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Chapter 1 The System Has a Bad Temper

"Azhen fell in love with Aqiang, on a night with stars. The plane flew overhead, and meteors streaked across the night sky. Life did not make sense, but love did make life more beautiful... "

With the dynamic music, Yu Sheng opened his hazy eyes. He randomly groped for his cellphone on the head of a bed. It was just another ordinary day, getting up, going to work, getting off work, and sleeping.

He didn't know since when his life had became so regular that it even choked him.

By the way, it seemed that he didn't need to go to work today, because he was told yesterday that his performance during the internship was below standard.

"The supernatural charging money system has found its host. Data loading, one percent... ten percent..."

Suddenly, a trace of phonism appeared in his mind, and Yu Sheng was puzzled for a second. "Can reading too many novels lead to phonism? It seems I should not read novels in the evening. Sure enough, I'm aged, already 23. I should make a clean break with reading novels, which is the hobby of the young..."

All of a sudden, a silvery pendant of fortune cat fell into his hands. The pendant looked very funny in that the silvery cat had no limb, only a head, body, one eye and one ear.

Meanwhile, the system spoke again—

"The supernatural charging money system has finished linking, and is checking the information. Please verify, host."

"Race: Human"

  

"Name: Yu Sheng"

  

"Age: 23"

"Occupation: None"

Was this real? You must be kidding. Was this a dream? Sure enough, he shouldn't have read system type novels, which were too virulent, and could even lead to hallucinations. But this necklace seemed to be real.

Yu Sheng: "Are you really the system? Just like those in novels?"

System: "Right!"

  

Yu Sheng: "That means I can exchange for everything. What should I use to exchange? Is it something like values of good and evil?"

  

System: "I, the system, am not as troublesome as those idiots. Just charge money."

Yu Sheng: "Charge money?"

The system immediately spoke again—

"Whether to automatically convert property?"

Yu Sheng was startled, and instinctively answered, "Yes!"

All of a sudden, he saw the number 13,700 appearing on the forehead of the fortune cat in his hands. In the meantime, everything, including his clothes, money in the banks and even lost coins in the sewers, as long as it belonged to him, were all converted instantly. 

Then he heard—

"The wealth of the host: 13,700. Start the exchange system or not?"

  

Yu Sheng: "Start it!"

System: Please choose exchange needs. The automatic search function initiates.

Yu Sheng: "Unbelievable! I can exchange for everything, right? Well, give me a martial arts manual first, like the Nine Yang Manual. I've been reading martial arts novels recently, and want to become a martial arts master, too."

System: …

Seeing that the system had fallen silent, Yu Sheng said in disgust, "You cannot provide such a simple thing, can you?"

System: "I can. It's worth 5,000. Are you sure to exchange?"

Staring dully at the system, Yu Sheng answered seriously, "Nonsense, of course, I want to exchange. It surprises me that I can really exchange for martial arts manuals. Anyway, it just costs 5,000. Show me."

A white flash appeared from the fortune cat in Yu Sheng's hands. Immediately, a Nine Yang Manual appeared in his hands.

With surprise, Yu Sheng looked at the Nine Yang Manual in his hands and said excitedly, "You do have it. It's so cheap. Cool."

 

Yu Sheng opened the manual to page one, and then he was in a daze for a moment, "Only for Nine Yang physique to cultivate"

Poof!

Yu Sheng put a hand on his chest, and almost spit blood. He immediately said, "I want to return it. This thing is useless."

  

System: "Things from the system are absolutely fine, and will not accept any return. Moreover, the system has carefully asked its host, and exchanged after your assurance."

Yu Sheng looked at the damn cat and didn't know what to say. Then he told himself to forget about it. It was just the rubbish cost 5,000. Yu Sheng said, "You win. Good men do not argue with system. I want to exchange for cultivation methods. No, I want to directly exchange for cultivation base, hha…"

After the first exchange, Yu Sheng obviously became more experienced. He was already the host of a system. How foolish he would be if he strenuously spent time in cultivating. 

 

However, what he got was a head-on blow from the system. "Warning! Host, your balance is insufficient. Exchanging for physical goods will cost more than a hundred times of money than exchanging for information. Don't play tricks, poor guy."

  

"Poor guy!" Yu Sheng's canthus twitched, and he suddenly became angry, yelling "You just called me poor guy, didn't you?"

  

System: "I was just stating a fact"

  

Yu Sheng was furious, and his mouth twitched. With clenched fists, he said, "Humph, I won't haggle with you. Then what can I exchange for? "

  

System: "Are you an idiot? I've already told you. You tell me your needs, and I'll match commodity for you according to your conditions, poor guy. If I show you the catalogue, you'll spend your whole life reading it.  "

  

"Damn it!" Yu Sheng couldn't bear it any more. He jumped right up, roaring, "Don't be so arrogant with your status as a system. Believe it or not, I can braise you. You are so impolite. I am at least your host."

  

Boom!

  

With a loud thud, Yu Sheng was nearly blown up. His head and face were dusty and dirty, and blue smoke was coming out from his mouth, like he was struck by thunder. 

  

System: "It seems that the host is very unsatisfied with me. Is that my illusion?"

 

Purr. Yu Sheng swallowed a slobber, and said, "I'm not, I'm not. How dare I be unsatisfied with you? Are you thirsty? Should I go out and buy you a fish first? Do you prefer steamed or braised fish?"

  

System: "Spineless!"

 

How Yu Sheng wished he could crush the system, but he managed a smile and said, "I'm hungry. What can I exchange for?"

 

Just then, a carton of milk and a deep-fried dough stick appeared in Yu Sheng's hands. 50 was deducted from the sum. Yu Sheng found it unreasonable. "I…Why are they so expensive? They are not even worth 5, but you sell it for 50."

 

System: "Things from the system are absolutely fine. They are just worth the price. Do you have any objection?"

 

Yu Sheng opened the milk and said with unwillingness, "No objection, no objection!"

  

System: "You don't have an objection, but I have. You only spent 5,050 today. You will make me suffer from cold and hunger. Hurry up! You must continue charging money."

  

Looking at the remaining 8,650 in the system, Yu Sheng didn't know what to say and failed to shed a tear. Half a year has passed since his graduation, and he was unqualified to finish the internship. He had not found a job, and it was impossible to charge all the money into the system. Above all, that was his hard-earned money.

  

By the way, he would be a man backed up by a system since today. 

  

The deep-fried dough stick did taste much better than those he bought outside. However delicious the deep-fried dough stick was, it was just a deep-fried dough, which could not get the flavor of dragon meat. After thinking carefully, Yu Sheng, staring at the system in his hands, said with a cheeky smile, "Then please endow me with an ability that can help me make lots of money. Search the suitable one for me."

 

System: "I have already told you that exchanging for physical goods will cost more than a hundred times of money than exchanging for information. Even the cheapest skill of frying the deep-fried dough stick is worth 300,000. You, the crap, cannot afford it. If you are full, go out to make money."

  

"I…", Yu Sheng said helplessly , "It's too expensive. You are a unscrupulous merchant! Shouldn't my desire be easily satisfied when I become the host of a system?"

  

System: "I am waiting for you to make money for me. How should you count on me making money for you? Bloke, believe it or not, if you continue show me the monkey business, I will kill you."

  

Boom!

 

Another explosion. Yu Sheng felt that his whole body was burnt. He put on his clothes in three seconds without hesitation, daring not be the least negligent.

  

"I believe."

  

Yu Sheng failed to shed a tear. How dare he not believe? He abused in his heart that the system was nothing. It always attacked him like a thunderstrike. How can it bully him that way? Generally, the person who owned a system should be the protagonist, right? Did he get the wrong script? 


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