Published at 19th of November 2020 06:43:18 PM
Chapter 1899: Chapter 1899 - The Matchmaker
Chapter 1899: The Matchmaker
Translator: Exodus Tales Editor: Exodus Tales
“We’ll try it first . If we can fight it, we’ll fight it . If we can’t then we’ll see,” Lu Li said .
It wasn’t his style to not fight a Boss if he came across one . This matchmaker would have a certain chance of dropping a mount, or it could drop some love gift boxes that could have valuable items inside .
When it came to this sort of thing, of course he wouldn’t have his partner go up . Lu Li could only bear the brunt of it himself .
“Youth, enter my door of thoughts . Know my pain . ”
The cane in the matchmaker’s hand moved slightly, and a gold circle exploded in front of Lu Li, dealing about 600 damage to him . What was more, it had the effects of reducing speed and knocking him away . Lu Li had no choice but to activate a maneuver skill that immediately teleported him behind the matchmaker .
A Shadowstrike was cast, and with 95% Skill Completion, it dealt over 1000 damage and Stunned for 2 seconds .
Lu Li was just afraid that this old guy couldn’t be crowd-controlled .
“If a relationship lasts through all bends, then a day must feel like it never ends,” the matchmaker laughed . He wielded his staff again, and Lu Li realised that he and Water Fairy had switched places . At this time, Water Fairy had taken the place of Lu Li to suffer the matchmaker’s blow to her head . She was left in a daze and was Stunned for 2 seconds .
“What the hell is this old boomer going on about?” Lu Li cried out . He could only rush over again .
“You illiterate idiot – it’s an ancient poem . ”
While blocking the matchmaker’s attacks, Water Fairy didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at Lu Li’s question . If it was a few years earlier and someone told her that the guy she liked hadn’t even heard of the line ‘If a relationship lasts through all bends, then a day must feel like it never ends,’ then she would have thought that the biggest joke on the planet .
“Haha, right, it’s an old poem,” Lu Li mumbled sheepishly .
Sometimes, Lu Li wouldn’t have confidence in himself . He had a extremely distinguished position in gaming, being worth well over 100 million dollars . However, his coarseness and ignorance was already becoming more and more apparent .
If you were a scoundrel, it would be weird if you weren’t being vulgar .
But as soon as you had your own job and had a girl who looked and acted like a goddess, you had to talk like a goddess’ partner . Then, that vulgarity would be immeasurably magnified .
It wasn’t just Lu Li who thought like this . Most of those people who bad-mouthed this odd couple’s relationship thought that Lu Li wasn’t good enough for Water Fairy . Just because he was good at gaming didn’t mean much, because gaming wasn’t all there was to life .
However, life was a very long journey . If two people were living together, they wouldn’t be playing games .
So, how far could Lu Li and Water Fairy go?
At the same time that Lu Li was scoffing at this, he was stressing about it . This was why he planned that after classes started, he would go to university more and listen in . He also prepared some preordered books that he could read and learn from .
“What are you thinking about? Hurry up – I’m running out of HP,” Water Fairy warned coquettishly . There was a twinge of regret in her heart . She felt like she shouldn’t always call Lu Li illiterate . She didn’t know if deep down, it was hard for him to bear or not .
“Coming, coming, don’t fight yet . Let me pull aggro over . ”
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Thieves didn’t have the Taunt skill, so if two people wanted to draw aggro, they could only do so through damage output . When the DPS of one person was more than 20% of the other, aggro would slowly move over .
“Holding hands under the flowers, we finish a cup of wine . How beautiful is your face!”
Before the words were out of his mouth, Lu Li and Water Fairy had received a full blast of drunkenness from the Boss . They couldn’t walk straight anymore, and they continued to lose HP .
“A heart is like a net of thousands of knots!”
Just when that skill had ended, a new one had been cast .
All of a sudden, nets sprung forth from the ground . Lu Li accidently stepped on one, and all of a sudden, his health dropped by a third . He rushed to use Gale Steps and not only did he escape from that drunken state, but the damage he received later also disappeared .
“Snowy don’t step in that net,” Lu Li reminded .
However, only Lu Li was silly enough to put himself in danger and make himself an example of what not to do .
“The stars have changed – who will I be with now?!”
They didn’t know what this skill was called either . Lu Li saw a gale begin to blow, which pushed him and Water Fairy towards a certain direction . It turned out they were being blown towards the entrance of what looked like a whirlpool .
Lu Li didn’t know what would happen after they entered, but it definitely wouldn’t be good .
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The two of them moved towards the Boss with great difficulty . They had no way of stopping themselves from being sucked into the whirlpool . In a worst-case scenario, it would only take a few seconds for them to be swept along, and then it would probably be over for them .
“Our appearances aren’t as colorful as birds, but our spirits fly just as high!”
At this time, the matchmaker was reciting poetry . When foreigners attacked this Boss they probably would be completely dumbstruck, having no idea what this Boss’ lines meant .
“Grab my hand!” Water Fairy shouted .
Lu Li subconsciously held onto Water Fairy’s outstretched hand and realized in surprise that the speed at which they were being sucked into the whirlpool had been reduced . Now, they were able to move stably towards the Boss .
“Snowy, you’re really amazing . How did you know we had to hold hands?” Lu Li asked in surprise .
“What else would a Valentine’s Day Boss be doing? If we don’t have wings, then we can link hands and fly,” Water Fairy said .
“It’s a shame that we realized too late . We can’t defeat this Boss now,” Lu Li sighed .
While the matchmaker’s HP was just under 60%, they were both about to die, and they had already used up all the skills they could to recover their HP .
“I’ll hold him; you go first . We’ll start again . ”
Water Fairy also understood that under these circumstances, they would be unable to continue on . If both of them died, the Boss would be gone, and they wouldn’t see him if they entered the Instance Dungeon again .
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“You hold him and I go . Who knows? I might make it . ”
Of course, Lu Li couldn’t let his girl stay while he ran himself .
Actually, he had already stored the ‘Death’s Memory’ that Garona had given him and put it in the storehouse . Even if they died now, it didn’t matter that much . They would not lose EXP or equipment .
Water Fairy looked at him and firmly decided to run away from the Boss, Stealthing over and leaving the battle .
Most Bosses in Dawn maintained aggro throughout the whole Instance Dungeon . As soon as the Boss saw you, they would chase you down right to the doorway of the Dungeon, unless you could run outside before you died . Most players didn’t have the speed to escape .
Thieves were different . As long as they ran away from the Boss and Vanished, they could escape from the battle, and the Boss wouldn’t trouble them either .
After Water Fairy got away, Lu Li first pulled the Boss away to a distant corner, then used Sprint escape .
The matchmaker dropped his aggro and angrily went back to his original position . As this happened, his HP began to refill too .
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