The Zombie King’s Heartthrob1 Girlfriend (1)
When Bai Weiwei woke up, she heard the system’s ding .
【The mission is to win Song Yunhuan’s love .
Target: Song Yunhuan .
Completion 0 .
Time: 4 months . 】
She had no time to think, because she opened her eyes and saw a pair of unbelievable and hate-filled eyes .
Bai Weiwei was dumbfounded, only now did she discover that her hands were currently pushing a person away .
He was young, his black hair under the sun made a small halo, and under his loose hair, was an incredibly handsome face .
And that face, looked at Bai Weiwei with hate… as he fell out of the car .
Bai Weiwei tried to reach out and grab his hand, but only caught his sleeve . The sleeve tore due to the force . The man still fell, disappearing into a bunch of meat flowers…zombies?
Bai Weiwei took a good look, then sucked in a cold breath .
She was standing in the back of a van, the door wide open . There were people in the car, and outside, a mass of rotting corpses were racing to catch up with them .
Every time a human fell, they rushed in to eat .
The man she just pushed out, had long disappeared among the mass of corpses, and he was probably eaten .
And the familiar reminder of the system rang .
【Ding, male lead’s favorability level -35, male lead’s hate for you in endless, it’s not enough to kill you only once, host be careful, oh2 . 】
Bai Weiwei had goosebumps cover her entire body . What was wrong with the system? Was it possessed by the Love Formula? What was with that kind of reminder3 .
Suddenly she remembered something very important .
She looked at the torn cloth hanging from her fingers, a little distracted: “The man who was just pushed out by this body…”
System cheerfully alerted: “Yeah, it’s that man . ”
Bai Weiwei felt like the sky was turning, her sinful hands, stained with blood, full of negative feelings .
Just now, did she actually push the man out to feed the zombies?
That man was killed by the zombies, who was she supposed to target now?
Was this a sign…
Bai Weiwei asked in a shaky voice: “Ah’Zero, ah, this plane isn’t a ghost story, right . ”
System: “Look at the bodies that chased the car, normal people would know that this is an apocalyptic zombie plane . ”
Bai Weiwei staggered . “But the target just now, has been eaten by zombies . ”
System: “This is the host’s job, therefore, jiayou4, oh, love you, be careful . ”
Bai Weiwei’s face looked disgusted .
System, what’s wrong with you, were you haunted by Bai Yaoyao’s love?
The system alerted, 【Ding, asking the host to start accepting the memory of this body . 】
The familiar headache came back, and Bai Weiwei’s face was pale .
She received the memory, and was speechless for a long time .
The target, Song Yunhuan, and this body, Bai Weiwei, were college graduates .
Bai Weiwei, refreshing and beautiful5, had a sweet and beautiful voice, so she was very popular with men .
And Song Yunhuan was a nerd6, the kind of tech guy who stayed in his dorm room writing code, though he looked good, a gloomy personality wasn’t popular with females .
These two people weren’t ever supposed to be involved with each other .
But the previous Bai Weiwei was a green tea b*tch7, refreshing and pure on the surface, but in reality quite enjoyed, with her pitiful appearance, a sense of vanity that men gave her .
1: 万人迷, lit . ten thousand people captivate . For some reason the first Baidu entry was about a character in the drama series “Pink Girl” . She’s supposed to be a beautiful cosmetic salesperson at a large shopping mall, so I don’t really know why her name is being translated as “geeksome” unless it was supposed to be ironic . ↩
2: 男主对你恨恨恨不完,对你比一个杀死你的小心心哦么么哒。Just when you think machine translating is getting easier you get hit with sentences that are seemingly easy but actually ridiculous to tease apart . ↩
3: To the best of my knowledge, the system repeated some words like hate you (=hate hate hate you), much like the way Bai Yaoyao would declare her love for Bai Weiwei, but like, I love you love you love you!!↩
4: 加油 lit . add oil . A cheer or support, much like “come on,” “fighting,” you get the gist . ↩
5: 清秀可人 lit . very delicate and pretty person . I can’t tell if it’s a slang or not, since the meaning is very close to the literal translation, but it basically describes a very pretty person . ↩
6: 死宅 lit . dead house . Modern slang for an otaku or hikkikomori . An English equivalent would probably be, respectively, nerd (but most often associated with anime) and shut-in . ↩
7: Green tea bitch is a modern term used to describe a woman who acts pure/saintly/innocent but is actually scheming/conniving/villainous on the inside . ↩