3023 Chapter 2,912, Shameless
“Sigh! This old fellow is becoming more and more muddle-headed, incoherent, and crazy!”The young man sighed. “We have to find an opportunity to let him retire and return to his hometown.”
Su Yu’s forehead was filled with black lines.
Hey, Hey, the one who is Crazy Is You, Alright?
If you were to take a pill that you weren’t even sure about and let him try it, even a normal person wouldn’t be able to taste it.
Moreover, it had caused some bad consequences..
“Hey, are you a guest?”The young man looked at Su Yu.
Su Yu could not help but take two steps back and said seriously, “Yes, I’m here to buy…”
“Since you’re a guest, then I’ll give you a grand recommendation of My Soul Saint Clan’s specialty divine medicine, the Heaven and Earth Grand Sage Pill!”The young man did not give up as he introduced this irregular pitch-black medicinal pill.
Su Yu suddenly had an impulse that had not appeared for a long time. “I remember that you just said that it was a beauty pill and the great barren pill. Now, there is another heaven and Earth Grand Sage Pill?”
The young man coughed dryly. “The details are not important. You only need to know that after eating this medicinal pill, it will allow you to become a grand sage expert in one step!”
“En! It really is a grand sage expert. I, Linghu Yang, have never lied. Otherwise, five Thunderbolts will strike the sky…”
Boom Boom Boom —
It was clear skies, but five colorful Thunderbolts suddenly appeared around Linghu Yang. They blasted the ground, causing green smoke to rise.
Waves of searing aura spread in all directions.
Even the heavens couldn’t stand it. They severely punished this person who spoke without thinking.
Linghu Yang scratched his head awkwardly and said shamelessly, “Haha, look. Even the heavenly lightning is praising my heaven and Earth Great Sage Pill. What reason do you have to not eat it?”
Boom Boom Boom —
Another ball of electric current bombarded and burned Linghu Yang’s clothes.
Even his hair was curly and gave off an unpleasant smell.
His face was black, but his hands were tightly holding onto the pill. He was like a beggar.
Phew —
He spat out a ball of green smoke and said, “Am I right? Heavenly Thunder said it was fine, but you don’t have to…”
Su Yu quickly waved his hand and interrupted him. He said very seriously, “Don’t talk anymore. I still want to buy the secret medicine.”
If he continued talking, the heavenly lightning might really kill him. Where would he buy the secret medicine then?
“Sigh!”Linghu Yang stared at the pill and put it away with a solemn expression. He looked up to the sky and sighed, “People say that I’m too crazy. I laugh at others for not being able to see through me!”
“Why is it that no one understands my loneliness?”Linghu Yang said with pity as a single tear fell from the corner of his eye.
The corner of Su Yu’s mouth twitched again and again. He said expressionlessly, “I need a bottle of spiritual medicine.”
Linghu Yang wiped away his tears and looked at him expectantly, “Are you sure you don’t Want My Invincible Grand Recovery Pill?”
The name… changed again!
Su Yu shook his head firmly. “I don’t need it. I just want the secret spiritual medicine.”
“Sigh!”Linghu Yang lowered his head and returned to the hall with a depressed expression. He casually took out a bottle from a pile of medicine bottles on the table and threw it to Su Yu. “This is it.”
Su Yu stared blankly. He had the urge to beat him up.
Was this guy really sure that this was a secret spiritual medicine?
He had never even seen it before.
“This…”fortunately, there was a label on the bottle. He looked down and could not help but turn pale. “This is acacia powder. HMM, it has been used before.”
The so-called acacia powder was naturally a medicine to help men and women have fun.
“AH, it’s not a spiritual medicine.”Linghu Yang coughed and took it back. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Last Night, Madam forced me to use it and accidentally left it here. Brother, please don’t take offense.”
He didn’t take offense… of course he did!
Being stared at by Su Yu, Linghu Yang finally became more serious. After searching for a while in a pile of bottles, he finally found an old jade bottle and lazily threw it to Su Yu. “There’s no mistake now.”
When Su Yu saw it, he was so angry that his nose was crooked.
The production date on it was actually 100 years ago.
No matter how good a secret medicine was, its essence would continue to flow with time.
100 years was enough to cause a portion of the secret medicine’s essence to be lost.
“Is there anything with a newer date?”Su Yu asked.
Linghu Yang fiddled with the medicinal powder in boredom and said, “There’s nothing else. The rest have all been bought away. Seriously, why is the Heavenly Dao prison so lively recently?”
Only this bottle?
Su Yu couldn’t accept it, but he was helpless. He said, “Alright, this is 10 billion.”
Unexpectedly, Linghu Yang didn’t even raise his head. He waved his hand and said, “Forget it, a bottle of old secret medicine is free.”
Free?
Even if it was old, there should still be a considerable portion of the medicine’s effects, right?
He actually gave up on free just like that.
Su Yu finally felt that this fellow still had some redeeming qualities.
“Thank you, Goodbye.”Su Yu took his leave decisively.
But just as he was about to leave, an angry figure barged in.
It was a rather beautiful young woman. She had a graceful figure, fair skin, and delicate facial features.
But there was a heroic air between her brows.
At this moment, she was raising her eyebrows and barging in in a hurry. Before she reached the entrance of the hall, she shouted, “Linghu Yang! Get Out Here!”
In the hall, Linghu Yang, who was mixing the medicinal powder, suddenly shivered. Because his hands were trembling, the medicinal powder splashed all over his face, making him look especially comical.
“Linghu Yang isn’t here, he’s not here!”Linghu Yang bent over, using his sleeves to cover his head as he ran towards the back door of the side hall.
“HMPH, damn it, you want to run?”The woman jumped up and stopped Linghu Yang.
Although Linghu Yang looked crazy, his hands were exceptionally agile.
The woman grabbed him with one hand and he dodged like a loach. He turned around and rushed to the main door.
The valiant woman was already prepared. She lightly reprimanded, “Xiao Hua, Xiao Cao!”
Whoosh —
Two maidservants, one thin and one fat, suddenly jumped down from the main hall. They held onto a net and suddenly covered Linghu Yang, who was about to leave.
Moreover, as a bystander, Su Yu also suffered an unexpected disaster and was covered in the net.
“Humph! Run again?”
The valiant woman jumped forward and pinched Linghu Yang’s ear. She bared her teeth and said, “Damn you, do you know why I’m Looking for you today?”
“No… I don’t know!”Linghu Yang rolled his eyes.
The valiant woman pinched him harder, causing Linghu Yang to cry out in pain, “Be gentle, be gentle! Okay, okay, I know, because I took your undergarment to exchange for medicinal herbs.”
“Then, do you think you should be beaten?”The valiant-looking woman’s expression was ice-cold, and her gaze was as if she wanted to kill someone!
Linghu Yang was so frightened that he swallowed his saliva. “Ying ‘er, listen to me, I have a pure heart at the peak of the Dao seeking pill refinement realm, I have no ill intentions. You have to believe in your husband, your undergarment was definitely not sold to those shameless Zhang San and Li Si.”
What did he mean by ‘there is no silver here’.
This was it!
The undergarment must have been sold to those stinking hooligans!
“I’ll kill you!”The heroic woman was extremely angry. She raised her hand and whipped it fiercely.
After suffering a violent beating, Linghu Yang cried out in pain. Su Yu was also under the net, helplessly watching the husband and wife fight.
Really, who did he offend? Why was he caught in the net?
Just as he was feeling helpless, his soul suddenly felt a piercing pain.
He realized that his soul had been attacked, but before he could defend himself, his vision turned black.
Although it was only for a short moment, when he opened his eyes, he realized that his soul had already left his original body and entered another body.
And he was very close to a woman who raised her palm and was about to ruthlessly slap him.
That was Linghu Yang’s wife.
He looked sideways and saw that his body was lying on the side and he let out a sigh of relief.
In an instant, Su Yu understood that his soul had been swapped.
The other party had used a soul secret technique that Su Yu had never seen before and forcefully swapped their souls!
F * ck!
Su Yu was furious at that moment. This shameless fellow, seeing that he was about to be beaten up, he swapped his soul to bear it!
How could a person be so shameless?
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