Happy Thursday! Sorry for the cliffhanging ending on Monday. Rest be assured…. we will find out more today…. What happen? Who is trying to ‘kidnap’ Xiao Bei? Yi Fan to the rescue?
Enjoy the read and the weekend ahead.
Friday, March 21, Weather: To Fly Cotton Wadding as Far As the Eyes Can See (Continue)
‘Fatso ah. You scared the crap out of me.' I’m still suffering from panic mode, ‘What are you doing!’
‘Don’t make any noise, follow me.’
He put a hat on my head, throw me a sunglasses, gave me a sack alike cloak and took me out from the underground parking lot.
‘Aiya, openly playing the kidnapping in the daytime, it’s so cool.’ Fatso cheerfully said.
At this moment, I have been forced to enter Fatso’s car, and he drove all the way toward a very secluded road.
‘This afternoon I need to go to work. Absence without leave means will need to deduct money de!'
‘Eh? Baby Thunder says at this moment you have no money to earn de.’ Fatso amazingly asked.
‘Humph, indeed because of whose good fortune I was retained on probation ne. After probation I will have my earning le.'
‘No earning and yet everyday being bully by Thunder Baby…… this is a rotten job. I really don’t know how can you continue doing this job. Xiao Bei ah, why don’t you resign and work with me!’
Fatso job can barely claim as a professional job…….. selling adult goods……..
‘Damned Fatso, what the hell are you doing? Let me out of the car!’ I yelled.
‘Eh? At this moment isn’t ought to yell’
Very soon, Fatso arrived onto a small mountain area in the outskirts. End of March, trees begin to turn green. There were birds singing in the woods, while listen carefully there was also ding-dong sound of water. Fatso took me to a seven and eight twists and turns direction, unexpectedly arrive to a small elegant villa front, with red bricks and green roof tiles. And it's already has the sense of paradise.
But Fat Man didn’t bring me through the main entrance. Rather make a detour, drilled a hole, we went through a tunnel and reach inside the small villa! When we were out, I found the whole house was darker than the tunnel. The doors and the windows seemed to be covered with heavy curtains. From the window curtains there was a small gap of light leak out and I barely managed to felt myself standing in the living room. At the corner of the living room there was a rattan rocking chair with a man lying there. His arms were hung high and his head was cover with thick bandages. By feeling, I knew he was staring at me. The gaze was revealed from the narrow gap and the corners of his mouth was also harsh and twisted.
I’m so scared, I turned and take a few steps back: ‘Fatso, I want to go back to work. Quickly send me back, I really mean it.’ I heard my voice whimpered.
At that moment, the nightmare-alike mummy spoke: ‘Today I have granted you a rest day.’
Silence, a long silence.
I slowly turned around, heard the rusty bones in my body ‘creak, creak’ sound and my own incredible intonation: ‘Yifan?’
‘Dead Fatso, just a bruise, do you need to bandage me up like this ma? The Yifan in the cocoon complained.
‘Don’t trust my Marine Corps with military doctor skills!’ Fatso eyes flashed out a rare chill air.
‘I don’t trust, you only attended several days of first aid class……. tear it down for me!’ Yifan struggle.
‘Must, must.’ Fatso like a little girl, rushed over to stop Yifan, ‘If you don’t bandaged properly it will be disfigured. Baby, you hurt so badly.’
I was speechless for a while: ‘Can someone tell me, what you guys are doing?'
‘A little accident.’ Yifan casually said.
‘A little accident? How can you said it’s a small accident? I know Baby you are strong-minded, afraid that Xiao Bei worry. But she will be more worried if you don’t said it out.’
‘Really, I’m not worried. I’m not worried at all.’ I whispered
Fatso didn't hear my words and he continue said: ‘This morning, I met with Li Qi at the golf course. That evil lady saw Baby, without demur, she drove the golf cart at 180mph, dash over and knocked Baby on the ground. That still not enough, Baby fainted le. She got off the cart, raised the ball and hit baby’s face. Of course, baby’s whole face was full of blood flow out ah……..’
180mph? Head? Fatso I’m not *Xiao Qiang (cockroach)!’ Estimated Yifan wanted to roar, but his head was so wrapped up like a preserved egg and it seems like he doesn’t has the ability to roar with force. ‘Not so exaggerated, when I was playing golf, I met with Li Qi. She hit my cart with her golf cart, I tried to dodge and the cart turned, my wrist bone was fracture le………as for the head injury, it was hit by Lin Qi.’
*小强/Xiǎo Qiáng: cockroach (slang)
‘Ah, is it serious?’ I quickly came over to check Yifan’s wrist.
‘Aiya ya, be gentle!’ He gasped and said.
I’m a bit sad, since the hands are like this le, and the head……
I gently touched Yifan’s head bandage: ‘Fatso, you said your Baby’s head…….. what if the antenna doesn’t work in the future?’
‘Afraid of what, later elder brother will installed two lightning rods for him!’
‘Indeed mutual understanding!’ Fatso and I laughed out loud.
‘Do you two really care about me?’ Yifan complained with a crumbling voice.
‘Listen to his voice and you know he is fine. But Fatso ah, must the wrapping be like this ma? Although it is fun, but it's too wasteful of resources. Yifan’s head is not small.’
‘You two have problem, just don’t believe me. Tell you guys, I can smell all kinds of microwave signals within 20 kilometres away. You see…….’ Fatso yell ‘wow’ once the thick window curtains was opened up.
I closed my eyes not because of the sudden sunshine, but the flashing light from all directions.
‘Entertainment industry ah, indeed is the most dedicated and hardworking workers of the century.’ Fatso sighed with sorrow.
‘Well, you two stay well, I’m leaving.’ After a while fatso said.