This epilogue is about very trivial stuff in life so it is actually about nothing. So I’ve to liven it up with some pictures 🙂 The next epilogue is pretty long and being Easter week, update might be late.
All the Time Epilogue 3: Couple’s Mobile Phone Daily Trivialities (translated by peanuts and edited by hoju)
Jing Jing: Today’s food for the cast and crew.
Jing Jing: Mealbox.jpg
It just so happened that Yu Tu was eating in the canteen, so he took a picture and sent it back in reply.
Jing Jing: !
Jing Jing: So plentiful!
Jing Jing: Is it delicious?
Yu Tu: Pretty good.
Jing Jing: From the canteen at your work unit?
Yu Tu: Yes, there are five canteens in my institute, about the same as a university.
Jing Jing: Take me there to eat next time. I haven’t eaten in a canteen for a long time.
Before Yu Tu had a chance to reply, she negated shot down her own idea.
Jing Jing: Oh, no. Does your confidential work unit not allow people to go in?
Yu Tu: You can, but you have to leave your identity card at the doorway as collateral. You don’t mind?
Jing Jing:? What is there to mind?
Jing Jing: The picture on my identity card is as beautiful as a fairy.
Yu Tu: ……
Yu Tu: That’s good.
Yu Tu: Actually, mine is also pretty good.
Xiao Zhu, who unintentionally saw this part of the dialogue, left silently, feeling that she had misjudged teacher Yu.
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Yu Tu: Breakfast.jpg
Two hours later.
Jing Jing: Did you make it yourself? Surprisingly, you can cook breakfast!
Yu Tu: Only breakfast.
Jing Jing: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Jing Jing: Are you getting up too early?
Yu Tu: I usually sleep four to five hours, which is enough.
Jing Jing: … Hateful!
Jing Jing: So, the reason your grades were so good is you secretly studied while us normal people were sleeping?
Yu Tu: You can observe me at close range in the future.
Yu Tu: Mentioning in passing, you’re an AI (Artificial Intelligence). The words “us normal people” are not suitable for you.
Jing Jing: Sullen.jpg
Jing Jing: This AI is keeping to herself = =
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Jing Jing: Big Sister Ling said that you’ve a transparent physique.
Yu Tu: Transparent?
Yu Tu: I am sure that the light can’t pass through me.
Jing Jing: …
The way people in scientific research talk was really……
Jing Jing: I’ll show you the chat history.
She sent two chat records to Yu Tu.
Big Sister Ling: I now feel that your Teacher Yu will not be successful in the entertainment industry.
Jing Jing: How dare you! Don’t tell me you don’t think he’s not more handsome than all the list male artists?!
Big Sister Ling: But don’t you notice that he has special invisible effect?
Jing Jing: O_O What?
Big Sister Ling: Just see how previously he went to your house every day for more than a month but was not photographed. Of course, the both of you seldom went out together, so not getting photographed is still justifiable. But both of you were so open and obvious in your hometown, yet still no one leaked the news?
Big Sister Ling: My public relations contingency plan has been in vain.
Big Sister Ling: lonely.jpg
Yu Tu clicked open the picture and finished reading it.
Jing Jing: It is a little strange that none of our classmate actually leaked the news.
Yu Tu: That day when I went back to take your coat and car key, I gave everyone a red packet.
Jing Jing: (Surprised) Why didn’t you and Pei Pei tell me?
Jing Jing: No wonder you were gone for quite a long time.
Jing Jing: = = How much in red packets did you give out?
Yu Tu: Nearly a month’s salary?
Jing Jing: …
Jing Jing: Might as well have let them expose us!
Jing Jing: Are you foolish?
Jing Jing: angry.jpg
Yu Tu couldn't help but laugh.
Yu Tu: Then, I’ll deduct the sum from the bride-price in the future?
Jing Jing: ……
Jing Jing: Goodbye = =
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Jing Jing: I just finished work and saw your message ~~~ are you asleep yet? ~
Yu Tu: I am writing a letter.
Jing Jing: Oh, immigration to Mars?
Yu Tu took a photo of the letter paper and sent it over.
Qiao Jing Jing looked at it for a while.
Jing Jing: Yu Xiao Qiao?
Jing Jing: … what is this = =
Yu Tu: Numbers and data are too boring. If I make up a protagonist and use her perspective to describe things, you might find it more interesting?
Jing Jing: Thanks for the hard work!
Jing Jing: So you put our two family names together? That’s too arbitrary. . .
Yu Tu: Immigration to Mars is still a long way to go, so the protagonist should be our descendant. The possibility of being called this name is not arbitrary.
Jing Jing: = =
Yesterday was bride-price, today was descendants…
Jing Jing: Focus on writing the letter. Don’t indulge in flights of fancy.
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Jing Jing: crying.jpg
When Yu Tu came out of the lab and saw the message, he directly sent her a voice chat request. Qiao Jing Jing clicked decline.
Jing Jing: Don’t want to voice chat. My throat hurts.
Yu Tu: What happened?
Jing Jing: There was an outburst scene today. The director was dissatisfied the whole time. NG’d many times.
Jing Jing: Been a long time since I NG’d so many times. It was so embarrassing.
Jing Jing: lying on the floor crying.jpg
Yu Tu: Well.
Yu Tu: Did the scene get the pass yet?
Jing Jing: Passed, but a bit dejected, so I’m seeking comfort >_<
Yu Tu: As long as you’re successful in the end, that is good.
Jing Jing: …Your comfort is too perfunctory…
Yu Tu: Failure is a common occurrence for us. I can’t think of anything to say at such short notice. Maybe you should think of it this way. At least you don’t waste taxpayers’ money.
Jing Jing: emmmm~~~
Jing Jing: Teacher Yu, don’t be too stressed.
Jing Jing: It goes without saying your work is very complex and difficult. It also goes without saying that science advances forward after countless failures.
Yu Tu, who was holding his phone, couldn’t help but smile. The tiredness on his face all of a sudden relaxed.
With Guan Zai away, he was really quite stressed. The problems he ran into recently were very complicated. He had tried many methods but still could not solve them.
But how could his girlfriend be so smart?
Yu Tu: So it’s the same for you. In any industry, it is very difficult to make a breakthrough.
Jing Jing: Ah O(∩_∩)O~~~~
Jing Jing: Let’s work hard together.
Qiao Jing Jing held her mobile phone and rolled on the bed. She felt that she and Teacher Yu were already soul mates. Wasn’t she super considerate to comfort her boyfriend, who was feeling down?
Yu Tu: Miss Qiao, I’ve a question.
Yu Tu: The NG would not be a kiss scene, right?
Jing Jing: ……
Okay, this boyfriend who felt down did not exist = =
Teacher Yu was not that kind of person. He could recover very quickly!
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Jing Jing: Hello.gif
After more than half an hour.
Yu Tu: I was playing basketball just now.
Jing Jing: Playing basketball so late.
Yu Tu: Played with colleagues after work.
Jing Jing: Take a selfie, I want to see what you look like when you play basketball>_<
After a while.
Yu Tu: Photo.jpg
Yu Tu: I don’t know how to take selfies. I asked my colleague to take the photo.
Jing Jing: … Your colleague is a straight guy.
Teacher Yu in the photo was handsome, but with the dark, murky lighting, terribly chosen angle, and weird composition, one could only say that it was fortunate that Teacher Yu was handsome enough.
Qiao Jing Jing looked at the photo for a long time.
What should she do? She missed Teacher Yu very, very much.
Yu Tu: My colleagues asked me why am I taking photo.
Jing Jing: What did you say?
Yu Tu: For a blind date.
Jing Jing: …
Yu Tu: So they are now gathered around my phone and telling me to ask you for a photo.
Jing Jing: Are you serious?
Yu Tu did not reply immediately. After a while.
Yu Yu: I’ve chased them away.
Jing Jing: >_<~
Yu Tu: Where is your photo?
Jing Jing: You really want it?
Jing Jing: Selfie.jpg
Yu Tu was silent for a very long time.
Jing Jing: (Heehee expression)
Jing Jing: Is your blind date beautiful?
Yu Tu directly sent over a voice chat request.
Qiao Jing Jing answered.
Yu Tu: “I heard that a girl’s selfie cannot be trusted.”
His voice was deep and low. “So, my dear blind date girl, when are you coming to meet me?”
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Yu Tu: I am very worried about the emotional intelligence of my colleagues.
Jing Jing: @[email protected] What?
Yu Tu: The colleague who helped me take my photo last time asked me whether my blind date last time was successful, because lately I’m always chatting with someone whenever I’m eating. Then he took my mobile phone away.
Yu Tu: I said this is a WeChat applet. (Applets are more convenient programs and functions within WeChat. Unlike full-version apps, applets do not need to be downloaded individually outside of the Wechat interface.)
Yu Tu: He believed me and asked me where to download it as he also wants one.
Yu Tu: The overall emotional quotient (EQ) of us science and engineering men is probably being dragged down like this?
Jing Jing: ??? What are you talking about?
Jing Jing: I am also confused. I feel that my IQ is very low.
Yu Tu: He read our chat history from this morning.
Jing Jing: (shocked)… What did I say to make him believe that I am a WeChat applet ???
Qiao Jing Jing quickly flipped through this morning’s chat history.
This morning, she had had to film a daybreak scene, so she had gotten up very early. Teacher Yu, with his biological clock that was not a thing of normal human beings, always would be then first to say anything in the morning. It was rare for her to get up early, so naturally, she had wanted to show off a little today. The moment she got out of bed, she had sent a WeChat message over: “I got up earlier than you today ~”
Then they had chatted intermittently. Qiao Jing Jing was very panicked now. True, their dialogue had been normal with nothing unusual it, but she was already so boring, to the extent that people would think she was a WeChat applet?
Jing Jing: Send me a screenshot of our dialogue.
She definitely was not the problem. The problem must be elsewhere.
Yu Tu sent a screenshot to her.
Qiao Jing Jing: …
As expected!
She was not the problem. Someone’s colleague was also not the problem. As expected, the problematic one was Teacher Yu!
The dialogue was exactly the same as what she had in her WeChat. There was not much difference. Except at the upper part of the screenshot, in the place where the contact’s ID was written, there were two big words —— AI Girl.
Jing Jing: …
Jing Jing: Goodbye.
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Jing Jing: Ding ~~~
Jing Jing: WeChat applet is reminding you, the first time you recharge 68 yuan to your account, you will be given a big gift package that is a great value.
Yu Tu: Oh.
Jing Jing:??? You are not going to recharge?
Yu Tu: I want to change applets.
Jing Jing: ……
Yu Tu: (Voice) For most video games, the first charge is 6 yuan. Isn’t your applet a little costly?
Yu Tu: (Voice) But I can take a look at what the big gift package is first and then consider.
Jing Jing: angry.jpg
Jing Jing: You get a card that you can redeem to get a two-day experience of with a real-life girlfriend!
Jing Jing: I am going back to Shanghai to do a brand event. The director has already agreed to let me take the time off.
Yu Tu: Money has been transferred.
Jing Jing received the money.
Jing Jing: So much (^o^)/~
Yu Tu dialed her phone directly: “What time? I’ll go pick you up.”
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