Chapter 3 Shall we pinch the Hedge ball
"I'm not gonna embarrass you, just punish you for staying with me in the Ghost realm for two days! Occasionally you shall sing and dance a little, accompany me to kill some time, and, no more 'Ghost King, Ghost King', just 'Han Ge'. There are few people in the world who dare to call me that, but today I give you this opportunity. You need to cherish it, understand?"
After Qianhua thought about his words, she couldn't figure out if there was any traps set for her. She looked up with an innocent face and confirmed: "Just stay for two days?"
"Of course." Han Ge raised his eyebrows, played with his elegant hair above his forehead, and smiled in a charming but vicious way. "I don't mind to have you stay for a few more days, if you prefer."
"Two days are enough, enough!" Qianhua replied quickly. As long as she could make it to the Heavenly King's birthday banquet with her uncle, it could be a free two-day trip to the Ghost realm for her. Such a good opportunity to take a break from the current boring routine!
Of course, Qianhua wasn't aware of the trickery covered by Han Ge's complicated smile. She followed the man to the Ghost realm, without a second thought.
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The Ghost realm, after all, is nothing like the Heavenly. Although Qianhua has never been to the Heavenly, she has some images of that realm in her head. The Heavenly realm has four gates: the east, the south, the west and the north. The south gate is the most delicated one. Wide and long jade stairs are built with gold particles, with the flame-color maples on both sides. On the end of the stairs is a Nether pavilion connected to the resentment river. The pavilion is covered with white snow all the year round. Even the warmest season couldn't defrost it...
Qianhua swayed her head, shaking off the blurry pictures flashing in her mind. She looked up at the entrance of the Ghost realm, a horrifying dark gate!
Small flowers quickly bloomed everywhere and withered even faster. Green stars sparkled in the inky sky, like fireflies struggling in the wild wind. Under the vine bridge with a strange shape, running the Death river with countless savage souls. The gate of the Ghost realm on the end of the river, slowly opened like a greedy monster's mouth.
The little devils who were guarding the gate shouted loud but meaningless. They all had red eyes, long tongues, and messy hairs. They were trying their best to be arrogant.
Qianhua panicked and turned back to the hedgehog, hiding into the wide cuff of Han Ge's golden silk robe.
The gate was wrapped with dead wood and whimpering ghosts. Inside the gate, there were nets of enchantments. Qianhua knew that her spiritual power was not strong enough, and feared to be blocked out because of that. It's just easier and safer to pass through with Han Ge.
This Ghost king really is a narcissistic man.
Living in a deep and gloomy ghost camp, the king dresses nothing like the surrounding decorations. He wore a golden robe and a shining jade crown, and held a fan...
Luo Qianhua found this the most pervert item on him!
— It was a fan that normally used by a woman. Even worse, the fan was actually painted with a half-naked sex scene!
Qianhua shivered every time she noticed that picture.
Han Ge looked just like a wealthy young master, who would thought to be naïve and spoiled. But he always acted like a wise veteran in the face of the old hedgehog!
Qianhua shivered and crawled deeper into Han Ge's wide-sleeved. Han Ge's thin and soft skin might got stunned by that, he cried out loud and subconsciously waved his arm to get rid off the hurtful thing. Qianhua fell out from the cuffs immediately, and bounced on the ground a couple times before collapsed into a ball. She freezed for a while and then turned back to human form. Her pretty face was hurt, and the wound felt burning pain.
"HuaHua, do you like this rolling game? Or do you like to switch between girl and hedgehog?"
With the mocking from Han Ge and sound of approaching steps, Qianhua panicked again and lost her still-unstable human form and changed back.
Han Ge liked this - It's convenient to pick it up! Then he leaned over and took it into the palm of his hand and entered the Ghost hall.
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"Our Ghost King, welcome back from to the field tour! Out Ghost King must have the beauty, the grace, and the glory!"
Stepping into the Ghost hall, Qianhua was surprised by the loud screams.
Apparently Han Ge enjoyed this a lot, and waved his arms to accept the sweet-talking.
"Ghost King, what is this ball?"
"It has spikes, it's ugly!"
"Hey, why there are so many tree thorns on a pile of spring mud?"
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"You are the spring mud!" Qianhua was pissed, and the anger made her spikes even softer. She could not cultivate to a girl in this condition.
"Oh, listen, listen, spring mud could talk!"
"Really? Its bristles feels so soft!"
"Ghost King, just tell us!"
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After another round of chats, Han Ge felt that his "HuaHua" had been laughed at enough, then touched the soft body of Qianhua, and slowly replied: "I picked her up with Goldie on the tour. Her name is HuaHua. But no one shall call her that name except I. You guys can call her hedge ball."
"Hedge ball?!" Qianhua felt that her body was passed from ghost hands to ghost hands, and been touched over and over, It was itchy and very uncomfortable. She was mad and stared at Han Ge who was laughing on the side. When her own spiritual strength has risen, this man must be turned into a golden turtle as revenge! She shall turn this turtle over and make him struggle to get up!
When she was thinking about her revenge, she as well checked the three little ghosts who just took advantage of her.
One was a petite and delicate female ghost, who was told by Han Ge: "HunMu, you should pinch her nose, isn't it cute?"
Then the wood property ghost joyfully squeezed the nose of the Qianhua. But she might pinched too hard that Qianhua almost burst into tears.
HunMu, originally the essence of the millennium tree. When the tree died, a piece of the soul turned into a wooden heart. Under the guidance of the Ghost king, she cultivated into a young girl. At that time, after she finished playing with Qianhua's nose, she excitedly nudged the ghost next to her, "It's really fun, Mao, you should try it out!"
The so-called "Mao" was a ghost girl, who's a few years younger than HunMu. She used to be a cat demon with seven lives, named "HuanLanSha". She got dispelled from the Demon realm and bagged Han Ge to take her to the Ghost realm. After a thousands of trials, she made it to the Ghost realm. So this day, she got to play with Qianhua in the hall.
"Lol, really it's fun, hard for a while and soft for a while, so fun!" HuanLanSha squeezed her fingers a bit more. Qianhua felt suffocated.
"This kid, can't tell the feeling of hard and soft..." Qianhua felt helpless...
At that time, Han Ge lied in his dark skeleton chair in the center of the Ghost hall, and gazed at the naked ghosts behind his favorite sex fan...