[Saint Doll] Interlude Arc Chapter 36 – The Cross-dressing Cat-eared Maid Arrives
“Good morning~nyaa”
That day, the morning started with that words.
Last night, Shin who wanted to sleep in his cramped bed can only do so after finishing his deed and also next day preparation which barely leaves him with sufficient amount of time for sleeping, but then that loud voice echoed at dawn and disturbed his plan to stay in the bed until the last minute. So after jumping up from his bed and rushed to the entrance of their mansion, Shin found one person greeting him with their hand raised up.
“Yahoo, I’m Mimina who has been dispatched as maid. Nice to meet you~nyaa”
The person is a maid, a complete and a thorough one.
Moreover, the maid style is that of a moe akihabara style.
There are cat ears on the white maid headband, the apron dress goes until the knees, and it’s also complete with a cat tail at the back. Also, the person’s height is as small as Yuri, but the breasts are as big as Akatsuki. Then while Shin whose sense of vigilance was raised is still wondering about the business of the person in front of him, Mimina shook his hand while bouncing it up and down.
//TL Note : While the reader know his gender from chapter title and information from previous chapter, the description on some part with Shin still doesn’t use any subject or gender related kanji, so my English phrasing is a bit awkward//
“I took great care of this ears and tail~nyaa, if you touch it I’ll kill you~nyaa”
“A beastman, is it. As usual, Befana always prioritize strength before anything else”
“That’s right~nyaa”
“Befana?”
Shin tilted his head when he heard Rubilia muttering from behind him.
“Mercenary Country Befana, a kingdom built on meritocracy. It’s a rare country where even a beastmen like her can join the Knight brigade”
“But still, this beastmen dispatched from Befana is a maid…… Err, usually a beastmen is supposed to be incorporated to either the Knight brigade or the Warrior brigade”
“I do belong to the Knight brigade~nyaa!! This maid appearance is just my hobby~nyaa!”
Rubilia is giving explanation to Shin followed by Lapis on the side who spoke while tilting her head, to which Mimina responded by shouting while puffing her big breasts proudly. After their conversation stopped, Fea popped out from the top of Shin’s head while exclaiming ‘A strong rival appeared!?’. Then while ignoring the over-the-top dramatic face that Fea make, Shin asked Mimina a question anxiously.
“Uh, so, you’re really a maid?”
“Yes~nyaa. You can leave the matter of escorting and taking care of Yuri-sama’s need to me~nyaa”
“Shin-chan, this person is the Befana King’s messenger. I was informed about this matter when I was interviewed by the headmaster”
After Shin nodded in understanding while making an ‘it can’t be helped then’ expression, Mimina then casually dropped an explosive remark to the middle of their conversation.
“Then Yuri-sama should stay with me in my room from now on~nyaa. I don’t mind if she sleep with men at night~nyaa, but other than that time we need to make sure that she’s studying properly~nyaa”
“Eeeeeh!?”
After that sentence, Yuri who hadn’t been showing any interest suddenly shouted loudly. If possible, Yuri doesn’t want to leave Shin’s side even for one second, and so she glared at Mimina as if she’s expressing her refusal for studying. Mimina then sighed before she started giving her explanation.
“Even if you’re in the Academy, there are times when you won’t be able to hide your identity as True Miko and need to appear in public~nyaa. That’s why you need to learn stuff like how to do your hair and make-up for formal appearance, practicing for tea ceremony, manners for mealtime, and even dance practice~nyaa. That’s what I’m going to teach you as per the bald young maste-……ehem, by Minefia King’s order~nyaa. That wig matter is a secret okay~nyaa”
“If my sleep time with Shin-chan is going to be reduced then I refuse!!”
“……You may ignore it, but Shin-sama will learn about manner and dancing too you know?”
“Uehh……”
After Mimina finished her explanation, Yuri screamed in despair. Lapis also followed up with a retort that made Shin frowned. But because everyone in the place knows that all of this is necessary, no one is making any objection.
“That’s why I’m here~nyaa!! That attendant over there can do the cooking, and I will do all the remaining housekeeping work~nyaa. I’m going to pick up Yuri-sama and the others after their special class in the afternoon, after that, we’re going to study until night~nyaa. You can sleep with Shin-sama afterwards~nyaa. If you ever think of escaping, forgot sleeping the whole night~nyaa, I’m going to drag you out to study in another room after you received your dose of one shot~nyaa!!”
“Boo boo” “Boo boo”
“……Why are you booing too Fea”
“Hnn~ no reason”
As the coolheaded one out of the two, Shin sighed and decided to persuade Yuri. One day, there might be time when he’s asked to participate in a dangerous adventure that last for more than one day. With that thought in mind, he considered that it will be encouraging to have a woman nearby that can act as an escort.
After all, even if Shin disregards the reliable-ness of the person in front of him in stuff like housework and other field, he can’t disregards how the person in front of him always moves without making any wasted movement. Shin even felt that this person might be comparable to Gain.
“This is just my thought. I think a girl that is well educated is wonderful”
“Understood!!”
“She understood~nyaa?”
“She understands now”
“A willful person isn’t she”
Shin smiled wryly as he heard Yuri withdrew her previous stance in an instant. The change of heart even made Mimina double check with Rubilia whose expression didn’t change during the whole exchange.
“You seem to be treating this lightly”
“While my situation prevented me to attend any kind of official events, I have learned the necessary manners for a royalty”
“Hee, that’s amazing”
“Well, since Yuri-san is going to be late from now on, me and Lapis will become Shin-sama’s partner instead. Please rest easy”
“The one on one time will increase, I’m looking forward to it”
Rubilia smiled while making a ‘Fufufu~’ laugh, and Lapis also muttered to herself with a happy tone. Meanwhile, Yuri who looked to be full of motivation just before this had her face turned pale. And she then screamed while closing her eyes.
“You traitooorrr!!!!!!”
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“By the way, why are you specifically leaving cooking to Lapis?”
“I can only make cat food~nyaa, you’re okay with that?”
“Lapis, we’re at your care”
The group then moved into the place that is supposed to be Yuri’s room post-haste.
Yuri, Rubilia, and Mimina are gathered inside the room that is large yet dreary. Shin already went to the Academy, as for Yuri’s group, they have obtained special permission to take a leave. Lapis is currently away to the commercial district to buy preparation for lunch.
“Once again, nice to work with you~nyaa”
Mimina lowered his head, and then he took out an envelope from his pocket and showed it.
“First of all, I’ll hand you the documents that summarize the terms and conditions of the contract. If none of you have any objection, I’m going to submit the contract via the Academy”
“I shall read it”
After Rubilia received it and read it once, she read it again from the very beginning while checking each sentences repeatedly. After that, she sighed and nodded.
“There’s no problem in the contents. It’s largely about the matter of Yuri-san submitting your body and participating in the special classes. If you can keep up with those two, your freedom will be guaranteed after graduating from the Academy. However, your protection only applies against the countries and the nobles. Individual outsider is not included, but if you know that a noble is actually involved, you can report it to those authorities at Divine Pillar.
“What will happen after I die?”
“If it’s after graduation, the benefit of the contract will be guaranteed to individual named Shin, they will not ask for your corpse either. Also, it seems every country will respond if you have any troubles with the nobles. At the very worst, even if Shin-sama ended up killing one, the whole thing will be buried and hushed up”
After listening to Rubilia’s explanation, Yuri nodded and faced Mimina.
“All right, there’s no problem with the contract’s content”
“That’s good~nyaa. Then I assume you’re also okay with my role~nyaa?”
Hearing that question, Yuri remembered the words of the Befana King. Both Yuri and Rubilia then asked a question voicing their doubt.
“Er, something about expansion isn’t it”
“Miminsan you’re a……, man, aren’t you?”
“Yes, I’m a male through and through~nyaa”
Mimina flipped his skirt upward casually. A woman's inner short appeared from underneath, then as the other two tilted their head from seeing the totally flat mound, a change occurred.
First, a small protrusion is pushing out the shorts from the inside. It then keep growing bigger while being watched by the other two, until finally a rod popped out from the inside as if it’s breaking free. It was followed next by two testicles appearing out of nowhere and can be seen peeking out from the gap of the inner short.
“Th-, this is?”
“I can hid my balls inside my body~nyaa. I don’t need to be afraid of attacks targeting the crotch~nyaa”
“But that isn’t much different with Shin-chan's isn’t it”
Rubilia is surprised, while Yuri is voicing her doubt calmly.
Mimina who heard that is smirking brazenly.
“Look at this~nyaa”
Mimina’s meat stick start to get erect in front of Yuri and Rubilia. The tip is rising until the whole thing is facing toward the sky. The meat stick that keep getting bigger began to shift the inner short as if it’s pushing an obstruction out of the way. Right now the meat stick is a little bit bigger than Shin, but one would still tilt their head if they were told that something of this size would be in charge of something related with expansion, then at that moment, Mimina spoke out.
“My blessing is, [Body Manipulation]~nyaa. Nyaa~nyanyanyaa~!!”
A change followed.
Blood vessels appeared on the surface of the meat stick and it’s convulsing greatly.
While being observed in real time, the diameter and the length of the meat stick increased until it tore the inner short that is now merely a hindrance. And then, it's finally complete.
That thing was too big to be called a meat stick.
Too big, too thick, too hard, and too heinous.
It was more like a large mass of meat.
Yuri who saw the whole thing unconsciously recalled a certain phrase that appeared in a certain manga, that thing she saw was that atrocious. Its thickness is about the size of Yuri’s arm, while the length is long enough for it to be caught between Mimina’s own breasts. The glans itself is about the size of a fist, and it’s stretched wide enough to resemble a heinous looking mushroom cap. One can call the whole thing itself as Mimina’s third arm.
“This one is just a joke~nyaa. The king of Befana is about this size~nyaa”
After saying so, Mimina’s meat stick shrunk in size but still into one that can be called as abnormal.
The diameter is around three times of Shin, while the length is two times. As for the hardness, after Mimina asked “You still watching~nyaa?”, he walked to a desk nearby and made a knocking *gon* *gon* *gon* noises. It made everyone could unpleasantly imagine it without needing to touch it.
“You saw that?”
“I have a bad habit of walking naked after taking a bath~nyaa. Someone once saw that and wrongly nominated me, saying “I want that maid!” while having an erection~nyaa. Since things might go out of hand if I refuse, I just accepted it obediently~nyaa. I feel like dying during the moment he let it out~nyaa, my preference is normal~nyaa…… Ah, but if it’s that Shin-sama, it might be fun doing him from behind~nyaa”
Mimina derailed the conversation by grumbling about her past, but then someone suddenly kicked his meat stick that is still erect. When Mimina looked at the owner of the shoes that reflected a dull light, he saw Yuri who is glaring at him full of anger.
“Shin-chan is the top¹!! Cat-earred maid is the bottom², don’t get that swapped!!”
“Nyaa!?”
//TL Note : Written with yaoi/BL term seme¹ and uke²//
Next to Mimina who is surprised by Yuri’s reason of anger, Rubilia is sighing greatly.
“This girl, she’s also good at derailing the conversation”
And soon, Mimina’s [Education] began.
“Then first, get naked and show me your pussy~nyaa”
Mimina’s manner changed when it’s time for the education, he was in this place for the sake of performing vaginal dilation on Yuri after all. Therefore, he gave his first command clearly in order to confirm the condition of the hole that he needs to expand. Nonetheless though, the order came from someone who looks like a normal girl with cat ears and dressed in maid clothes, plus a torn inner short hanging on his ankle, so the intimidation factor could be said to be non-existent.
“You’re expanding it but, what will you do if it becomes loose and Shin-chan ended up hating it?”
“Don’t worry, I’m a pro~nyaa. Hurry and get naked already~nyaa”
With no other choice left to her, Yuri start to get undressed. After her slender and beautiful naked body is exposed, Mimina then began to stare at Yuri with an appraising stare carefully.
“Mnn~ it’s a body that doesn’t really awaken any appetite~nyaa. Are you eating meat~nyaa?”
“This is fine, Shin-chan said that he likes it”
“Oh well, whatever. Go sit on the bed and open your crotch~nyaa”
Following Mimina who is giving command while pointing at the bed, Yuri is spreading her legs by holding it and made her crotch opened wide. Mimina then extended her finger toward Yuri’s smooth and hairless secret place while also performing a sniffing gesture.
“It’s really just as I was told, it doesn’t get wet at all~nyaa. Heck, can a penis even enter this small hole~nyaa? Or could it be that Shin-sama is really small?”
” “Of course not!!” ”
“J-just a joke~nyaa”
Hearing Yuri and Rubilia denied it at the same time with a shout, Mimina apologized with his ears folded flat to his head. After recovering his wits, Mimina is spreading the lips of Yuri’s lower mouth and checking out the clitoris by peeling the skin around it, he also once again began to sniff around including the hole in the back.
“Well, it’s a proper woman at least~nyaa. I’ll taste it a little~nyaa”
“NNh!? It’s, coarse!!”
Mimina is moving his tongue around Yuri’s secret place. Yuri’s body trembled from experiencing the rough feeling of Mimina’s tongue that can’t be found on normal human’s tongue, however after Mimina saw there’s no hint of Yuri’s secret place getting wet at all, he sighed greatly.
“It’s just strange to not get wet after this far~nyaa!! I don’t smell any scent of oil in this house either~nyaa, how do you even sleep with this~nyaa? Did you just lube it with the love juice of Rubilisama over there nyaa?”
“It gets wet properly if it’s Shin-chan, so there’s no problem!”
“Is that true~nyaa?”
“It’s true”
After Rubilia nodded and confirmed Yuri’s claim, Mimina tried licking Yuri’s anal with his tongue. Then after smelling her secret place just above it once again, he stood up.
“I never expected it to not get wet to this extent~nyaa, but if that was true, then this will be easy~nyaa. Wait a moment, I’ll return immediately~nyaa”
“In this state?”
“Well, he said he will return soon”
Mimina jumped out of the room immediately after finishing his words. Yuri’s body stiffened when she was instructed to stay in her current figure, but then Mimina really comes back real soon while making a *dododododo* thumping steps on the floor.
There’s a big bag containing a small cloth in his hand. After throwing the bag on the floor, Mimina jumped to the bed and opened Yuri’s mouth.
“Swallow this~nyaa”
“MMmmph!?”
“WHA!?”
The cloth in the bag is pushed forcibly into Yuri’s mouth. It was already too late to do anything when the surprised Rubilia raised her voice, Yuri’s body began to convulse and she’s leaking urine too.
“What, wha, what are you!?”
“Mph, Mmmph?!”
When she looked at Yuri’s exposed secret place, the vaginal opening which was tightly closed is now opened and wet with love juice plenty enough for it to drip from the inside. Her clitoris is also erect and bulging out from the foreskin around it. This figure of Yuri reminded Rubilia of something that she knows really well. The name of the most evil medicine popped up inside Rubilia’s head as she saw the figure that Yuri will only show to Shin.
“It can’t be, the Demon Drug!?”
“Hm? I don’t use such thing~nyaa. I just put this inside her mouth~nyaa”
Hearing Rubilia raised her voice, Mimina took another cloth and put it into Rubilia’s hands. Rubilia then tilted her neck while spreading the cloth, then after realizing what it is, she sighed greatly.
“Could it be, this is”
“Shin-sama’s unwashed pants~nyaa”
“This is just like manipulating livestock to go in heat~nyaa”
“Similar to a livestock…… Yuri-san, you……”
“Mph, Mmph!!”
Mimina is boasting while puffing up his breasts, while Rubilia is just standing there staring blankly at Yuri. Meanwhile, Yuri is shaking her head desperately after receiving such gaze, but her figure where her exposed secret place is dripping with love juices doesn’t help much to improve her situation.
“It’s worse than a livestock~nyaa. She’s licking that underwear inside her mouth~nyaa, a pervert through and through~nyaa”
“Mph!?”
“About this matter, can you keep it a secret? That is, even to the Kings”
“Well, I don’t really mind~nyaa. My instruction just goes up to the bodyguard part~nyaa”
Rubilia start to ignore Yuri who was shaking her head even further, then she asked Mimina to prevent him leaking this information. After Mimina accepted her request easily, Rubilia is stroking her chest in relief.
Rubilia didn’t ask that not because she didn’t want the Kings to grasp Yuri’s weakness. She just didn’t want Yuri, the True Miko who is known as her best friend, to be exposed having such a hobby. While she was ashamed of prioritizing her own interest, she concluded that her judgment is not wrong after seeing Yuri is moving her mouth with Shin’s underwear inside and walked out of sight. And now that everything is ready.
“Well then, let’s start with checking the size first~nyaa”
While saying so, Mimina pulled his skirt off and pressed his naked lower body against Yuri. His erect meat stick has returned to the size of the first one, and then he pierced it into Yuri’s vagina without hesitation.
“Hnnyaah~ Amazing~nyaa. This pussy is great~nyaa”
“Nnph!?”
“If you stay obedient, I’m going to secretly secure some laundry whenever I’m doing them~nyaa”
“Nh!!”
When Mimina’s body trembled and he himself is making an ecstatic expression, Yuri released the legs that she’s been holding as if she’s giving a resistance, but after Mimina suddenly said his proposal, Yuri returned to her original posture and looked at Mimina while groaning with a positive tone. Incidentally, Yuri would always be vigilant with her action so as to not make Shin notice anything strange, that’s why she doesn’t have any room to spare for performing stuff like securing his underwear.
“Now then, time to enlarge it~nyaa”
“Nmph!? NNNnnnh!?”
After that, Mimina once again invoked his body manipulation. He’s making his meat stick bigger and thicker gradually, and at one point when Yuri gasped for breaths while the cock is still growing, Mimina pulled his waist and took out his cock from the inside.
“Hmm~ It’s absolutely cramped~nyaa. This means, this ball should do for the expansion~nyaa”
Mimina sighed while looking at the size of his enlarged meat stick. He then took out two balls from the bag that he brought and used his hand to play with it. The diameter of the balls is about the same width with the girth of Mimina’s current meat stick. While still rolling the ball around inside his palm, Mimina extended his hands toward Yuri’s crotch, spread her vaginal opening, and then pushed the two balls inside.
“Yup, this much should do~nyaa. I’ll take that pants off now~nyaa”
“*puha* Ju-just a bit more”
“Nyah, it dried out immediately, just what kind of hole is this~nyaa”
After Mimina pulled Shin’s underwear from Yuri’s mouth and thrown it away, the love juce that had been dripping like a broken faucet immediately stopped and made Mimina go wide-eyed.
“Fu-, Fufu~n, My love for Shin-chan is genuine”
“Well, the balls inside are already soaked in love juice~nyaa, there should be no problem~nyaa”
When Yuri looked down at her crotch, she could see the round shape of the ball peeking out from her vaginal entrance. It’s white color made Yuri look like she has an egg coming out from her secret place, then when Yuri frowned because looking at it made her really feel the sensation of the ball, Mimina spoke while pushing the surface of the ball.
“Did you just try to push it out~nyaa? Don’t do that~nyaa”
“It’s a little painful”
“It’s expansion, so it will be painful to some extent~nyaa. But well……oh, that’s right~nyaa”
Mimina goes into thought after hearing Yuri’s response, and then she clapped her hands not long after.
“You should sleep with Shin-sama today like that~nyaa. You can say that it’s a foreign object insertion play while making a tempting face~nyaa”
“Wh, what is that?”
“So you show the ball to Shin-sama, and then say that you’re training your vaginal pressure for his sake~nyaa. That way Shin-sama will be impressed and fall all over you again~nyaa”
“Are, are you sure?”
“Of course~nyaa. There are no man who will hate it when their woman is making effort to make him feel better~nyaa”
“That’s……true”
“And lastly, your final objective is to have Shin-sama put his arm inside you~nyaa. When it’s cold in winter, you will become a woman who can warm Shin-sama’s hand with her womb, isn’t that wonderful~nyaa? …..You like that kind of stuff don’t you, Yuri-sama?”
“Eh? Having Shin-chan’s hand touching my womb? Is, is that really fine?”
“It’s better to be able to do it rather than not able~nyaa, do your best~nyaa!!”
“You, you’re right…… Shin-chan will feel better too……”
After Mimina played his cards appropriately, the anxious Yuri was deceived easily. While Rubilia is somewhat in disbelief from seeing Yuri’s reaction, she was convinced that it was not something that is very wrong because Shin and Yuri is fine with something that can be considered unusual too, starting from anal sex. In addition, since Rubilia herself also likes doing stuff like cleansing it with her mouth after doing anal sex, she might not be aware that she’s just another pervert in the group.
“(All of these stuff, the only one who would kindly accepted people like us is only Shin-sama isn’t it)”
And thus, beyond the quietly thinking Rubilia, there were Yuri and Mimina who are continuing with their education excitedly.
“The target is Shin-chan’s arm!!”
“It will be bigger than Befana’s King, you’re okay with that right~nyaa?”
“I don’t care about that!!”