"So it's due to your good services that we're in no hurry to go anywhere?" the taciturn Garrakan asked gruffly.
"And basically," said the goblin, brushing aside all possible objections, "I'm going to join you for the rest of the journey."
"As our jester? Well, how about that!" snorted Loudmouth.
He and Tomcat had come across to us while Arnkh was pulling the bolts out of the birds' little corpses and sorting things out with the aggrieved owner of the Golden Chicken.
"Do you see any cap?" Kli-Kli asked, jabbing a finger at his own head.
The goblin was not wearing a jester's cap with little bells, or a leotard. He was dressed in ordinary traveling clothes with a cloak on his shoulders.
"I'm going with you as a guide, not a jester. The place we're going to is my homeland. And I'm just as much at home there as the elves are. I also happen to be the king's authorized representative."
"If I were in the king's place, I wouldn't authorize you to guard my chamber pot!" said Loudmouth.
"Why, you've never had a chamber pot in your life," Tomcat said, laughing at Loudmouth.
"Whether I have or I haven't makes no difference!" Loudmouth retorted to his colleague with the mustache, and then scratched his long nose. "I'm sorry, goblin, but guarding one more civilian in these difficult conditions is just too much. Especially since we know the kind of dirty tricks you like to play on us."
"My name's Kli-Kli, not goblin, Mr. Griper-and-Grouser," the jester snapped. "And I don't need protection from anyone. I'm quite capable of looking after myself."
And with that he flung aside the flaps of his cloak to allow us to see a belt with four heavy throwing knives hanging on it-two on the right and two on the left.
Nothing important happened for the next few days. We carried on heading south, stopping for the night in the fields round about.
The nights were warm and nobody suffered at all from the vagaries of the weather. If it had been the usual kind, that is, the same as it had always been in July for the last ten thousand years, we would all have felt a bit chilly at night. But as it was, you could quite happily sleep on the grass, or lie there looking up at the starry sky. If not for the mosquitoes, who had gone absolutely crazy in this unexpected warmth, life would have been splendid.
The reason we had spent the night in the fields was simple. For two days now the highway had avoided all the villages as it looped elegantly round to the southeast. We would only reach the next village on the road in the evening of the next day. Amazingly enough, out in the open air Mumr didn't snore. Marmot told me that Lamplighter only performed his raucous concerts when he had a roof over his head. So by now I had completely caught up on my sleep.
Little Bee and I had gradually grown accustomed to each other and, to my great delight, I discovered I didn't feel any fatigue even after an entire day's riding. No, that's a lie. I did feel some fatigue, but it was by no means fatal. Not the sort of fatigue that makes you want to collapse on the ground and lie there for four years and not get up again for all the jewels in the kingdom.
At first Markauz didn't want to take the jester with him, but the goblin, with a perfectly innocent expression on his roguish face, handed the count a paper with the king's seal on it, and then there was nothing the stern warrior could do but allow Kli-Kli to travel on with us.
The jester's horse was every bit as large as Alistan's mount, and while the undersized Hallas and Deler looked-how shall I say it?-rather amusing on horses, the goblin looked simply comical on the huge black monster that had been dubbed Featherlight. Kli-Kli's feet didn't even reach the stirrups. But I must say that Kli-Kli felt perfectly confident in the saddle, and Featherlight responded to all his master's commands at the first asking.
The jester was incredibly quiet. By "quiet" I mean that when you woke up in the morning, there was no need to be afraid of a snake in your boot or a briar in your horse's tail. But the little goblin creep spent all day long dashing from the head of our unit, stretched out along the road, to its tail, and then back again from its tail to its head. Kli-Kli had time to get everywhere. In the course of the day he could be seen singing songs with Deler and Hallas, telling one of his stories to Tomcat and Eel, conducting an abstruse discussion with the elves, or arguing with the unyielding Alistan Markauz until his throat turned hoarse.
On the third day after Kli-Kli's arrival we came into a town. And that's when disaster struck.
The tavern in this little village was a lot worse than in Sunflowers. But there was no choice. And after the nights under the open sky I was glad to accept any bed.
The villagers cast curious glances at us-it wasn't every day that they saw so many new people and nonpeople. The elves and the goblin provoked the most oohs and aahs, but the other races were only rare visitors to the lands of Valiostr, so the locals felt that they had to drop everything else and come running to gape at these freaks from the world outside. When would they ever get another chance?
The master of the nameless inn was simply overwhelmed by this great influx of guests and stood there on the porch with his mouth hanging open. Fortunately for us, the innkeeper's burly wife jabbed her husband under the ribs with her elbow and set him and his two drowsy daughters, who had already attracted an extremely interested glance from Arnkh, about their work. Naturally, despite their mother's prods and pokes, the drowsy daughters were still moving slowly and lackadaisically, until the ling suddenly took matters into its own hands by leaping from Marmot's shoulder onto one girl's head, and there was Kli-Kli, who had arranged the whole scene, to shout: "A rabid rat!"
In the tumult that followed, Invincible was almost trampled underfoot, while Kli-Kli was honored with a cuff round the back of his head from Marmot. After that the goblin sulked and he wouldn't talk to anyone. At the end of supper the jester expressed a desire to sleep in the same room as Harold and Lamplighter, and he was very surprised when nobody raised any objections.
"Harold." Egrassa had approached unnoticed and was leaning down over my ear. "Her Tresh Miralissa would like to have a word with you. Come on. I'll show you the way."
I got up from the table and followed the tall elf.
A word? What about? And why now, not earlier? Lucky Harold, going to see elf royalty, but, really, I was intrigued by her invitation.
There in the room with Miralissa were Markauz, who was gazing thoughtfully out of the window, and Ell, who was peeling an apple with his knife.
"Good evening, Harold." The elfess's slanting golden eyes sparkled in the candlelight. "Do you know what this is?" she asked, holding out some object to me.
As I took it, I barely managed to stop myself exclaiming out loud in admiration.
"Is it not beautiful?"
I could just manage a nod as I examined the precious item that was lying in my hands.
It was a key, the size of my palm and very heavy. But more than a key, it was a genuine work of art. The blasphemous thought flashed through my mind that people who knew about such things, the kind who collect old artifacts, would be willing to pay me several mountains of gold for the right to possess this key.
The ancient item looked as if it were made of crystals of ice, so frail that I was afraid to breathe on it, in case it might melt. But I knew that even if I took Deler's poleax and battered the trinket nonstop all day long, nothing would happen to it, but I would have to buy a new poleax.
"Dragon's tears? Is it dwarves' work?"
"Yes, you're right," Egrassa said with a nod. "This is the handiwork of dwarves; only they can work this mineral like that. Do you see how delicate the work is?"
Delicate was not the word for it! It was ideal, elegant, perfect, and ancient. In our time no one would be able to create anything like it. Working that most rare of minerals, dragon's tears, which possesses the enduring strength of the very mountains that created it, requires magic in addition to the usual tools. And unfortunately the magicianship of the dwarves was in a state of decline and not even the masters would be capable of such creations. Far too much had been forgotten during the Purple Years.
"What is this the key to?" I asked as I reluctantly handed the precious thing back to Miralissa.
"Have you ever head of the double-doored level?"
"The third level of the Palaces of Bone?" I asked, remembering my recent conversation with For and the ancient maps of Hrad Spein. "And then, carry on! The twin doors stand open. ..."
"Absolutely right. The double-doored or third level of Hrad Spein, with its magic doors. The doors are sealed with very powerful spells, but this key, created by dwarves two and a half thousand years ago at the request of the Lord of the Dark Houses, will open the way down." She was all business. I could almost see her thinking, comparing possibilities, planning the moves in this deadly game. Somehow, I found this comforting: You want to know that your leaders are working hard, thinking ahead. All the best thieves-like Harold-know that preparation, hard work, imagination, and adaptability make for a successful job ... and vastly increase the odds that you would be alive to enjoy it.
"This object was brought to us by Kli-Kli," said Alistan, turning away from the window. "When the jester left, he was ... But that doesn't matter now. The most important thing is that we now have the key, and if the doors that Lady Miralissa mentioned to you are locked, we shan't have to waste time looking for the way round them."
"If the way round exists, that is."
"It does, Harold. Or it did. The magicians of the Order who took the Horn to Hrad Spein managed to reach Grok's grave somehow. The magicians didn't have the key then, it was in Zagraba," said Miralissa.
"The artifact has already been in Hrad Spein this spring," said Alistan, folding his arms across his chest. "Before setting out for the Desolate Lands, Lady Miralissa gave it to the king, and Stalkon gave it to the magicians of the second expedition. We must thank the gods that the only unfortunate to return from the burial chambers managed to bring the key out, even though he lost his mind."
"It was thanks to the key that the magician survived," said Egrassa, lighting another candle and setting the candlestick on the table beside the first two. "Whatever it is that dwells there, it didn't touch the man with the key."
"It's no great joy to be alive, but insane," I muttered. "So, you have this thing now, and that's wonderful. But why tell me about it?"
"The key is not a toy." Ell finally stopped peeling his apple and came across to me. "Before it will open the doors, it has to be harmonized with its owner. Made to comply with his will."
"Marvelous," I responded with no great enthusiasm.
Stay well away from those who work magic-that's always been one of my many mottoes.
"We have to harmonize it with you. Everything is ready. Here, hold it." Miralissa handed the artifact to me again, ignoring my sour grimace.
With or without my consent the elves intended to indulge in a little shamanism, and there was no point in getting uppity, or they might get some word confused and I'd be left wearing horns on my head for the rest of my life, or something even worse.
"Sit down on the bed." Egrassa lit another candle, but he stood it in the headboard of the bed instead of on the table. "Milord Alistan, if you would be so kind, please leave us while the ritual is taking place."
The count left the room without the slightest objection, closing the door firmly behind him.
"What are you waiting for, Harold? Sit on the bed!" said the elfess, taking some bundles of dried herbs out of her traveling bag. I was on the bed, sitting before I could think. There was real iron in that voice.
A sweetish scent of bog flowers and late autumn drifted through the room. I sat down and Miralissa came up to me with a cup in her hand. She dipped one finger in it and then drew some signs on my forehead and cheeks. At her touch, a light current went through my body starting at my face and quickly sparking down to my toes. It was a madly pleasant sensation. Ell was already standing over one of the candles, whispering and tossing dust up into the air. It looked to me like some kind of powdered herb.
Somehow the dust seemed to fall very slowly, touching the flame of the candle, giving off a thin streamer of white smoke and disappearing. So this was the shamanism of the dark elves. Long whisperings, dances, signs, and all sorts of rubbish like dried bat dung. Yes, sometimes this art could do things that wizardry could never manage. The ancient magic, correctly performed, is far more powerful, but its cost ...
A single mistake, a single mispronounced word, the absence of the most unnecessary-seeming ingredient-and nothing will happen. And the most important thing is the time required for working the shamanic magic. Time is invaluable, and the need for it puts the magic of the dark elves at a disadvantage compared with human wizardry.
Some elves understood this and became the light elves, but others, like the orcs, goblins, and ogres, do not wish to abandon their ancient knowledge and stubbornly continue to use this ineffective anachronism, as the magicians of the Order call it. But then, I'm certain that wizardry also has another, weak side to it, which the Order of Magicians, in its polite fashion, simply forgets to mention.
Meanwhile, Miralissa began singing. Her low, resonant voice began twining itself into the air, swirling through it in a taut spiral of words. Her singing was spellbinding. For all its native coarseness, the orcish language, or rather its elfish dialect (the elves thought of themselves as too proud to use the language of the orcs) was like a mountain stream. Its gurgling was very pleasant to listen to.
The elfess sang as she approached me, and I felt as if she and I were alone in the room with her voice. Egrassa and Ell had moved back and away, become just one of the many shadows hemming me in on all sides.
The voice, the shadows ... And the eyes. Miralissa's golden eyes, with tongues of amber flame flickering in them. They drew me in, leading me away to distant places and times. They filled the entire room. The signs she drew on my face began burning, and the key clenched in my fist was also getting warmer and warmer.
The walls of the room flared up in bright fire, trembled, collapsed outward, then began falling in blazing banners into endless darkness. I cried out, my feet searching hopelessly for support that was not there; I flung my arms out in a futile attempt to fly. The darkness burst into flame and the furious flames born in the darkness came rushing toward me from all sides, scorching my neck, my back, my shoulders. The unbearable heat licking at my body set my hair ablaze. The pain ran through me like a blunt knife. I don't remember, I think I screamed, but then an ink-black shadow that had appeared out of nowhere in this hell of amber fire touched my back and pushed me forward. Into the yellow eyes, into that roaring heat.
A single instant.
Flight. Blindness. Silence.
Night.
21
THE KEY
I swear on the peak of Zam-da-Mort, may its snows never melt! Are you sure that on the way here, honorable sir, you didn't fall into the old quarries? It's dangerous around there now; the gnomes' wits have completely deserted them and they throw the exhausted rock straight down on your head. You have to be careful not to get hit."
The dark elf whom the old dwarf was addressing restrained himself with an effort. Probably only those well acquainted with this race could understand just how much of an effort this restraint required. Neither the dark nor the light elves, may a dragon's flame devour them, were known for the mildness of their tempers, and they responded to any insult, real or imagined, by reaching for their weapons. But this representative of the forest folk remained calm. Who better to persuade a dwarf master craftsman to carry out a special commission than the eldest son of the House of the Black Flame?
Elodssa was not only a fine warrior (even his enemies, the orcs, accepted that he was), but also an excellent diplomat. And in addition, his knowledge of shamanism improved his chances of getting what the elves wanted from the dwarves, and the short people would never even suspect that they had been given a gentle nudge. But Elodssa was in no hurry to employ his secret knowledge. That was his last resort. For the time being he could restrict himself to normal negotiations.
"No, honorable Frahel, nothing fell on my head."
"Oh really?" The old master craftsman seemed rather perturbed by this circumstance. "But then your race is a bit touched in the head without any help from stones."
"Every race has its shortcomings." The elf bared his fangs in an attempt to smile, although he really wanted to do something quite different: take the obstinate dwarf by the scruff of the neck and smack his head against the wall several times.
But he must not! He must not lose his self-control. For after all, among craftsmen, Frahel, may the forest flame tear out his liver, was one of the small number of Masters with a capital M. M. Only this dwarf was capable of creating what the race of elves required. Only this dwarf was capable of creating what the race of elves required.
"Well, there's no doubt about that. Every race has its shortcomings," the dwarf continued. "For instance, take our cousins, the gnomes, curse them, every one. They don't know how to do anything except mine ore and drill corridors in the rock. They've never created a single thing, the rotten idlers!"
"Let us not discuss your relatives," Elodssa said hurriedly.
"That's right, we won't talk about relatives," the dwarf grunted, getting up from his workbench. "You and the orcs have been slitting each other's throats since time out of mind, and you still can't simmer down."
At this point Elodssa was obliged to grit his teeth. Frahel was openly mocking him, in the realization that if the elf had endured the preceding insults, he would endure this one, too, and many others as well.
"Very well, very well, my worthy sir elf," the master craftsman said, raising his hands in a gesture of conciliation. "I know I have touched on a sore spot, and I apologize for it. But as for your little proposal ... It is very tempting but, alas, impossible."
"Why?"
"I do not have that much talent."
"Oh, come now," the elf said with an irritable frown. "My dear Master Frahel, modesty becomes you as the absence of a beard becomes a gnome."
The dwarf imagined the gnomes without their beards and appreciated the joke.
"Master Frahel's fame resounds throughout the northern lands of Siala. Was it not you who created the magic bell and the suit of arms for the emperor? Who else should the elfin houses turn to? Vrahmel? He is too greedy, so he will damage the material. Smerhel? His fame as a craftsman is somewhat greater than he deserves. Or perhaps we should pester Irhel? But he has not a shred of talent. Dear master, for our commission we need the very best. You!"
When the elf said that the finest master craftsmen of the dwarves were not capable of doing anything, he was lying in the desire to flatter this obstinate dwarf. Frahel found the flattery to his liking, and he thawed somewhat.
"Well then," he said, scratching his chin thoughtfully, "perhaps I will take on this little commission of yours when I have some free time. You can see for yourself ..."
He gestured casually at the tables crammed with jobs and feigned an expression of regret.
The elf was not at all disconcerted by this little performance. Frahel was simply trying to push his price up.
"We cannot afford to wait. The doors have already been made and now we need a key. At least one."
"They need a key," the dwarf grumbled, casting a quick glance at the elf. "You're masters when it comes to hammering together the doors for your underground palaces. But as soon as you need a little key made, you come running to the dwarves. I'm not even sure that it will work. Our types of magic are too different."
"Of course, that is so," Elodssa said with a polite smile. "But that is why the elves have come to you and no one else. Only you are capable of creating an artifact fitting for the Twin-Door level."
"All right!" the dwarf agreed in a slightly irritable tone. "I can do it. But the key has to be special. I think you know what I mean. The material must be worthy of the doors. I don't have anything suitable, and I don't know how long it will take to obtain it."
"I think I can help you there." The elf took a long, elegant case out of his bag and handed it to the dwarf.