gave a charming smile before fastening his seatbelt .
All of this appeared very normal, and happened like a breeze .
The plane’s engines began to turn faster, and finally, the plane soared into the sky .
Xiaoxun originally imagined that a clueless person like Fangzheng would be nervous during take-off, but this fellow appeared like it was nothing to him . He even had a look of contempt . Yes, Fangzheng had heard that the moment of a plane’s take-off was the most terrifying moment with the greatest physical reactions . He had mentally prepared himself, but when the plane took off, he felt that it didn’t live up to the rumors . It wasn’t as exciting as the times when Red Boy brought him flying…
Hence, Fangzheng languidly leaned into his chair, looking completely bored .
Xiaoxun swallowed the words she was about to say, thinking, “You sure can act . ”
By the side, the Eight-armed God looked curiously at Fangzheng without saying a word . However, he would sweep his narrowed gaze over at Fangzheng from time to time as a precaution .
At this moment, there were exclamations .
“Look outside!”
Fangzheng subconsciously looked over and saw the plane tear through some dark clouds .
Fangzheng pricked up his brows, thinking, “What’s so nice about the darkness?”
But moments later, the plane tore through the dark clouds as a golden beam shone in through the tiny windows . The entire world went from darkness to paradise . The golden sunlight dyed the white clouds golden, and the blue skies with the sun hanging high above appeared extremely resplendent!