Wu and Chi stayed in Hawaii for over two weeks, by the time they arrived back home it was already 17th on the Lunar calendar, Lunar's New Year was officially over, everyone has gone back to work as well.
Wu's company has also officially opened for business, ever since Wu's mother left, Lin has been the shot-caller in the company. Wu planned to slowly wriggle out of this pile of minor issues and go out more to explore opportunities for the company's growth.
Shuai also came back from his trip back to his hometown.
When Wu went to visit him, they both were celebrating the New Year, but the complexion of them both was drastically different. Shuai's skin has gotten more plump and supple, but Wu has gotten tanner and skinnier.
'How's the trip?' Shuai asked.
Wu simply replied, 'So so.'
So so? Shuai glanced over at Wu, his complexion and figure is all a lie, his eyes were brighter than before. For Wu to walk out of sorrow and misery in such a short time, Chi has seemed put in a lot of effort.
'How are you?' Wu asked.
Shuai spread out his arms, 'I've always been the same way!' Wu's face got closer to Shuai, he kept staring at Shuai, 'Hey, I've been asking you this, have you sealed the deal with Guo?'
Shuai purposefully playing dumb, 'What?'
Wu placed both of his fists together and hitting his forehead with his thumbs, showing a super old-fashioned hand sign.
'This.'
Shuai scoffed and gave Wu an emotionless reply.
'No.'
Wu's face showed disappointment, 'What are you waiting for?'
'I'm not even worried about that, why are you more anxious than I am?'
Wu pouted his lips, mercilessly attacked Wu.
'Why are you acting so demure? You're not virgin either, haven't you heard of that song? Sun may have set but it will rise again the next dawn, flowers may have fallen but it will bloom again next spring, beautiful birds are nowhere to be seen, my youth is never returning, my youth...'
'Wait wait wait!' Shuai cut Wu off, 'Bro, what does the song have to do with our conversation?'
'There is!' Wu explained, 'Didn't you hear what the lyrics are saying" The flowers will bloom the next spring even after they have fallen, your "flower" has bloomed and fell, bloomed and fell, how long has it been, if no one comes to pick your "flower", your tree will be gone for good.'
Shuai was surprised, he knows, not one part of our body should be left resting forever. The body will get lazy if it hasn't moved for long.
When Shuo was still here, Wu's brain was at its peak! But then after being spoiled for two weeks, his brain has reverted back to its original state.
Wu suddenly thought about something, he poked Shuai.
'Hey, let me tell you something.'
Shuai looked at Wu, waiting for him to continue his words.
Wu firstly smiled mysteriously, then he leaned closer to Shuai's ear.
'I've topped Chi.'
Shuai has been chuckling for so long, he was not happy for Wu but more like he doesn't buy that joke.
'It's real, I'm not bluffing.'
Wu played the clip that he secretly obtained to Shuai.
Shuai didn't quite catch it.
'How does this prove that you've slept him?'
Wu then proceeded to tell Shuai everything from the beginning.
Shuai was first shocked after hearing that, because he knew how powerful and potent that oil is, if under that kind of circumstance when Wu couldn't release his desire, it would be normal for Chi to "sacrifice" himself.
But, he still can't accept the image of Mr. Top bottoming!
'My God, you are really something,' Shuai said.
This duo is indeed sharing the same brain cell.
Wu started boasting, exaggerating the image he had in his mind, he also didn't forget to remind Shuai, 'Don't tell anyone, he has quite a thin skin, he can't take any teasing.'
Shuai nodded.
Then he asked Wu, 'You say, will Guo agree to let me top him?'
Wu smilingly lit a cigarette.
'Not possible.'
Shuai's expression fell, 'Why?'
Wu slowly huffed, 'Guo is such a top, how could he possibly let you sleep him?'
Shuai gritted his teeth, 'Isn't Chi a top as well? How come he could let you top him?'
Wu shrugged, 'Because I'm more manly that he is.'
Shuai, '......'
The two continued with their meaningless chitchats, then Shuai brought the conversation back in again.
'Hey, you say, is Guo's big?'
Wu's eyes bulged, 'Who are you asking? Didn't he remove his pants in front of you before? Don't you know the size?'
'I wasn't paying attention.'
Actually, Shuai looked, he just didn't want to face the truth, he was hoping that after Wu has seen Chi's, he could be unimpressed with Guo's, making Shuai feel slightly better.
In the end, Wu patted on Shuai's shoulder.
'Don't worry, it is definitely big enough.'
A film of sweat was forming on Shuai's head.
Wu noticed the change in Shuai's expression, 'You think about this, back in the days their classmates were comparing his and Chi's, this just proves that they both are on par! If one can't differentiate between the two by sight, then they must be different by a little less than 1cm.'
Shuai's expression was getting worse.
Then he blurted out after a while, 'Is Chi's really that big?'
Wu propped his head, 'Didn't you see it yourself as well?'
It might be better for Wu to not remind about that, now that he did Shuai was literally terrified. Because what he saw was when Guo was limp, but seeing Chi's standing up, the visual impact was significant.
Wu then realized something.
'Hey, are you afraid of Guo being too rough so you're always rejecting him?'
Shuai immediately acted as if he didn't care, 'What are you talking about? Is your Teacher afraid of such things? I will be the top if I have to do it.'
'So why are you still caring if he's big or not? Shouldn't you be caring about his butt?' Wu said.
Shuai realized one really takes the colour of one's company, remembering how pure of a guy Wu was, he hid under the sheets for a whole day just being kissed by a man. How long was that? Now he doesn't even flinch when talking about dicks.
Wu added, 'The size doesn't do its justice, someone has a dick the size of a wrist but it releases after 3 seconds. Some may have the average size but it is energetic for sure! Like me! Chi is such a manly guy, didn't I top him as well?'
Then he raised his phone up and swung it in front of Shuai's face.
Shuai was annoyed, he should've gifted Wu a flag with four words on it: "Great Dick Strikes Back"
Shuai asked Wu again, 'Based on your gut feeling, how do you think Guo's techniques are like?'
Wu wanted to say that it would be similar to Chi, but he felt that that wasn't what Shuai wanted to hear.
Then he said, 'I guess it's fine.'
Shuai's expression eased a little.
Wu added, 'Can he go any rougher than Chi? Aren't I still alive?'
Shuai was sweating profusely.
'Just relax,' Wu comforted Shuai, 'I can tell that Guo is gentle and patient, no matter who's the top, you two would be happy. Just do it already, tell me the details afterwards.'
Then he grinned devilishly.
Shuai tsked, 'Just go back to your work.'
Wu said, 'I'm really leaving now, don't let others hear that clip! Remember!'
Shuai annoyingly swayed his hand, 'Yeah yeah, I know.'
..........
Leaving the clinic, Wu went straight to Chi's workplace.
Recently he has been going there quite frequently, now he's trying to make some connections with the officials, thinking that he should have some political support when trying to expand his business. Not sure how many companies have been giving lavish gifts to the officials for a project, Wu was the total opposite, he too went to bootlick the officials but not only he doesn't need to bring gifts, he is getting money in return.
After the trip to Hawaii, Wu has made a pact with Chi.
From now on every single cent in the house is owned by Wu, Chi has to hand in all of his earnings, no matter if it's salary or dirty money. Wu was saying that he was doing this so to prevent Chi from being "corrupted", but he himself was "corrupting" Chi's money.
He would give Chi a $10 allowance every day.
That also means that if one day Chi is really hungry, he would need to consider to add an egg to his meal or not.
'Mr. Wu, you're back?' Zhang greeted Wu.
Wu noticed he was carrying a big box, 'What's this?'
'Oh, fruits from the boss.'
Wu looked envious, 'You guys are great, there's always free stuff sending in.'
'A clerk like me was just sucking off the benefits. How could I compare to a manager like you? If you wanted to have fruits, you can buy a truckload easily.'
'Why are you exaggerating it?' Wu said, 'I also give them to my employees, I am always gifted people but never once someone gifts me something.'
'You have everything, there's no point in gifting you anything!'
Then the two walked into the elevator.
Wu asked, 'You guys receive so much dirty money, why are you always so gloomy?'
Zhang replied, 'Since when do I have those? Chi is the one who has a lot of them.'
Wu started his interrogation.
'Where did he get all those money from?'
'......'
The two were chatting away before they knew, they were at Chi's office already.
He pushed the door and saw Chi was keeping his stuff.
The first thing Wu asked is, 'I heard your department has received some gifts?'
Chi totally had no idea, because these gifts were usually sent to the door, he hardly ever collects them himself. So he finally knew about that when he saw the four boxes of fruits.
'Yeah, go take a look if there's anything you like?'
Wu went to take a look, two boxes of grapes and two boxes of pears, he doesn't really fancy either of them.
He was slightly disappointed.
Chi noticed his expression, he knew there wasn't something he likes.
He opened two of the boxes to take a look, then grabbed the boxes and walked out.
When they sat in the car, Wu asked Chi, 'Are you sending some to your parents?'
Chi shook his head, 'I'm giving to Guo, he likes grapes.'
Wu suddenly has gone quiet.
After passing by an exit, Wu suddenly said, 'I also like grapes.'
Chi threw a glance at Wu, he's definitely jealous.
'I'll send these to Guo, I'll buy some for you again.'
'Do you have money?' Wu immediately went straight to the point.
Chi reached out to the pocket of his blazer, not a single cent could be found, but he took out a bag of snacks.
He threw it to Wu.
Wu took a look at the price tag, $10 beef jerky.
His mood instantly lifted.
'Let's get these grapes to Wu!'