Chapter 480
Kang Jian felt like unfortunate collateral damage .
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It had all started when he read one of Su Xiaomo’s comics at school . He Jiayu had made a casual “it looks pretty nice” remark and Kang Jian had bragged about it right away . “Sister Mo drew this! Isn’t she awesome?”
He Jiayu blinked and struck up a conversation, smiling amiably the entire time .
Before Kang Jian knew it, he had given out all of Su Xiaomo’s pseudonyms .
Kang Jian shuddered at the machete emoji in the message, not doubting for a second that Su Xiaomo had meant it when she said she was going to kick his ass .
“I’m so sorry! Sister Mo, forgive me!”
“Now, Worthless Kang, pick one . Do you want to be chopped up or fried?”
“I… I’ll do it myself! See you on the rooftop!” Kang Jian went offline and played dead after sending that out .
Feeling hopeless, Su Xiaomo banged her forehead on the desk . She was going to do it again when a pair of open palms were laid flat on the desk .
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“Stop that . It hurts . ” His tone was as mild as ever .
Su Xiaomo cried a river in her head . “Cutie, can we talk about something?”
“Hm?”
“Can you stop reading these comic books? Please!” Su Xiaomo pleaded .
He Jiayu blinked his eyes innocently . “I think they’re very interesting . ”
“No, they’re not! Not at all!”
He Jiayu gave her an “oh” before lowering his head to resume reading .
Su Xiaomo then saw the title of the book and thought she was going to have a heart attack .
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“Pure, pretty, young bottom vs domineering, wild, overbearing military top . ”
That was probably her bestseller… The title was pretty explicit, but the content… The content was even more so…
She smacked the table and uttered a curse in a decisive voice . “One more look at it and your penis will shrink by 5cm!”
Whoosh —
He Jiayu turned his head and looked at her with the most… innocent eyes .
Those words turned out to be rather effective on guys . He Jiayu handed his comic books over without objection and Su Xiaomo dumped them all in the bin . Instantly, she felt refreshed, energetic, relaxed, and happy . Life was so good…
“I still have some more at home,” He Jiayu said quietly . Looking at Su Xiaomo’s ghastly pale face and quivering lips, he added, “Five more sets!”
Su Xiaomo: … Wait for me, Worthless Kang! Save me a spot on that rooftop!
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An Xiaxia still felt a little dizzy when she got home . Papa An made duck blood vermicelli soup for dinner, which was her favorite . However, she threw up before even taking a sip…
She had horrible dreams that night .
In it, she was being held down by Mr . Song, who cut her belly open, while Song Qingchen giggled on the side and drank her blood…
Nightmares haunted An Xiaxia the whole night like a horror film . She went to school the following day feeling only half-awake . However, when she got there, she was welcomed by another piece of bad news .
Since the weather was getting hot, swimming classes had commenced .
For most students, that was good news as it meant that for two classes every week, they got to play with water .
However, to the landlubber and hydrophobe An Xiaxia, that class was nothing but torment .
When it was time for the swimming class, she reluctantly went into the changing room with Su Xiaomo .
The men’s changing room .
Qi Yanxi changed into his swimming trunks and rubbed his belly, looking rather melancholy .
Having been eating too well and not exercising enough, his six-pack had gone down to five-ish — that last one was barely showing… It was almost buried beneath a layer of fat .
Sheng Yize walked past him with his well-defined abdominal muscles, which Qi Yanxi eyed enviously!
Screw him!
He walked out of the changing room indignantly and a figure pounced on him . He then felt something soft press against his arm .
The boys nearby all eyed him with jealousy . He asked lazily, “What now?”