Prologue
I’m not particularly unhappy with the current Japan.
It’s not like I’m working in a black company either.
I don’t have a wife or children either.
Nor is it like I have lost all hope in the world.
Watching TV, playing new games, reading novels, taking a bath, eating dinner, that’s my everyday. And even though I’ve already finished school it’s not like I want to go back to my student days.
Surely there are many who think 「It’s better to be a student!!」
But if you think about it, how much freedom did we have when we were students?
After school, the amount of money I could freely use depended on my parents.
Oh, it’s not like I’m saying that those without parents had it easy. It’s not like my parents were a nuisance.
I was happy to be able to become financially independent from my parents once I became an adult. I felt that I was actually living.
What I’m saying is…
「I’m satisfied with my current situation」
I clearly tell the person who is in front of my apartment door.
「Ah, I’m not interested in religion or anything, since I already entered the one my parents are in」
Most people are like that, right? I’m sure that most people would not go looking for a new religion on purpose. It’s like, when I realized, I was already part of my parent’s religion.
After saying my part, I try to close the door of my apartment.
「P-Please wait! Could not you please listen to me for a few seconds!?」
Suddenly, a hand appears preventing me from closing the door.
I’m not so evil as to close the door when I know there is a hand between the door.
But as soon as I opened the door…
「Are you interested in managing a dungeon? If you accept right now, it comes with the goddess’ blessing and support!!」
No matter who it is, when faced with a beautiful blonde woman wearing a suit, everyone would act in this way. 「I fell in love with you at first sight」and would accept every word coming out of her mouth.
If what was coming out of her mouth was not related to religion, most would listen to her at least, but when you come out of nowhere with terms like managing and money, most people would react badly.
Listen carefully! It is completely meaningless to use this approach, your goal should first be to have them listen to you. So when they hear the details and say「I’m not interested in managing anything」it has to be followed by 「There’s no problem, we’ll support you!!」, then they wouldn’t be able to escape anymore and would sink even more in the situation.
Next, they should be saying things like, I have to go to work, or have an important issue to attend to, but such ambiguous excuses will only corner the person more.
That’s why I acted as if I didn’t listen to her and tried to close the door quickly. By the way, if the other party was not a beauty, I would have already closed the door and turned off the power supply of the intercom.
I’m sure that every family has its way of refuse visits.
I won’t longer recognize this beautiful woman who is blocking the door with her hand and trying to convince me of her religion as a woman.
I’m not naive enough to believe that I can raise a flag as if it were one of those dramas, light novels, or manga.
「I understand, so, could you please remove your hands? It’s dangerous」
Saying so, I start to open the door (This is the important part) which causes the other party to move backwards and wait for the door to open fully.
Then I close it immediately. Perfect.
「Eh? Eeh!? Eeeh~~!!」
In addition to locking the door, I disable the intercom and quickly move to the room where I was playing a game and raise the volume to a maximum I can bear.
Eh, that I acted like a demon? Those types of people who think like that can waste all the time they want listening carefully to such scam.
You may be wondering, what happens if that person starts to bother and make noise? Don’t worry, reality is ruthless. Everything ends with a call to the police.
It seems that in the end, the person in question gave up and left quietly.
Let’s lower the volume of the game and enjoy my day off.
「Don’t fucking screw with me!!」
Suddenly the beauty appeared in front of me blocking the view of the screen.
The game that I was playing was a real-time action RPG without the possibility of pausing. I was in the middle of fighting a instant death boss… And although I quickly moved my gaze from the beauty to the screen, a lapse of judgment caused the fatal death of my character.
…My heart feels like its about to break…
「Don’t fucking screw with me should be my line!!」
Of course I was upset. However, I was calm. I grabbed the smartphone immediately… and called 110.. Ah, it connected.
「Police? An unknown person has broke into my home… Yes… The address is…」
「Ah!? Wait a second!! It’s a misunderstanding!!」
The beauty finally understood what I was doing and immediately snatched my phone and cut the call.
「It’s not even a misunderstanding, you’re trespassing」
Again I tried to call 110… but I was interrupted.
「This guy, is pretty stubborn… I see, then it should work…」
I don’t know what she’s muttering, but… no, That should be a normal response. I’m 90% sure that any Japanese citizen who is exposed to such an act, would react in this way. After all, it’s never 100%…
Then, the beauty pointed her hand towards me.
「I’ll explain it over there!!」
Afterwards, a light enveloped me…